Today Only in Tools & Garden
The power. THE ABSOLUTE POWER. AHAHAHAHA
Now that I have a WEN Generator, I have to admit that sometimes I get delusions that I possess ENOUGH AWESOME POWER TO OBLITERATE ALL MY RIVALS when in fact I really just want to power my outdoor fridge. I'm a bit concerned because of how much I think my generator could FIRE A LASER AT MARS every time I use my coffee maker in the basement. Anyway, my WEN Generator is great but I should probably lower my expectations—I CAN BLOW UP THE SUN HAHAHA, no I can't. OR CAN I? No. I can't.