Today Only in Tools & Garden
We’ll be honest: The thing we had here was REALLY not rockin’ it. So out of our
desperate attempt to be rich love for giving you options, we've switched it to an item we hope you like more. Consider this is your chance to help us look good to our bosses get a little something for yourself. And you'd better hurry. If this doesn’t sell soon, we might just have to change it again! Thank you You're welcome.
Glass was a miracle when it was first discovered. A solid you can see through? Pure science fiction. Never you mind that glass existed before science fiction did, that's what it was. And what did we learn almost immediately? Glass. Gets. Dirty.
And so everyone got tiny cloths and stuffed them in their sleeves and polished their bifocals from time to time and it was great. But then we invented cars and what did we learn? Glass. Gets. Dirtier at even higher speeds.
And now everyone needs wiper blades. And they have to change those wiper blades every now and again because they all get messy and covered in dirt. And yes! Yes it is inefficient! It's very inefficient! Even now there are people desperate to invent some kind of semipermeable energy field that we can pass through at will while also keeping out the rain, mosquitos, gamma rays, and tiny deadly aliens. Even now they work to save us from the pain of having to deal with the whole wiper blade cycle. Perhaps one day, one day, one day they will succeed.
But until then you gotta clean that damn glass. At least you might as well save some money while you do it.
- cmcnulty81 cmcnulty81 says, "These wiper blades are great. Super quiet and easy to install."
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