Today Only in Tools & Garden
An anagram of "chainsaw" is "A Swan Chi" which is quite beautiful when you think about it.
A chainsaw in the hands of a chainsaw master is a lovely thing to behold. The sound bends, the pitch changes, the cuts appear in just the right places and the wood dissolves to reveal... well, whatever is being done. Like, if you're cutting down trees, you're not gonna get a classical Greek sculpture, you know? This isn't some kinda magic chainsaw that's gonna turn wood into marble.