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Cohesion 9” Twin Air Bed

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  • (11:00 PM, 2/22/2012) [STAFF] ThunderThighs says today's WOOT! CLUE! is at World of Home.Woot!



wootalyzer


quality posts: 1 Private Messages wootalyzer

Wootalyzer's Pricing Post! - The price of today's woot item is saved here for future reference
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Cohesion 9" Twin Air Bed
$27.99 + $5 Shipping
Condition: New

*DISCLAIMER* Wootalyzer! is in no way affiliated with Woot!, and this post may not always be here!

aMies


quality posts: 0 Private Messages aMies

LE SIGH

fachagooch


quality posts: 1 Private Messages fachagooch

finally

scottdawg


quality posts: 0 Private Messages scottdawg

Web site of crap!

Dawg it's a Texas thing

teenracer6


quality posts: 59 Private Messages teenracer6

And the hits just keep on coming.

ashliz8806 wrote:Going to a Wizards game and being disappointed is like going swimming and getting wet...If you didn't expect it, I'm not sure I trust your judgment.

scottskillman


quality posts: 4 Private Messages scottskillman

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

tarahbelle2


quality posts: 1 Private Messages tarahbelle2

Awesome, get one for the price of two.

MichXelle


quality posts: 18 Private Messages MichXelle

Full size was $2 more earlier in the Woot.

lumpthar


quality posts: 4 Private Messages lumpthar

On this cozy note, I'm going to bed.

fachagooch


quality posts: 1 Private Messages fachagooch
aMies wrote:LE SIGH



we

zyodei


quality posts: 1 Private Messages zyodei

Wakko Talks Faboo! is all this Potty Emergency! I'm not buying another damn thing until they have a Sansa.

sellbuyer92


quality posts: 26 Private Messages sellbuyer92

This will kill...check in later...

I had a cool signature, but then I took an arrow to the knee!

magorphenger


quality posts: 0 Private Messages magorphenger

How much does this cost on the outside?

Chronological Reorder

thabigtasty


quality posts: 0 Private Messages thabigtasty

It says it's 9" long.

gameguy521


quality posts: 1 Private Messages gameguy521

woot! = Wasting Our Online Time....

codespace


quality posts: 4 Private Messages codespace

9" seems awful small for a twin-sized bed. Is this Barbie-scale or something?

rlloyd3


quality posts: 0 Private Messages rlloyd3

This actually looked like a good deal...until I saw it's just a twin.

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lunastrixae


quality posts: 1 Private Messages lunastrixae

Man, if this is the good stuff, how 'cool' is the Barrels of Crud going to be?

Kingu


quality posts: 34 Private Messages Kingu

Ugh, too low, too hard if inflated right, like sleeping in a condom if it's not, just...ugh, I can't express my hatred for these enough. Couldn't give it away fast enough.

willgras


quality posts: 0 Private Messages willgras

Woot. I am dissapoint.

iamhappy726


quality posts: 9 Private Messages iamhappy726

somehow the words cohesion and twin seem to belong together.

shanteuse


quality posts: 3 Private Messages shanteuse
Kingu wrote:Ugh, too low, too hard if inflated right, like sleeping in a condom if it's not, just...ugh, I can't express my hatred for these enough. Couldn't give it away fast enough.



Clearly you've slept in a condom before....

I mean...

oh...

blush.....

Kingu


quality posts: 34 Private Messages Kingu
shanteuse wrote:Will it work under a m a c ?



You can put one outside a window and toss your apple out atop it...and watch it either bounce about as high as the window, or collapse through it, depending on inflation level.

gertiestn


quality posts: 38 Private Messages gertiestn

The twin is 9". The bed is trying to catch up.

wizeguy6


quality posts: 1 Private Messages wizeguy6

Built-in pump.

Yeah, baabyyy...

p1800nut


quality posts: 1 Private Messages p1800nut

I've seen this before. Like this time last night.

captainsousie


quality posts: 1 Private Messages captainsousie
shanteuse wrote:Will it work under a m a c ?



Nope, just a m.a.c-daddy

gertiestn


quality posts: 38 Private Messages gertiestn

Naw. You've got it confused with one of the 432 Rakus.

iamhappy726


quality posts: 9 Private Messages iamhappy726
magorphenger wrote:How much does this cost on the outside?



Are you thinking that other sites have this bed for a less 'inflated' price ?

rajun50


quality posts: 0 Private Messages rajun50

The 9" is referring to the thickness of the bed, not the length or width.

sweetyjane


quality posts: 1 Private Messages sweetyjane

curses! I must sleep. When will this torment end?

bduchouq


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bduchouq

9" is 9 inches.
9' is 9 feet.

So, this is a 9 inch bed?

dmiller50


quality posts: 1 Private Messages dmiller50
thabigtasty wrote:It says it's 9" long.



For A Barbie Doll....probably the next woot item!

zeiker


quality posts: 0 Private Messages zeiker

Woot trying to tell is something?

leftfooty


quality posts: 3 Private Messages leftfooty

Hmm. I think I just had a philosophical moment. I keep thinking that every item woot puts up is garbage - but in fact, its the same crap they have always sold on this site. Although, I have only seen one vacuum so far... Have I created a expectation of my lovely Woot! that was never true? Have I been blind to this the whole time?

For the love of all that is monkey. please. let me go Woot!, let me go in peace.

DawaLhamo


quality posts: 7 Private Messages DawaLhamo

The built-in air pump is kinda cool.

Air mattresses usually only last a season, though, if you're doing outdoor camping, so I don't really think it'd be that cost effective to get one like this.

ChangeOfFate


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ChangeOfFate

I would not recommend this bed for conjugal visits.

iamhappy726


quality posts: 9 Private Messages iamhappy726
sweetyjane wrote:curses! I must sleep. When will this torment end?



When someone pulls the plug on this inflated bed.

scottskillman


quality posts: 4 Private Messages scottskillman

FOr some reason, I get the feeling Woot wants me to go to bed.