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Poll: The world is ending. You can only save one book from this list as proof of what mankind can accomplish. Which do you choose?
  • 1.3% - Midnight’s Children 39
  • 3.7% - Finnegan’s Wake 111
  • 15.6% - War And Peace 467
  • 11.5% - A Game Of Thrones 343
  • 2.8% - The Jack Kirby Omnibus 83
  • 6.1% - The Hunger Games 184
  • 22.9% - Some other book I’ll name in the comments 685
  • 36.1% - I would save the monorail episode of “The Simpsons” and then watch the world burn 1081
2993 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?

vipermjb


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You know a town with money is a lot like a mule with a spinin' wheel. Noone knows how he got it, and danged if he knows how to use it.

lonelypond


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Complete works of Shakespeare. And Connie Willis's Bellwether.

imtheother1666


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The Count of Monte Cristo. Money, power, revenge. Nuff said.

computermd82


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lonelypond wrote:Complete works of Shakespeare. And Connie Willis's Bellwether.



This.

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"And the man in the rain picked up his bag of secrets, and journeyed up the mountainside, far above the clouds. And nothing was ever heard from him again, except for the sound of Tubular Bells."

blumissy


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Lord of the Rings series. Simple as that. :-)

nellb123


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Alice In Wonderland

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rottndachs


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The world has ended. Nobody is here to read the book, so what is the point?

angela522


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The Holy Bible

squatchy


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blumissy wrote:Lord of the Rings series. Simple as that. :-)



Yes

chretist


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Dilbert: What would Wally do?

ganome


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chuckfiely


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angela522 wrote:The Holy Bible



Ditto

Harui


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I don't even know what most of those are... And I read a lot. >.<

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edpollak


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angela522 wrote:The Holy Bible


Finally, a rational reply!

YO_ED

daguava


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Catch 22, the greatest work of literature ever conceived.

polkastria


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Complete Works of Shakespeare or Complete Works of O.Henry.

Both wonderful books and people don't know much of O. Henry beyond "The Ransom Of Red Chief" or "The Gift Of The Magi".

Z07


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Another vote for the Bible.

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chuckfiely wrote:Ditto



Double ditto

Tinkerdo


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Watership Down

bacalum


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Woot's choices are either stultifying or silly popular pap. So far, readers are mostly opting for single-author literature or an anthology of history, myths, legends and poetry.
My vote: who cares? If we're all dead, how will some other race determine what the printed words mean - assuming they're even recognized as words? If the ETs manage to catch some of our broadcasts, especially language instruction shows, they might be able to match sounds and printed markings to their meanings. Without context, markings on papers would be almost impossible to interpret.

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NavyStore


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The Clive Cussler Omnibus. Love every single Dirk Pitt novel he's written.

bw2001


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I got about halfway through Midnight's Children before I couldn't take it anymore. I would pick Catcher in the Rye.

brumagem


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daguava wrote:Catch 22, the greatest work of literature ever conceived.



Totes. That one is really up there.

brumagem


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I doubt anyone who voted for it have read War and Peace (also, Anna Karenina is better).

I'd save Huck Finn, with Catch 22, Candide, and Anna Karenina as close runners-up.

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The Holy Bible.

The rest is just good for starting the fires.

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stevef2222


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lucifers hammer

Bluheart


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'Fahrenheit 451' by Ray Bradbury. My all time favorite book and movie.

ehatfield19


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The Holy Bible
King James Version

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jsvend


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"war and peace" and "some other book" are the ONLY acceptable answers to this poll. if those two together do not come out ahead, humanity has failed us ALL. right now we're good, but Walrus Toting Halibut, "the simpsons" is gaining????????????? really? i feel sorry for my kids and my kids' kids. and their kids. maybe by then, they'll have turned things around. hopefully.

magnoliasouth


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My Bible.

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Starr5678


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Tough choice for me between the Complete Works of Shakespeare or To Kill a Mockingbird. LOTR trilogy would come next. OK.... I die as the world ends because I'm trying to pack up my entire library! LOL!

kdcarty


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I agree with selecting the Bible. In fact, I would select the Bible too if I could only choose one book to take with me without stipulation. However wasn't the poll to select a book showing what mankind can accomplish? God, wrote the Bible through men so I don't think this qualifies for the purposes of the poll. That said, again I'm taking the Bible. lol

ZerosReaper


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bacalum wrote: Without context, markings on papers would be almost impossible to interpret.



So in essence you're suggesting that children's books may well indeed be the most valuable literature that mankind has ever produced?

CharlesP2009


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Would I be considered a terrible person if I said I hadn't read any of those books?

Arrin


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The Iliad.

buck2th78


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LOTR

makitmama


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as long as collections count, the complete works of Roald Dahl.

jski


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The complete works of Woot: sales copy made simple

or Ayn Rand's Fountainhead

tslothrop


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Gravity's Rainbow.