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Random Crap

Speed to First Woot:
0m 0.665s
First Sucker:
Devkat69
Last Wooter to Woot:
JudyL1118
Last Purchase:
6 years ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 6% of Woot.com Woots
Top 3% of all Woots
Woots Sold (rank):
Top 2% of Woot.com Woots
Top 1% of all Woots

Purchaser Experience

  • 14% first woot
  • 13% second woot
  • 51% < 10 woots
  • 17% < 25 woots
  • 4% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 3% joined today
  • 5% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 60% one year old
  • 30% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 100% bought 1
  • 0% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting



Bm303


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Bm303

yay crap

whiteykouba


quality posts: 0 Private Messages whiteykouba

/cry

bobsacks


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bobsacks

que uno?

xradialx86


quality posts: 10 Private Messages xradialx86

Booooooooo yah #5 AND I GOT ONE!

Helterran


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Helterran

In your FACE I GOT ONE!

haax0r


quality posts: 0 Private Messages haax0r

YAY, I FINALLY GOT ONE!!!

richardemoore


quality posts: 0 Private Messages richardemoore

d'ohh! Cursed "order" screen stuck...

I'd rather be drinking... Oh wait, I *am*!

drgruney


quality posts: 0 Private Messages drgruney

w00t... waiting for my order to go through.

kozlo


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kozlo

YAY! GOT ONE... WOOT!

mcalcagno


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mcalcagno

sold out in 15 seconds

LSwonZ28


quality posts: 0 Private Messages LSwonZ28

son of a slow internet....I WANTED ONE!

lazyart


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lazyart

I feel better. Didnt get it, but everyone saw it this time, and a topic to post to.

scross8305


quality posts: 1 Private Messages scross8305

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Starting the long list of wine woots, 30+ so far.
8 Random hernia

My Cellar

captainpizazz


quality posts: 0 Private Messages captainpizazz

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo...................

tjalsma


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tjalsma

sold out I need more crap.

Sonic Infidel


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Sonic Infidel

Bollocks!

I never get a Blinged-Out Cabbage...

phrenic


quality posts: 0 Private Messages phrenic

fastest sell out ever...

banditelli


quality posts: 0 Private Messages banditelli

swing and a miss

uplateanyway


quality posts: 0 Private Messages uplateanyway

Note: This post contains pricing information for future reference because it is generally not available elsewhere once the next Woot has been offered.

Random Crap
$1.00 + $5 shipping
condition: Craptacular
product(s): 3 Random Crap

Long live the WOOT-OFF !!!

snfabros


quality posts: 0 Private Messages snfabros

damn...i was too slow!!

ncullen12


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ncullen12

missed it!!!!!!!!!

duckykay2


quality posts: 0 Private Messages duckykay2
Bm303 wrote:yay crap



I got to the order page and it gave me the sold out message after I entered my security code

2/20/2007 Zcyber i3 Mini Speaker 2-Pack
2/24/2007 iRobot Roomba Sage
3/23/2007 Everglide S-500 Professional Gaming Headphones
4/10/2007 Logitech Curve Headphones 2-Pack

karaokegirl


quality posts: 0 Private Messages karaokegirl

Bag O’ Crap 17: Three Craps For The Price Of One
Save 66% on our crap! BUY ONE THIS TIME! We'll still put at least three craps in each bag, for the low, low price of $1 plus shipping. That's just 33 cents per crap!


Stop wondering: this Woot-Off does feature the completely unnecessary Bag O' Crap that you demand! We're glad so many of you still clamor for this bundle of dumpster-diving rejects, despite what that says about the hollow state of the human spirit today.

Take it from us: you don't want this junk. We sure as hell don't, and we've seen it. You'd be better off with just about anything from a 99-cent value menu near you. But if you perversely insist on flushing your cash down our toilet, keep in mind:

EVEN THOUGH THE QUANTITY FOR THIS SALE IS LIMITED TO ONE, YOU'LL STILL GET THREE CRAPS.

YOU'LL PAY ONLY ONE DOLLAR FOR YOUR THREE CRAPS.

Let's review. One bag. One dollar (plus shipping). Three craps. So just buy one. That's ONE! 1! Uno! Ein! Ichi! Une! And get two more craps FREE!

But what does it matter, really? Three times crap still equals crap.


THE HOLY CRAP COMMANDMENTS v3.0:

I. Thou shalt expect nothing beyond one bag of some kind and your chosen quantity of crappy items (which will be ONE even though you'll still get THREE CRAPS).

II. Thou shalt not whine and complain when some people’s crap turns out to be nicer than yours.

III. Thou shalt take a moment to consider whether you might be better off just not buying this crap.

IV. Thou shalt not expect better crap at 33 cents apiece than we sold at $1 apiece. Crap is crap.


V. To paraphrase Stephen Stills, shalt thou not get the crap you want, want the crap you get.

danielem1


quality posts: 0 Private Messages danielem1

wow i went as fast as humanly possible and i still didn't get it

PocketBrain


quality posts: 38 Private Messages PocketBrain

awwww Crap!

Woot Stats
Woots/Qty total: 420 duuude
Notable woot events:
  • Sonic Trivia Quiz 1 runner-up. I got Bupkus!
  • Nov. 17 '06: Bought out Kensington PocketMouse Wireless USB Mouse
Barrels of Cheddar obtained:
  • 11/17/06: 1st
  • 12/25/07, 2nd
  • 7/12/08 3rd (1st "want three.")
  • 12/25/08 4th
  • 05/15/09 5th
  • 9/25/09 6th
  • 2/25/10 7TH
  • 4/28/10 8th
  • 7/12/10 9th (BBOC wootlites)
  • 8/20/10 10th
  • 9/22/10 11th
  • 9/14/11 12th
  • 12/25/11 13th
  • 3/22/12 14th

hinsonbids


quality posts: 2 Private Messages hinsonbids

I'M IN. I GOT ALL 3 of them.

pmak


quality posts: 0 Private Messages pmak

ARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH
I missed it again!!!!

Go ahead delete my comment...
do you feel lucky
well do ya

festival


quality posts: 0 Private Messages festival

this is
not fair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the one - the only - me

reequiem


quality posts: 0 Private Messages reequiem

Got it this time!

Colorodo


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Colorodo

Finally the wait is over I can resume what I was doing, in for 1

AaronV


quality posts: 0 Private Messages AaronV

crap!!! it wouldn't load the crap i was too late

-AaronV-

clemsonugrad


quality posts: 0 Private Messages clemsonugrad

Damn you woot servers!!

peppaz


quality posts: 0 Private Messages peppaz

i hate all of you who got 3, 2 or even one of these...

SumDuud


quality posts: 16 Private Messages SumDuud

@#$!%FE$#@%FV$ click and timed out... I missed the Bandolier of Carrots

Let's see the quality impulse buys!
Wooter to blame for sellout: SumDuud
Sellout time: 8:11:25 AM Central Time

traildragon


quality posts: 0 Private Messages traildragon

Got it! The first go-round...anyone get one the first time AND this time...or is it like last time, and once you've got crap, you get no more crap?

exodus103


quality posts: 0 Private Messages exodus103

DAMN

Woot Launch - Cubes - Ouroboros - Sea Chimp - Zombies FTW - Watch it grow - Quoth the Raven - Walking Saturn's Moons
6x Random koi = 2 Baggy of Camomile - Everglide S-500 Professional Gaming Headphones - Rio Carbon Pearl 6GB MP3 Player - Logitech Wireless USB Music System for PC - Halberd 31-Piece Roadside Emergency Kit - 3x Logitech Webcams - Hamilton Beach Blender - TFT B&D Portable electronics backup charger - 2x Behind the Head Earwarmer - LivSure Water Tester - 3x Power Squid - And More...

Viscountalpha


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Viscountalpha

.... Missed it by a minute (which in internet time is more like a mile)

dwengier77


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dwengier77

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

reinmund


quality posts: 0 Private Messages reinmund

Farkin Server Error. I pressed Order and nothing happened. Damn you Woot.

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