Bojangles First Stop on his American World Tour 2, has finally come to an end! I again appologize for the long delay. Several things happened that caused the trip to be put on pause. But on to the Adventure!
Shortly after Bo's Casino Adventure and his celebration with Kitt-Katt, they ran off and got MARRIED!!
They were gone for about a week, when I finally got a call from Bo, who needed to be picked up, he was penniless and Divorced.
Bo was in a state of depression that I just couldn't shake him out of.
He found some new friends and tried some experimenting...
That just didn't do it for Bo though, so he found some social outcasts and turned to sorcery and satantism...
But not even rolling a Natural 20 could cheer him up.
Finally though, it was my daughter's birthday party and we finally found what makes a monkey happy.... cake and presents!
Finally cheered up, Bo was finally ready to go on a Road Trip!!
It's Football Season, so what better to tour than various stadiums in Michigan! And where better to start than the University of Michiagn's "Big House"!
Also nearby is Eastern Michigan's Rynearson Stadium.
Shortly before Detroit, we went to Allen Park to see the Giant Uniroyal Tire and the Detroit Lions Practice Facility.
We continued on to Downtown Detroit. Some of those photos can be seen in Bo's World w00t-Cast Debut Thread.
Where better to start than with the Ultimate Symbol of Destruction of the Detroit Economy and American Inginuity.
Nearby we saw the Detroit Princess.
That got Bo looking across the river. He wanted me to fling him over to Canada! While I totally agreed with him that he's capable of flying 50ft, I assured him that it was a lot further than that to cross the river.
We explored further and found Joe Louis Areana, Home of the Detroit Red Wings!
A long walk later, we found Ford Field, Home of the Detroit Lions:
Right next to Ford Field is Comerica Park, home of the Detroit Tigers. Bo was still pretty upset in how the Tigers blew a 5 game lead and choked in the one game playoff to the Twins, so we only got one photo before he started flinging poo. We managed to get away before security noticed.
His sour mood soon turned dangerous when we stumbled upon Greektown Casino!
The temptation was too great for Bo and he had to try his paws at Texas Hold'em again. He walked out after nearly doubling his money which of course required a celebration! We stopped at Frank's Press Box in Lansing and found another w00ter!
Bo did manage to get a cute waitress to take off her shirt so we could get a photo.
However, I learned a valuable leason that night. No matter how much you drink, and no matter how much they beg... never let w00t flying monkeys drive your car!
Bo felt really bad about wrecking my car and came to visit me at Bronson Methodist Hospital.
He did his best to patch me up:
So with a complete fracture of my collar bone, fracture of the C7 Transverse Process (vertebrae), 2 cracked ribs, shattered front tooth, 6 staples, Benign paroxysmal positional vertigo (BPPV), and a concussion later, I got out of the hospital and we finished up his tour.
Bronson Methodist Hospital is in Kalamazoo (Yes, there really is a Kalamazoo) which is also home to the Western Michigan Broncos. Ironically, it took us nearly an hour to find Waldo Stadium.
I was unable to travel to Mount Pleasant's Central Michigan University (and also home of Soaring Eagle Casino), so we ended the trip at the College stadium closest to my house:
Olivet College's Cutler Event Center: Home of the Comets!
And so ends Bo's stay with me. We saw a lot and went through a lot together. Hopefully whoever has him next has as much fun (and less pain) as I did!