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We're appreciate everybody who ever buys anything from Woot. But we're a little disappointed at all the non-Woot stuff in their homes and places of business. I mean, come on, guys: are you committed to this thing or what? Perhaps some visualizations of this utopian dream will help inspire everyone to truly follow the Wootfold path. Your challenge this week:

Show us a scene from a typical day in the life of someone who only owns and uses things sold on Woot.


We mean everything, from a house built of woots to pants made from repurposed Woot shirts. We might allow an exception for food and drink, as long as it's prepared and served using Woot products. And after putting together your entry, don't be surprised by your irresistible urge to live it. It's powerful stuff.

Post your entry here by 11:59 AM (central) on Monday, May 18, 2009. Prizes are $20/$50/$100 for 3rd/2nd/1st. The rules and criteria for winning: our panel of volunteer judges can and will make stuff up as it goes along. Use Photoshop, linoleum blocks, pastels, MSPaint, cave painting, tattoos, tribal scarification, whatever, but it’ll only be judged if it’s visible in our forums as a jpg, gif, or png. As we are fond of saying, try to keep your maximum width to 550px. If you need a place to host your pictures, try www.imageshack.ws or www.photobucket.com. We have no connection to either, but they seem free and easy to use. And if you want us to be sure your entry was indeed your work, post links to your source images. The more sure we are that you did your own work, the more likely we are to consider it for a prize.



Xexus


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Josephus


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Xexus wrote:Everthing? (Bwa-ha-ha!!!)



Oops! A new Toonerism!

desertratwannabe


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Good luck getting paid for winning! I haven't gotten paid for getting 3rd place in contest 205!!

I have bought several time from Woot and have written them several times about not receiving payment for contest 205 but still no payment.

So good luck all!

toby8915


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SBCJester21


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Tired of not winning? Tired of not getting paid when you do win? Try Dodgeball #130 for free! It's fun, it's easy, and it's great practice for the Offical w00t-Chop Contests!

This weeks Dodgeball is:

"Show us famous (or not) people turning to the life of piracy."



There havn't been many competitors lately, so your odds of winning are pretty good!

SBCJester21


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The Uni-Frogger



and

Lincoln Frogs



Proof that Leak Frogs can cause homicidial tendencies.

shan24


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I talked to Jason and he is aware and is working on the payouts. The last batch of winners since the last payout can expect an email from him soon.

tehpwnerer


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I predict a lot of creepy/perverted/odd/disgusting/Jason Toon/lame entries.

wizard7926


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shan24 wrote:I talked to Jason and he is aware and is working on the payouts. The last batch of winners since the last payout can expect an email from him soon.



Oof, W-9's now?

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shan24


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wizard7926 wrote:Oof, W-9's now?



Yeah, but it's fairly painless, isn't it?

tehpwnerer


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Wow, the IRS sucks; they should find something better to do with their time...like picking their noses or something.

wizard7926


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shan24 wrote:Yeah, but it's fairly painless, isn't it?



It is, I just hate giving out my SSN over the 'net.

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Everbody


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Xexus wrote:Everthing? (Bwa-ha-ha!!!)



What's wrong with "everthing" I ask?

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Quid malmborg im Plano
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mwiseman


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shan24 wrote:I talked to Jason and he is aware and is working on the payouts. The last batch of winners since the last payout can expect an email from him soon.


Monkeys and Sansas included?

BML0579


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wizard7926


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mwiseman wrote:Monkeys and Sansas included?



Ooh! That'd be nice, getting my monkeys..

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toby8915


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wizard7926 wrote:Ooh! That'd be nice, getting my monkeys..



and perhaps even a calvin ball t?

toby8915


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wizard7926 wrote:It is, I just hate giving out my SSN over the 'net.



I believe you can mail it in as well.

zeepidee


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So this is my "Life by Woot". I sit here playing with PhotoShop when I should be earning my paycheck. Yeah I think Woot owns my soul.




FINISHED PRODUCT:


Room

Pakka


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toby8915 wrote:
sources



Nicely Done!

Pakka


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Taken with a flip camera last Woot-off..

Everybody Dance Now....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBiU-UIlXiE



My Wife and "Pagan the Green Being" (one of our parrots) Listen to the Woot Pod casts daily.

Pakka


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Taken with a flip camera last Woot-off..

Everybody Dance Now....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBiU-UIlXiE



My Wife and "Pagan the Green Being" (one of our parrots) Listen to the Woot Pod casts daily.

jkersh


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zilla81


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Pakka wrote:Taken with a flip camera last Woot-off..

Everybody Dance Now....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBiU-UIlXiE
My Wife and "Pagan the Green Being" (one of our parrots) Listen to the Woot Pod casts daily.



That's adorable! Now I got that woot-off song stuck in my head!!

toby8915


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Pakka wrote:Nicely Done!



Thanks.

FedUpOldHag


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majit


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bradcrc


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source

simpson
roombas
mr. beer

bradcrc


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bradcrc


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source

Mr. Beer, pod coffee maker, cordless phone, leakfrogs, knife set, blender, radio, bacon salt, more bacon salt, screaming monkey, scooba, road flare, toaster.

FedUpOldHag


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mwiseman


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Please...think of the children.

bpeterson82


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mwiseman wrote:Please...think of the children.



Who feeds their kid random guppy? Honestly! You keep it all for yourself! Ha!

superspryte


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desertratwannabe wrote:Good luck getting paid for winning! I haven't gotten paid for getting 3rd place in contest 205!!

I have bought several time from Woot and have written them several times about not receiving payment for contest 205 but still no payment.

So good luck all!


I got the Monkey Prize a year ago and still no Monkey. ^_~

w: 7 | t.w: 1 | h.w: 1 | tg.w: 0 | sp.w: 0 | a.w: 0 | k.w: 0 | s.w: 15 | w.w: 15 | so.w: 2

SBCJester21


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superspryte wrote:I got the Monkey Prize a year ago and still no Monkey. ^_~



So play in Dodgeball! You only win a "trophy", but you get it right away. And I give out an actual 2nd place trophy too :o)

bradcrc


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edit
edit, no cat.

zeepidee


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Can someone please tell me why everytime I try to edit my original posting I keep getting an error message with a youtube video of some cat playing the piano stating "Oops that was not suppose to happen". Why is this always happening to me. :-(

Nevermind - I finally got in after like 20 attempts. But I am curious to know if anyone else has seen that crazy cat video.

Xexus


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digitalecho


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This looks like fun. I haven't posted here in *ages*. Might be time to crank open the photoshop again for non-work purposes.

2nd (x6), 3rd (x2), HM (x4), CCC (x1)... still in need of a top chop!