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You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Handy Bands!

To honor the newest addition to the Woot family, Tools and Garden, we're looking for tool & garden band puns. And not tool, like the band Tool. But tools. Like hammers and drills and stuff. Check out some examples:

  • My Life with the Drill Kill Kult
  • Guns & Hoses
  • Wilson Phillipshead
     

Those are fine enough, but you guys are always better at this than me. So go ahead, post yours in the comments below. OR on Facebook. OR, you can tweet it. Just use the hashtag #handybands and we'll find it!

Winner from a while ago (Historical Celebrities): Mary MagDylan Mcdermott from djmetz.

Other Favorites: Che Guevara Fawcett from ghondooby, and (p)Aristotle Hilton from portlandslack.

Photo by flickr user stebulus, used under a Creative Commons License.

Kohono


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Molly Ratchet

Hootie & the Blowtorch

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Hammer Lewis and the Nails

Mighty Mighty Garden Hose

They Might Be Lawn Gnomes

The Tilling Heads

The Grateful Shed



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Jefferson Airplaner

Nick Cave and the Band Saws
Siouxsie and the Bandsaws

MC Hammer Drill

Nine Inch Nail Set

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The Beetles

The Garden Shop Boys

Garden Bed Zeppelin

The Paving Stones

Aeroshears

Shovellica

Megadrip line

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The Foo Miters
Dr. Dremel
Iron Spaden
The Drillers
Arcade File
Aaron Level
Eric Clampton

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Robert Planter

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Billy Shears lol

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Angels & Aerators

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Shovelle

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Bikini Drill

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The Sandy Warhols

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House of Propane

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The Hose Steady

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The Frames

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Or The Bolt Steady

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Levelclear

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Valvin and the Chipmulch

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The Compostal Service

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Sevenduster

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The Troughspring

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This would be a great thread for gutter punk bands.

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Porno for Pine-sol

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Sister Sledge Hammer
Wheedzer
Jimmy Bufferett
Rolling Paver Stones

And here are a couple Grunge bands:
Raingarden
Shearvana
Pruning Trees
Alice in Chainsaw
Soil Jam
Mudhoeney

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Patio Concrete Blonde

Iron Made-in-China

Neil Diamond Drill Bit

Toad the Wet Sprinkler

Briggs & Stratton Motorhead

Dr Shepherd's Hook

Chaise Departure Lounge

Wrought Iron Stewart

Rolling Stepping Stones

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Really guys? That's awl you've got?


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Bill Haley and the Grommets

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Finntrowl

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Mower Head

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Nine Inch PneumaticNails

J Smith

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The Bandsaw Perry
ZZ Topsoil
Jimi Hendremel
Foster the Potting soil

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The Black Crowbars

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Hoe Doubt

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-Pavement(Sealant)
-Medeski Martin and Lumber
-Them Crooked Wall Hangings
-Modest Mousetrap