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You guys, I have a problem. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Monkey Businesses!

In honor of Mortimer's In Charge happening over on Facebook, we're looking for monkey businesses. Take a company, add some monkey-related stuff. You got yourself a pun! Check out these examples:

  • PriMacy's
  • ConGoDaddy
  • I(throw)BM
 

Fun stuff, right? Well, go ahead! Post your own below. But be aware, this week and this week only, if we get more than 50 responses to this post on Facebook (will be starting the thread 10 pacific time), we'll have a Woot-Off tomorrow!

LAST WEEK'S WINNERS (Bread Idioms):

  1. Moss doesn't gather on a rolling scone (McFortner)
  2. You Are What You Wheat (lichme)
  3. A Penia saved, is a Penia earned (marklwood)

djanlp


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George Foreman Gorillas
Capuchin Crunch Cereal
U-Howler

barkwoot


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Apercrombie & Fitch

Gibbon Guitar Corporation

Fruit of the Baboon

Macaqueillac

conanthelibrarian


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I am horrible at this, hence the explanations

Bed Baboon and Beyond (Bed Bath and Beyond)

Hungry Howler Monkeys (Hungry Howies)

Primation (Imation)




rwcrosby


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Burger King Kong

alklunzinger


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Red Fannie May (baboon pun)

barkwoot


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Macaque Trucks

American Girlilla

lichme


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Cracker Barrel of Monkies
Amazon Primate Shipping Service
Curious Giorgio Armani - You guessed it, they sell "monkey suits"

barkwoot


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Wal-Marmoset

dougb220


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monkeystat-7

barkwoot


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Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Proboscis

mikpeg14


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ThinkGleek


bsmith1


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Banana Republic (too easy)
Chimpotle Mexican Grill

barkwoot


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Two Guyrillas and Truck

Stapeles

Flings Remembpoohed

Volksbaboon

Mavyn


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Ape-iary

Cr-ape and Barrel (Ha, a Mario pun!)

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

ossieshakir


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Businesses Of Chimps goes well with a WootOff


although I still have yet to get one, always in the checkout area but alas no Brigadier of Carolling for me

still waiting for that baby of the cosmos

skopi


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Banana and Jerry's Ice Cream
Primate & T (AT&T) (Prime AT&T?)


maggie143


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Howlermark - when you care enough to fling the very best....

Rhesus Pieces

seahawk1a


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Rhesus Peanut Butter Cup

Pabst Blue Gibbon

Squirrel Brand (Monkey) Nuts

camelliac


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Build a Baboon


Loris and Taylor

skispeakeasy


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Ape Peel Computer

Wail-Mart

J.P. Mortimer Chase & Co.

Lemur Brothers

SimeOnStar


Done and done! ;)

dagnabit


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Orang Julius
Ape-L
Chimpion International


abitterwoman


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I usually read the first few submissions and quit because they are too good to compete with *shakes fist*.

"Computers don't make errors. What they do, they do on purpose."

blindingillusion


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Lockheed Martin

Ape-le Computers

St-Ape-les



gideonfrost


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One of woot's competitors (sort of) OranguTanga

rockytrh


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E apeS P N

MonKeystone Light

dukeofwulf


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Before I begin, I'd like to take a moment to mention that we have a local personal injury attorney's office in town called Simien & Simien. No joke. They play ads all the time.

I can't decide what's better:

Googlorilla
Baboogle

Also:
NBC: National Broadcasting Chimpanzee
Fidelitree Investments: Plant a banana tree now, and your investment will compound over time!
EA: Electronic Apes
Simian City
Hulutung
Tarsier-get
Susan G Komandrill

JDSardone


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OranguTang Juice

barkwoot


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Dewey, Cheetah, and Howler

skispeakeasy


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barkwoot wrote:Dewey, Cheetah, and Howler



Someone listens to CarTalk... A pun of a pun no less.


Done and done! ;)

barkwoot


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skispeakeasy wrote:Someone listens to CarTalk... A pun of a pun no less.



Actually had The Three Stooges in mind for that one...

barkwoot


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Rhesus In Motion Limited

Neimandrill Marcus

Bass Proboscis Shops

jimkillian


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QuickSilverback
Orang Julius
Ape & P
ApeM/PM
Lemur Strauss
Chimpendales
M&M Marmoset
aye-ayeBM
Bushbabies R Us
Tamarindo (drink)
Kongpaq
Mr. Bubbles
Ernst & Mighty Joe Young
Baboone's Farm "Wine"
Mel Gibbon
Debbie Gibbon
Pat Baboone
Debbie Baboone
Ape Vigoda
Sperry Topspider monkey
Chester Cheetah (Cheetos' mascot & Tarzan's pal)
Radio Flying monkeys
Bonzocaine
Bon-Bonzo
Lancelot Linkoln Motors (LL, Secret Chimp)
Gorillas Gone Wild
Budweiser Clydesdales (Every Which Way... movies)
Great Grape Ape Nehi
Chimpion Spark Plugs
HAbu National Hot Dogs
ApeApeRP
Chimpanzeerox
Macaquer Barrel
Simian & Schuster
Bell & Howler monkey

Bammbamm


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Ape, T&T

tomray3of4


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Chimps Ahoy
Chimp-Fil-A
Banana Republic

jaspmon


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Ape Farm Insurance
All Ape Insurance

PatrickHartnett


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Bond...Japes Bond

LeBaboon James

Florida Orangutan juice

link12245


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Chocolate-Chimp Cookies

frazhna


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Mountain (gorilla) Dew
Beaches (orangutan)ning center
(Ba)boondocks fun center

renrutnairbwoot


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ApeBC (ABC)
Monkster Energy Drink
Baboones Farm
Lemurcedes
Lemurrill Lynch (Merrill Lynch)