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Hey, this thread is BETTA KOI ONLY, okay? If you post in here without a Betta Koi logo, your post will be deleted and you'll lose experience too. But if you're Betta Koi, come on in and learn about your clan...

There's a two-drink minimum at the Laffestuary, but don't worry! Betta Koi get in for free! And that's because all Betta Koi are natural entertainers who prefer the stage to the audience. Not content with hearing applause from the waves in Wootcrap Harbor, Betta Koi have spread far and wide about the city, using their natural talent for prop comedy to amuse, bewitch and charm all those whom they meet. Betta Koi are also natural leaders; the Pied Pipers to whom the city would dance. And yet, each summer, they must return home to spawn and workshop their sitcom pitches. This week-long outdoor event is known as "The Laffestuary Koi'mady Festival" and it's wicked legendary. Reserve your wristband now!

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Be strong. Be swift. Be mighty. And above all, dare to achieve against the machinations of the World of Wootcrap! Will you and your clan-mates unwind his strings of terror? Or will you become hopelessly entangled in his nightmare web? Coordinate, discuss, and appreciate being a Betta Koi here in this thread!



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lichme


quality posts: 2940 Private Messages lichme

K-K-K-KOI POWERRRR

ambermarie1221


quality posts: 5 Private Messages ambermarie1221

I want a wristband!


alan14225


quality posts: 0 Private Messages alan14225

RISE OF THE KOI

xarous


quality posts: 12 Private Messages xarous

Still has no idea what is going on, but free drinks!

pooflady


quality posts: 20 Private Messages pooflady

I think we need a head Koi.



When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

ambermarie1221


quality posts: 5 Private Messages ambermarie1221

Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim.


kalee11


quality posts: 17 Private Messages kalee11

I definitely wanted in this clan! Bettas 4 Life!

x3

acraigl


quality posts: 43 Private Messages acraigl

Here I am. Word.

mossygreen


quality posts: 71 Private Messages mossygreen
kalee11 wrote:I definitely wanted in this clan! Bettas 4 Life!


This is what I came to post! Bettas 4 Life! Or at least through the weekend!

mossygreen


quality posts: 71 Private Messages mossygreen

Looking over the names so far, I like us. We're a good group. A solid group. I'm ready.

riona


quality posts: 2 Private Messages riona

I'm a Betta Koi! Where do I pick up my wristband?


12/20/13 Backpack of Crap
6/2/14 Random Crap (Start of computers.woot)
7/11/14 Birthday Celebrations Crap and Shirt Crap

jthebird1977


quality posts: 27 Private Messages jthebird1977

hello kois

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mattschuette


quality posts: 4 Private Messages mattschuette

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Here for the drinks

Geesht


quality posts: 4 Private Messages Geesht

Betta Kois unite! You have my sword and my credit card!


Also, I vote Lichme as our Leader. LEAD US TO COMEDY GOLD.

riona


quality posts: 2 Private Messages riona

So I know absolutely nothing about WOW - I hope that isn't going to be a necessity to play in this new world of Crap


12/20/13 Backpack of Crap
6/2/14 Random Crap (Start of computers.woot)
7/11/14 Birthday Celebrations Crap and Shirt Crap

Caver2130


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Caver2130

Betta Koi ASSSSSSEEEEEEMMMMMMBBBBBBLLLLLEEEEEEEE!

dand2400


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dand2400

I am strong!

dand2400


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dand2400

Let's all get wristbands!

Jertyrael


quality posts: 21 Private Messages Jertyrael

WE ARE BETTA KOI. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

"Woot and all our various sites will continue to be an independently operated company full of horrible, useless products and an untalented jerkface writing staff, same as it ever was." -- Matt Rutledge

dand2400


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dand2400

Drinks on me!

Zeusandhera


quality posts: 7 Private Messages Zeusandhera

So should we all buy one of these Koi Shirts to prove our loyalty?

dand2400


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dand2400

Cheers!

mattschuette wrote:Here for the drinks



mottipython


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mottipython

oh crap! koilife

dand2400


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dand2400

Be gone!!

bhyphenlow wrote:This seems like the place to be.



lichme


quality posts: 2940 Private Messages lichme
bhyphenlow wrote:This seems like the place to be.



GET OUT, we don't wanna catch anything.

cbarandi


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cbarandi

Okoi, I'm here!

jmmayo


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jmmayo

I have arrived!

riona


quality posts: 2 Private Messages riona
bhyphenlow wrote:This seems like the place to be.



Uh, I do believe you're in the wrong part of town...you belong with the rabid rodents.


12/20/13 Backpack of Crap
6/2/14 Random Crap (Start of computers.woot)
7/11/14 Birthday Celebrations Crap and Shirt Crap

GutterpunkZ


quality posts: 0 Private Messages GutterpunkZ

WoooHOOO KOI KOI KOI!!

mattschuette


quality posts: 4 Private Messages mattschuette

Staff

gailatmsu


quality posts: 0 Private Messages gailatmsu

Fitting with all the fish I own. Hi all.

cyberme


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cyberme

go Betta Koi

indigo1017


quality posts: 1 Private Messages indigo1017

Greetings!

Un0fficial


quality posts: 17 Private Messages Un0fficial

I still have no clue how all this is going to work... >_>


Intrepid Wooter
58 total woots including (Not all listed)
12/1/2010, 4/1/2011, 7/12/2011, 9/14/2011, 12/6/2011, 12/25/2011, 3/22/2012, 4/24/2012, 5/22/2012, 6/26/2012, 7/12/2012(5x), 8/21/2013, 12/3/2013, 1/15/2014, 4/22/2014, 6/2/2014 Bags of Crap


ramlax131


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ramlax131

LETS DO THIS!

lichme


quality posts: 2940 Private Messages lichme

If the Squarryls are that bad at reading, I'm sure we are guaranteed to win.

Caver2130


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Caver2130
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YOU MUST BE DESTROYED!!!! BETTA'S ATTACK!!!!!!

Roguejoe


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Roguejoe

I'm lost.
But I'm Betta - and that's what I wanted anyway... so I guess... I'm home?

shiftey


quality posts: 0 Private Messages shiftey

Hello