From river, stream, and pond and sea,
Betta Koi claim victory!
Every tree clan's courage fails,
when faced with slashing Betta tails,
Packed to the gills with countless wins,
the Betta show their colored fins,
With girded loins and scaly shields,
'gainst enemies they never yield.
Nut-obsessed and hyper Squarryls,
shake with fear when fin unfurls!
Slow and sleepy tree-bound V'owls,
fly from Koi with hoots and howls!
In every leafy arboretum,
Betta Koi did surely beat 'em.
Tired staffers called it wrong,
at World of Wootcrap's closing gong.
The smallest clan though we may be,
still we had highest koi-lity!
Like Leonidas in the gap,
Betta Koi did beat the crap
from larger numbered opposition,
bravely fighting, tails swishin',
winning monster battles and
those forum contests as a band,
collecting so much game XP,
and doing it so gracefully,
United koi-mrades took to school
every furred and feathered fool,
Koi for life! our voices ring,
we'll dominate in any thing,
Our fishy pride is fairly earned,
though by the staffers we were spurned,
To all the Koi, let's give a hand,
we know that we're the betta clan.
Not that I'm bitter... or unable to let it go... ;)