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Thanksgiving cards they won't thank you for

Be sure to open them up.



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Found via Google:

Last year at Christmas time, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional holiday feast.
Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick.

She told my sister that she needed something from the store and asked if my sister wouldn't mind going out to get it. When my sister left the house, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the mixed stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey... then re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back into the oven.

When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.

With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Barbara, you've cooked a pregnant bird!"

At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry hysterically.

It took the entire family almost two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

Yes, my sister is a BLONDE.



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daj59 wrote:Found via Google:

Last year at Christmas time, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional holiday feast.
Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick.

She told my sister that she needed something from the store and asked if my sister wouldn't mind going out to get it. When my sister left the house, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the mixed stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey... then re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back into the oven.

When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.

With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Barbara, you've cooked a pregnant bird!"

At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry hysterically.

It took the entire family almost two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

Yes, my sister is a BLONDE.



ROFLMAO



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daj59 wrote:



Sure! Turkey salad!

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Redneck Thanksgiving

You Might Be A Redneck If:

You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table.

Thanksgiving dinner is squirrel and dumplings.

You've ever re-used a paper plate.

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side.

If you've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.

On Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.

Your turkey platter is an old hub cap.

Your best dishes have Dixie printed on them.

Your stuffings secret ingredient comes from the bait shop.

Your only condiment on the dining room table is ketchup.

Side dishes include beef jerky and Moon Pies.

You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.

The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road".

You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.

You have an Elvis Jell-o mold.

Your secret family recipe is illegal.

You serve Vienna Sausage as an appetizer.

Happy Thanksgiving from the Funny Farm!

... many thanks to this blog for posting these, i had a good laug

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Turkey Dance



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daj59 wrote:Sigh. And we lose another holiday. It's an American holiday. Seems like they could focus on Pilgrims & myth busting. Sigh. Sigh Sigh.



I totally agree. I teach 2nd grade and my students don't even know what Thanksgiving is or why we give thanks or ... Sometimes the teacher doesn't leave it out on purpose but feels so stressed trying to meet all the standards and forgets that teaching about holidays is a standard, too.

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Turkey Fling

My highest score was about 27,000. Hint, aim to the right.



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daj59 wrote:Turkey Fling

My highest score was about 27,000. Hint, aim to the right.



i just got 115252. The trick is to aim as parallel to the ground as you can, and click somewhat often. in the end, they just start coming to your general flightpath automatically.

just a lil man that loves to draw and look at people's drawings...

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Hey, Neo. You home?



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pooflady wrote:Hey, Neo. You home?


Yep. No planes or trains, just an automobile.

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NeoLuddite wrote:Yep. No planes or trains, just an automobile.



Traffic heavy?



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pooflady wrote:Traffic heavy?


A bit more, but not too bad.
The media has to have something to hype up, just like an approaching snowstorm or tropical weather event.
When I was in TX last month we had straight line winds stronger than anything that hit the eastern seaboard this hurricane season, but I didn't see any Weather Channel guys around lashing themselves to mesquite trees.

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Check out my max speed here...my GPS got a bit confused, I think. I drive pretty fast, but not quite Mach 2.


Yet.

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NeoLuddite wrote:

Check out my max speed here...my GPS got a bit confused, I think. I drive pretty fast, but not quite Mach 2.


Yet.



Wow! Good thing no cops were around. "course, they wouldn't have caught you anyway.
Staying home tomorrow or going somewhere?



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pooflady wrote:Wow! Good thing no cops were around. "course, they wouldn't have caught you anyway.
Staying home tomorrow or going somewhere?


I'm also working on applying Wonder Woman's invisible plane technology to my car, to render myself completely impervious to speeding tickets.

We've got the full crew coming over. Kids, grandkid, girlfriends, in laws, aunts, uncles, and even a friend of my daughter's who lost both of his parents in his teens. It's kind of a depressing holiday for him, since he basically has no family left. Always room for one more.

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NeoLuddite wrote:I'm also working on applying Wonder Woman's invisible plane technology to my car, to render myself completely impervious to speeding tickets.

We've got the full crew coming over. Kids, grandkid, girlfriends, in laws, aunts, uncles, and even a friend of my daughter's who lost both of his parents in his teens. It's kind of a depressing holiday for him, since he basically has no family left. Always room for one more.



A full house is the best kind of house on holidays.



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pooflady wrote:A full house is the best kind of house on holidays.


Certainly.
The whole group seems to get along well and have fun, despite huge differences in age, religion, politics, etc.
Anyone who starts an argument or has their feelings hurt is immediately ridiculed into submission.

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NeoLuddite wrote:Certainly.
The whole group seems to get along well and have fun, despite huge differences in age, religion, politics, etc.
Anyone who starts an argument or has their feelings hurt is immediately ridiculed into submission.



Yeah, tomorrow we'll range from four years old to mid 60s. Everyone has a good time.



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daj59 wrote:Turkey Fling

My highest score was about 27,000. Hint, aim to the right.

39,221

Still single, can't imagine why.

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NeoLuddite wrote:

And then all the pilgrim boys took out their guns and shot the little Indian boys in the head!

Still single, can't imagine why.

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FenStar wrote:And then all the pilgrim boys took out their guns and shot the little Indian boys in the head!



No Fen. They gave them small pox.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
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Happy Thanksgiving!

Enjoy your family time!

and if you don't....well, you won't have to see them again until Christmas.

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Nice score!



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Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!

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unnecessary necro bump

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

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Schrobblehead wrote:unnecessary necro bump



Ovaltina, my goat...

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