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ThunderThighs wrote:
"Teacher teacher! I don't understand part of this book I found in Daddy's drawer. What's a 'Passion Propellor'?"
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If it's 3:15 on August 15 and you give a 36 hour probation, when will the probation end? Damn, I hate word problems.
It's gotta take more than 3 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop...
Jill decides there's no way she's going to help Jack after the last water fetching incident.
Do all-boys schools have girls bathrooms?
Front Right: How did that spitball get way up there? Front Left: Good, he's distracted by the spitball, let's see... five plus five equals... Q? Geez, no wonder he was distracted by a spitball. Back Right: *Stifling a laugh* I told him Q was a number! Back Left: Why is that guy standing there with a camera!? I NEED AN ADULT!
I wish we could have had voting. Too bad Woot 4.0 developers missed that. My funny bone was most tickled by the "ham brush" caption. It had it all--Thanks TT for setting this up!
THANK YOU all for participating. I got some great chuckles, snorts, and guffaws from these. After much consideration, I've picked my three favorites. In no particular order, they are: whatsamattaU for his tribute to CowboyDann's standard question in Woot Clue, "Would it fit in my mouth?". See? CowboyDann fit three of those Duracell AAA rechargeables in there. If they were AA, he'd only fit in two. Mostafa84 for his take on the simplicity of childhood. His caption just fit perfect with that boy's expression. "Did I poop today...?" barkwoot gets the soda through my nose award for his take on that shipping wonder, SmartPost. While his grades may not reflect his true genius, Timmy brilliantly asks for his report card to be delivered by SmartPost. whatsamattaU, Mostafa, and barkwoot: Please check your PMs in a bit for a special message. Thanks again to all that participated. This was fun!
ThunderThighs wrote: barkwoot gets the soda through my nose award for his take on that shipping wonder, SmartPost.
Ms. ThunderThighs, Ms. ThunderThighs? What exactly is the "soda through my nose award"? And, is this really something I want to win? Thanks for the fun TT! I definitely enjoyed it!
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