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I was probably 50 before caffeine started keeping me awake at night. So now it's regular in the morning and decaf at night.

So when is this "Old enough to know better" supposed to kick in?


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Drum roaster, vacuum pot brewer... but in a pinch, well, The Tick said it best:

Armless bandit! Empty your bladder of that bitter black urine men call coffee! It has its price and that price has been paid! (he slams machine back onto the ground; it delivers a cup of coffee) Java devil, you are now my b*tch.

If I'm drinking tea, it needs to be Lapsang