I want moar apple juice! Any body got penny?
What are you doing?
"Making juice with my new Multi-Speed Breville teh Juice Fountain®. it's simple, really. Alls I need to do is pick out fruit, put it in and juice. teh juicer adjusts speeds to maxamize juice and minamize waist. It also has 5 speeds for efficient juice output, and a micromesh filter keeps teh fibers out while keeping juice in."
No, I get that, but why are you throwing coins in it.
"Oh! it's a fountain, so Im making a wish of coarse."
it's not a REAL fountain, thought. it's just a juice fountain.
"Hey, you can't argue with results."
What results? What are you wishing four?
"Fresh squeezed juice! And it's come true everytime!"