Hippogriff. Easy. It could fly me anywhere and rip my enemies to shreds.
Its clearly a tie between ManBearPig and Cthulhu Lord of Darkness
schmoo! carries crissaegrim AND ramen
I think you all are just scared to bring up the New Jersey Devil. That's why nobody goes to the pine barrens.
moles1138 wrote:And shouldn't it be "let's"? How about "doesn't"?
"Lets" is actually right since it's a solo action. (Let's = let us)
Missed the doesn't though. Kudos. ;)
skallen wrote:Uh... Dragon?
A yeti-crunching, pegasus-chasing, gryphon-burning dragon. The Loch ness monster saw one once, and has been hiding ever since. The kraken keeps him company in his watery abyss of hiding.
iliveinabox wrote:A yeti-crunching, pegasus-chasing, gryphon-burning dragon. The Loch ness monster saw one once, and has been hiding ever since. The kraken keeps him company in his watery abyss of hiding.
They don't hang out there anymore. Cthulhu accidentally stepped on them in one of his strolls from R'yleh and they were embedded in his toe jam.
Ewww... suffocation death by cthulhuian size toe jam.
Why don't I see Sphinx listed? Fun with puzzles, and potential murder all wrapped up in one noble package!
Yahweh, or no way! 'cause God, yo.
Sphynx, because Subnormality.
PHOENIX.....Firey bird, rises from the ashes !!!
stargte9 wrote:So dragons aren't mythical which must mean that Woot must have one somewhere...it's probably their deal maker.
OR Maybe the top prize in the next belts of chastity!
Yeah.. Dragon. They'll fire you up!
Without a doubt the coolest mythical creature is.... (wait for it) The Phoenix (trumpet Fanfare)
Chimera. Why settle for one mythical creature when you can have many?
All hail Cthulhu!
....the Phoenix was always a pretty cool one!
Flying Spaghetti Monster!
gingram wrote:Flying Spaghetti Monster!
Dragons...because I can think of no cooler way to roast marshmallows...
it's Bigfoot wenches!!!!
FSM.........cooler than the DosEques guy for sure anyway.
The Kraken is not mythical. The Kraken still exists:
Obviously it's old greg
It's the GREAT CORNTHULHU !!!!
Slenderman, because you never know when he's watching you... oh wait, that's more creepy than cool.
2. everything else
-Not sure if anyone's mentioned this one yet, and no intended offense to anyone-
while I couldn't choose just one as my FAVORITE and I personally don't think he's the coolest the vast number of global believers/followers suggest He dominates the popularity/"who's the coolest" contest. [I currently subscribe to the Pastafarian ideology; FYI I was raised Catholic]
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