tgentry


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wizard7926 wrote:What'dja get, TG?



The standard flying screaming monkey I think.

shan24


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Well good, I'm glad to hear everyone got their payouts! Now, any guesses on when we'll see contest results for this week?

EDIT: If only the Sonic Trivia Quiz followed the same quarterly schedule as this contest. I won the last ever STQ but still haven't seen my completely worthless prize. Maybe I ticked Matthew off when I emailed him back and said he should probably give the final STQ winner something pretty big, like a Roomba or something, to commemorate the occasion. Heh.

tgentry


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shan24 wrote:Well good, I'm glad to hear everyone got their payouts! Now, any guesses on when we'll see contest results for this week?



This afternoon, around 3 P.M. Central, this according to the planets. It's all in the numbers, girl!

Edit: Sorry, Mercury was out of alignment. Tommorow at 3 P.M. ?

moses88


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Alright so this is my first try and all and I'm not too good with photo editting, but the idea struck me and i couldn't just not enter it.

For the Hi-Tech Priest of today.



sources:
USB Cord
Gun

moses88


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oh hell. way too late. oh well -_-

Dcoffey3296


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Sources:
http://www.ireviewelectronics.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/toshiba-satellite-laptop.jpg
http://www.marsneedsguitars.com/blog_pics/cowbell.jpg
http://www.proporta.com/F03/i/retractable_usb_generic.jpg
http://www.dankster.org/files/cowbell.jpg
Woot.com page

It's too late but I cou;dn't resist

peglegwookie


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that cowbell could win a monkey prize, I like it!

Josephus


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tgentry wrote:This afternoon, around 3 P.M. Central, this according to the planets. It's all in the numbers, girl!

Edit: Sorry, Mercury was out of alignment. Tommorow at 3 P.M. ?


maybe at 5:30 today?

briannyc128


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tgentry wrote:Edit: Sorry, Mercury was out of alignment. Tommorow at 3 P.M. ?



Hey waitaminnit, you're not really psychic at all are you?

tgentry


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briannyc128 wrote:Hey waitaminnit, you're not really psychic at all are you?



Was my Jamaican accent off?

faithcoaching


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tgentry wrote:This afternoon, around 3 P.M. Central, this according to the planets. It's all in the numbers, girl!

Edit: Sorry, Mercury was out of alignment. Tommorow at 3 P.M. ?



Isn't there something in religious writings about those who make prophecies, which don't come true, are to be stoned before sunset?

Go gators! Go Hokies!

faithcoaching


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faithcoaching wrote:Isn't there something in religious writings about those who make prophecies, which don't come true, are to be stoned before sunset?



"Stoned" I suppose could be interpreted in different ways.

Go gators! Go Hokies!

Toadlet


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...And is that sunset in WST?

I appear to be melting.

briannyc128


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faithcoaching wrote:"Stoned" I suppose could be interpreted in different ways.



Therein lies the key to this situation. Tgentry must have interpreted the writings the wrong way and rather than get stoned for making untrue prophecies, he got stoned which lead to the untrue prophecies. That would also explain the bad Jamaican accent.

michaeltal


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briannyc128 wrote:Therein lies the key to this situation. Tgentry must have interpreted the writings the wrong way and rather than get stoned for making untrue prophecies, he got stoned which lead to the untrue prophecies. That would also explain the bad Jamaican accent.



<wipes tears of laughter from face>

Jah, mon! We be soothsayin' and stonin' and not in that order!



PARTY!!!!!
Now go buy one of my shirts:

http://www.cafepress.com/bubbasdesigns

Josephus


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michaeltal wrote:<wipes tears of laughter from face>

Jah, mon! We be soothsayin' and stonin' and not in that order!



all that's missing are the chimp dreadlocks.

no1


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late to the party.

michaeltal


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no1 wrote:late to the party.



Niiiiiiiiice!



PARTY!!!!!
Now go buy one of my shirts:

http://www.cafepress.com/bubbasdesigns

intaglio


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i felt the need to contribute

Josephus


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intaglio wrote:i felt the need to contribute



and what's different?

intaglio


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Josephus wrote:and what's different?


ba-zing!

YouCantWootThis


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faithcoaching wrote:Isn't there something in religious writings about those who make prophecies, which don't come true, are to be stoned before sunset?



No, not unless the sun sets at 4:20

Josephus


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SkekTek


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...same here

... I miss that show...

peglegwookie


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SkekTek wrote:...same here

... I miss that show...



hahaha, oh tgentry your famous! You should be proud you look so good with the lipstick.

Oh I hope they continue the contests here. I think they are great laughs if nothing else. I love to see what you guys come up with.

Heres to hoping it comes out today

justann


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Intaglio, I have to commend you on such a superb job of not only applying makeup (the 70's-sky-blue eye shadow slays me) to our monkey-lunchlady, but also making "her" expression so priceless. (Liquify?)


Here's my first try using my tablet and Inkscape.

tgentry


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It's amazing how quickly you can gain the reputation as a reefer addicted lunch lady.

JoeDeeDee


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justann wrote:Intaglio, I have to commend you on such a superb job of not only applying makeup (the 70's-sky-blue eye shadow slays me) to our monkey-lunchlady, but also making "her" expression so priceless. (Liquify?)



PM, justann

intaglio


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justann wrote:Intaglio, I have to commend you on such a superb job of not only applying makeup (the 70's-sky-blue eye shadow slays me) to our monkey-lunchlady, but also making "her" expression so priceless. (Liquify?)


and another PM, justann

theunknownartist


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justann wrote:Intaglio, I have to commend you on such a superb job of not only applying makeup (the 70's-sky-blue eye shadow slays me) to our monkey-lunchlady, but also making "her" expression so priceless. (Liquify?)



Another PM justann
What?!?! everyone else was doing it...

I hog'th thy bandwidth...

Toadlet


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I wouldn't mind knowing how it was done too. Please, share with the whole class?

I appear to be melting.

intaglio


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Toadlet wrote:I wouldn't mind knowing how it was done too. Please, share with the whole class?


I'll just say that the image in TG's sig isn't the only documentation of that monkey's emotions...

tgentry


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Toadlet wrote:I wouldn't mind knowing how it was done too. Please, share with the whole class?



While Intaglio probably could have manipulated the original with his mad Photoshop skills (see his piano entry from this week as an example), that was actually one of several different poses I did for that 3D monkey. It's been put through the ringer on numerous occasions, but never has he looked so wonderfully tacky.

Toadlet


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Thanks!

I appear to be melting.

intaglio


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tgentry wrote:It's been put through the ringer on numerous occasions, but never has he looked so wonderfully tacky.


shucks, that's what i'm here for!

wizard7926


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intaglio wrote:shucks, that's what i'm here for!



Heh, oh boy what I've missed the last few days. Nice work, intaglio, and man, they're usually not even this late..

[MOD: No advertising please]

YouCantWootThis


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faithcoaching wrote:Isn't there something in religious writings about those who make prophecies, which don't come true, are to be stoned before sunset?



YouCantWootThis wrote:No, not unless the sun sets at 4:20



Did anyone ponder this for a few moments... This should have made at least a few of you laugh out loud. Tying a legend and a cultural icon together with a pun. That's funny, I don't care who you are, as Larry TGG likes to say...

toby8915


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My homework in 8th Grade
My taxes
Photoshop Contest Results

What are things never done on time

jetace22


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Josephus' crystal ball hath failed him.

Dag yo

Jckatz


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Jckatz wrote:



Since my post didn't make anyone top anything list I will assume that I once again didn't win...

I thought I had a fighting chance this week, normally I don't have any miss conceptions of my chances....

So I am asking feed back on why this one didn't work.

Here is what I know I did wrong.
1) TEXT for the tag line is hard to read... I either should have used a bolder font or larger font.
2) My USB cable sucks, but I tried hand drawing a black line and it looked worse.

Here is what I <B><I>thought </B></I>I did correct

1) Kept on subject matter. Laptop accessory for a profession. In this case any profession dealing with illegal book keeping.

2) Humorous, OK very subjective but I thought it was funny.

Thank you in advance for any and all feedback.

Loser for the upteenth time.