pipscat


quality posts: 7 Private Messages pipscat
todaresq wrote:we-eight-the-crap

2.7 pounds... 15.7x12.5x10.6

One of the lightest I have ever had.



Sounds a little crappy, if you ask me.

Basket of Crayfish/Bucket of Coral - 6/26/12
Balloons of Celebration - 7/12/12

barkwoot


quality posts: 2 Private Messages barkwoot

I scored the "In-Your-Crapday-Suit" one. It's weighing in at 10.5 pounds and is 22 x 19.7 x 8.6. ETA 7/21.

Thanks again Woot!

egoldj


quality posts: 0 Private Messages egoldj

2.4 lbs. much smaller then my last one. Mine is a birthday-spanking-surprise. I hope good things come in small packages! Due for arrival on July 23. Wonder if it will come in a woot box. Anticipation!!

rossa


quality posts: 1 Private Messages rossa
mikebbass wrote:Most of mine are tracking now, I've got two at 4.6 and two at 2.6. One more still in accounted for.



All but one of mine are now tracking, too. ETD 7/20 and 7/21 on them. Fedex, update my remaining crap!

Un0fficial


quality posts: 12 Private Messages Un0fficial

Just went and checked myfedex again to see if my last package updated, and it did, but one of the packages from earlier updated *AGAIN*

feliz-crapleanos - 6.2lbs - 23.7in x 12.6in x 12.5in


6.2lbs. Biggest I've ever got :D

47 total woots including (Not all listed)
12/1/2010, 4/1/2011, 7/12/2011, 9/14/2011, 12/6/2011, 12/25/2011, 3/22/2012, 4/24/2012, 5/22/2012, 6/26/2012, 7/12/2012(5x) Bunch of Changelings
7/12/09 Woot-Off Lights
5/11/11 Razer Carcharias Gaming Headset

moosezilla


quality posts: 5 Private Messages moosezilla

what a happy birthday today is for me.
i found my craps are listed on fedex. i am curious how one goes about fitting 3 items and a bag into a 3 inch box? even if the other two demensions are big nothing could be thick.

kalira


quality posts: 6 Private Messages kalira

feliz-crapleanos: 14 x 10.7 x 8.6, 3.1 lbs.
in-your-crapday-suit: 20.7 x 16.5 x 8.8, 9.5 lbs

Estimated delivery: July 23rd

rossa


quality posts: 1 Private Messages rossa
Un0fficial wrote:Just went and checked myfedex again to see if my last package updated, and it did, but one of the packages from earlier updated *AGAIN*

feliz-crapleanos - 6.2lbs - 23.7in x 12.6in x 12.5in


6.2lbs. Biggest I've ever got :D



I'll have to check back later for my one placeholder crap, but this is what I've got so far for my partner and me.

crappiest-birthday-ever: 4.5lbs, 16in x 12.5in x 10.6in

and-a-crap-to-grow-an-inch: 1lb, 6.93in x 6.93in x 6.93in

and-a-crap-to-grow-an-inch: 8.6lbs, 17.7in x 12.6in x 12.5in

feliz-crapleanos: 6lbs, 23.3in x 12.8in x 12.2in

feliz-crapleanos: 7.2lbs, 17in x 17in x 5in

in-your-crap-day-suit: 3.8lbs, 14in x 10.7in x 8.6in

in-your-crap-day-suit: 2.9lbs, 14in x 11in x 8.8in

birthday-spanking-surprise:2.4lbs, 15.7in x 12.5in x 10.6in

kfujita


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kfujita

birthday-spanking-surprise - 2.4 lbs, 15.7 in. x 12.5 in. x 10.6 in.

scheduled to arrive on the 23rd

just excited to finally have scored a Brigade of Campers

sassymango


quality posts: 0 Private Messages sassymango

my Brigade of Campers is 5.6# & 16" x 12.7" x 10.6"

my son's 1st woot! purchase was a Brigade of Campers weighing 2.5# & is 15.7" x 12.5" x 10.6". so proud he joined the troops - now I can watch him cursing the server and pounding the f5 key like he watched me do for years! Ah, the pride...I taught him so well...the legacy continues! lol

both should be here 7/23

mlsapack


quality posts: 8 Private Messages mlsapack

I am starting to get an idea from Wootsack Tracker of the counts for this round of Crap. Thanks to those who have posted their Crap and included which offering they scored. If you haven't posted yet, take a few minutes and update the Tracker. I'll post my thoughts once I get a bit more data. Thanks!

bsmith1


quality posts: 73 Private Messages bsmith1

I have a total of 14.2 pounds of crap headed my way and my spouse has 12 pounds of crap a comin'. Gooooooooal!

jml879


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jml879

My Birthday-Spanking-Surprise has updated on FedEx, and here are the stats:

2.3 lbs / 1.1 kgs
15.7 in. x 12.5 in. x 10.6 in.
Estimated delivery of 7/25/2012

egoldj


quality posts: 0 Private Messages egoldj


Even at only 2.4 lbs. Can't wait until Monday!

stuntdriver


quality posts: 8 Private Messages stuntdriver

YouTube: in-your-crapday-suit (DUE 7/24)
23.7" x 13.2" x 6.2" / 9.9 lbs

Second heaviest I have ever got. My heaviest and one of the best was when I luckly got the 1st Brigade of Campers that the colonel was in charge of.

I see two other in-your-crapday-suit Brigade of Campers#39;s weighing in at around the same as mine.


  • in-your-crapday-suit 7/12/12
  • Big ol' Celebration 4/26/12
  • Big ol' Celebration 3/22/12
  • Big ol' Celebration 6/15/11
  • Random Crap (Level 8) 4/1/11
  • Random Crap (Level 2) 4/1/11
  • Random Crap 10/21/10
  • Random Crap 9/22/10
  • Random Crap 8/20/10
  • Adventure Crap 4/1/10
  • Random Crap 1/28/10
  • Santa’s Sack O’ Crap 12/25/09
  • Random Crap 12/25/08
  • Random Crap 6/20/08
  • Random Crap 4/1/08
  • Sansa e250 11/5/07 (The one that started it all!)

scorpshockey


quality posts: 7 Private Messages scorpshockey

My eight-years-of-crap scaffolding is 14 in. x 10.2 in. x 8.6 in., weighing in at 2.6 lbs. Hopefully it's nonstandard issue this time.

cheesefood75


quality posts: 2 Private Messages cheesefood75

I have a 6.6 pound, 23.7 in. x 12.6 in. x 12.2 in. feliz-crapleanos and a 3.7 pound, 14.6 in. x 14.5 in. x 13.7 in. crappiest-birthday-ever.

These craps seem heavier than the crawfish on 6/26 (just looking through that thread).

wpolyak


quality posts: 4 Private Messages wpolyak

31.9lb of in-your-crapday-suit coming my way 7/23!!! MyFedEx isn't giving me dimensions yet though.

By far the biggest crap I've or anybody else I know has gotten!

moosezilla


quality posts: 5 Private Messages moosezilla

so unless i'm wrong: now we get to sit and wait until the first people get their bowels of creaminess on the 21st to have something to discuss? this is gonna be a really long 4 days....

grimskull89


quality posts: 11 Private Messages grimskull89
moosezilla wrote:so unless i'm wrong: now we get to sit and wait until the first people get their bowels of creaminess on the 21st to have something to discuss? this is gonna be a really long 4 days....



Well I usually get my stuff a day earlier than what Fedex estimates, but looks like it.

Until then we can only guess at what is on wpolyak's Brigade of Campers

wpolyak wrote:31.9lb of in-your-crapday-suit coming my way 7/23!!! MyFedEx isn't giving me dimensions yet though.


grimskull89


quality posts: 11 Private Messages grimskull89

I went and added my craps to the sack of woot, my heaviest Brigade of Campers yet is on it's away... weighing in at a whopping 4.6lbs! (slightly more than my first one below lol)

My first Brigade of Campers ever weighed only 4.5lbs and has been the best one yet!

Here's to hoping for good craps for everyone!

wpolyak


quality posts: 4 Private Messages wpolyak

Grimmskull- my guess is that my crap will be 30lbs of batteries. My last and previous heaviest crap was 4.8 and 4 of that was AAA batteries!

moosezilla


quality posts: 5 Private Messages moosezilla
grimskull89 wrote:



or we could try to figure out how they fit 3 items and a bag into a 3 inch box

and just so you know a brick of concrete weighs about 28 pounds

grimskull89


quality posts: 11 Private Messages grimskull89
moosezilla wrote:or we could try to figure out how they fit 3 items and a bag into a 3 inch box

and just so you know a brick of concrete weighs about 28 pounds



Hmm collapsible grocery bag, a couple of batteries (for weight), one of those silica bags, and a string or beaded bracelet!

grimskull89


quality posts: 11 Private Messages grimskull89
wpolyak wrote:Grimmskull- my guess is that my crap will be 30lbs of batteries. My last and previous heaviest crap was 4.8 and 4 of that was AAA batteries!



Well at 30lbs I'm certain your not getting a big screen tv! Maybe a monitor? Something more reasonable would be a computer?

or perhaps a really heavy children's toy? someone got a children's tent a couple of Brigade of Campers ago...

I doubt they would send a brick though :P

wpolyak


quality posts: 4 Private Messages wpolyak
grimskull89 wrote:Well at 30lbs I'm certain your not getting a big screen tv! Maybe a monitor? Something more reasonable would be a computer?

or perhaps a really heavy children's toy? someone got a children's tent a couple of Brigade of Campers ago...

I doubt they would send a brick though :P



Hell they can throw a brick through my window as long as it has a letter taped to it!

Un0fficial


quality posts: 12 Private Messages Un0fficial

I also usually get mine a day early, so I'll get mine tomorrow most likely.

47 total woots including (Not all listed)
12/1/2010, 4/1/2011, 7/12/2011, 9/14/2011, 12/6/2011, 12/25/2011, 3/22/2012, 4/24/2012, 5/22/2012, 6/26/2012, 7/12/2012(5x) Bunch of Changelings
7/12/09 Woot-Off Lights
5/11/11 Razer Carcharias Gaming Headset

mikebbass


quality posts: 14 Private Messages mikebbass

Well while we wait lets have enlightened discussions on important geopolitical topics. Ill start us off


Zombies that crave brains couldn't possibly perpetuate the species additionally, the non brain eating zombies wouldn't have the cognitive capacity to know they are full and subsequently would dine on their prey until said prey was nothing but bones and thus not perpetuating the species.

discuss

BoCs
  • 45 Down Crossword 4/23/13
  • FCWCECKMFONPTDMIPWAACBFMIGWS 9/18/12
  • good-old-golden-crap-days 8/13/12
  • we-eight-the-crap 7/12/12
  • in-your-crapday-suit 7/12/12
  • feliz-crapleanos 7/12/12
  • who-smell-just-like-you 7/12/12
  • not-exactly-a-goodie-bag 7/12/12
  • Barrel of Crops 05/22/12
  • Barrel of Crops 04/25/12
  • Bag of Cowardliness 03/22/12
  • Bag of Cowardliness 01/19/12
  • Santa's Sack of Crap 12/25/11
  • Bag of Cowardliness 12/06/11
  • Bag of Cowardliness 11/09/11
  • Bag of Cowardliness 07/12/11
  • Bag of Cowardliness 06/15/11
  • Random Crap 09/22/10
  • Random Crap 08/20/10
  • Random Crap 04/14/10
  • Random Crap 01/28/10
  • Random Crap 09/24/08
  • Random Crap 04/01/08

onegr8mick


quality posts: 1 Private Messages onegr8mick

and-a-crap-to-grow-an-inch
3# 16/12/10 and 4.6# 16/12/10 July 24th

lachrist


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lachrist

who-smell-just-like-you
4.8 lbs
16 in. x 12.5 in. x 10.6 in.
due on the 21st. YAY!

Lien007


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Lien007

eight-years-of-crap

14 in. x 10.5 in. x 8.6 in.

5.1 pounds, I think that's my heaviest ever!

cheesefood75


quality posts: 2 Private Messages cheesefood75
wpolyak wrote:31.9lb of in-your-crapday-suit coming my way 7/23!!! MyFedEx isn't giving me dimensions yet though.

By far the biggest crap I've or anybody else I know has gotten!



You're getting a busted inflatable mattress. Ha ha.

rossa


quality posts: 1 Private Messages rossa
rossa wrote:and-a-crap-to-grow-an-inch: 1lb, 6.93in x 6.93in x 6.93in



Updated my last placeholder. I should probably get everything by Saturday.

moosezilla


quality posts: 5 Private Messages moosezilla
mikebbass wrote:Well while we wait lets have enlightened discussions on important geopolitical topics. Ill start us off

discuss



think we would rather discuss the 31# Brigade of Campers does anyone remember what the box of chair someone got last time weighed? also a tv is still a possible with the weight. i bought a 32" that weighed 21 pounds shipped.

@mossygreen how are you defining northern illinois? north of i80? between i80 and i74? between i74 and i64? trying to keep it generic enough to not ask you to identify anything you don't specifically want to.

onegr8mick


quality posts: 1 Private Messages onegr8mick

@mossygreen how are you defining northern illinois? north of i80? between i80 and i74? between i74 and i64?[/quote]

I would say north of Kalamazoo Chicago Dixon line

cheesefood75


quality posts: 2 Private Messages cheesefood75
onegr8mick wrote:@mossygreen how are you defining northern illinois? north of i80? between i80 and i74? between i74 and i64?

I would say north of Kalamazoo Chicago Dixon line



Northern Illinois typically means anything north of Chicago. Anything south of Joliet or west of Hoffman Estates is known as "No Man's Land". It's an empty cornfield filled with mid-sized college towns and flatness.

There's also Plainfield, which comprises 90% of the area outside Chicago.

mikebbass


quality posts: 14 Private Messages mikebbass
moosezilla wrote:think we would rather discuss the 31# Brigade of Campers does anyone remember what the box of chair someone got last time weighed? also a tv is still a possible with the weight. i bought a 32" that weighed 21 pounds shipped.



Given that the average human head weighs about 3lbs than the answer is quite obvious. Its 10 human zombified heads.

BoCs
  • 45 Down Crossword 4/23/13
  • FCWCECKMFONPTDMIPWAACBFMIGWS 9/18/12
  • good-old-golden-crap-days 8/13/12
  • we-eight-the-crap 7/12/12
  • in-your-crapday-suit 7/12/12
  • feliz-crapleanos 7/12/12
  • who-smell-just-like-you 7/12/12
  • not-exactly-a-goodie-bag 7/12/12
  • Barrel of Crops 05/22/12
  • Barrel of Crops 04/25/12
  • Bag of Cowardliness 03/22/12
  • Bag of Cowardliness 01/19/12
  • Santa's Sack of Crap 12/25/11
  • Bag of Cowardliness 12/06/11
  • Bag of Cowardliness 11/09/11
  • Bag of Cowardliness 07/12/11
  • Bag of Cowardliness 06/15/11
  • Random Crap 09/22/10
  • Random Crap 08/20/10
  • Random Crap 04/14/10
  • Random Crap 01/28/10
  • Random Crap 09/24/08
  • Random Crap 04/01/08

moosezilla


quality posts: 5 Private Messages moosezilla
mikebbass wrote:Given that the average human head weighs about 3lbs than the answer is quite obvious. Its 10 human zombified heads.



since the zombies all want brains wouldn't that imply theirs is gone? thus it is much lighter than normal--unless you are sending just decapitated humans, not zombie heads.

rossa


quality posts: 1 Private Messages rossa
mikebbass wrote:Given that the average human head weighs about 3lbs than the answer is quite obvious. Its 10 human zombified heads.



Ohh, maybe...

http://www.geekologie.com/2012/07/taxidermied-zombie-head-on-a-spike-gumba.php

mikebbass


quality posts: 14 Private Messages mikebbass
moosezilla wrote:since the zombies all want brains wouldn't that imply theirs is gone? thus it is much lighter than normal--unless you are sending just decapitated humans, not zombie heads.



Since the only way to kill a zombie is to destroy the brain, i figure it goes without saying that they have brains. Additionally if a zombie wants to eat brains, and a destroyed brain means a destroyed zombie, brain eating zombies would be few and far between.

BoCs
  • 45 Down Crossword 4/23/13
  • FCWCECKMFONPTDMIPWAACBFMIGWS 9/18/12
  • good-old-golden-crap-days 8/13/12
  • we-eight-the-crap 7/12/12
  • in-your-crapday-suit 7/12/12
  • feliz-crapleanos 7/12/12
  • who-smell-just-like-you 7/12/12
  • not-exactly-a-goodie-bag 7/12/12
  • Barrel of Crops 05/22/12
  • Barrel of Crops 04/25/12
  • Bag of Cowardliness 03/22/12
  • Bag of Cowardliness 01/19/12
  • Santa's Sack of Crap 12/25/11
  • Bag of Cowardliness 12/06/11
  • Bag of Cowardliness 11/09/11
  • Bag of Cowardliness 07/12/11
  • Bag of Cowardliness 06/15/11
  • Random Crap 09/22/10
  • Random Crap 08/20/10
  • Random Crap 04/14/10
  • Random Crap 01/28/10
  • Random Crap 09/24/08
  • Random Crap 04/01/08