jqubed


quality posts: 7 Private Messages jqubed

WHERE IS PEMBERDUCKY. DOES SHE STILL WORK HERE?

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PemberDucky


quality posts: 41 Private Messages PemberDucky

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jqubed wrote:WHERE IS PEMBERDUCKY. DOES SHE STILL WORK HERE?



"WORK" IS AWFULLY GENEROUS, BUT YES!!

I NOW WRITE TERRIBLE JOKES ABOUT THE STUFF WE SELL. I NO LONGER BABYSIT. YOU ALL ARE MISSED GREATLY.


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Not sure if you should post that? This slightly-nsfw-flowchart will help.

jqubed


quality posts: 7 Private Messages jqubed
PemberDucky wrote:"WORK" IS AWFULLY GENEROUS, BUT YES!!

I NOW WRITE TERRIBLE JOKES ABOUT THE STUFF WE SELL. I NO LONGER BABYSIT. YOU ALL ARE MISSED GREATLY.



WE MISS YOU TOO! COME VISIT SOMETIMES!

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no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1
no1 wrote:POST IN LOWERCASE IF YOU LOVE OPRAH!



kenney9226 wrote:i love oprah... i do...



jqubed


quality posts: 7 Private Messages jqubed

IT'S TOURNAMENT TIME!

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hot72chev


quality posts: 11 Private Messages hot72chev

IT'S 73 DEGREES TODAY BUT THEY ARE CALLING FOR 5-8 INCHES OF SNOW IN TWO DAYS. NO! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! I AM DONE WITH WINTER! I NEED SPRING!

NO

MORE

SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pooflady


quality posts: 20 Private Messages pooflady
hot72chev wrote:IT'S 73 DEGREES TODAY BUT THEY ARE CALLING FOR 5-8 INCHES OF SNOW IN TWO DAYS. NO! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! I AM DONE WITH WINTER! I NEED SPRING!

NO

MORE

SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



AGREE AGREE AGREE AGREE AGREE



When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1
hot72chev wrote:NO! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! ...

NO

MORE

...

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



that's what she said!

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek

WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?!?

YOU PEOPLE CAN'T FIND THE CAPS LOCK KEY TO STOP SHOUTING? YOU'D THINK SOMEONE ALREADY GOT YOU OFF THIS DAMN IDEA!

SHEEEEEESH!

jawsuser


quality posts: 4 Private Messages jawsuser
hot72chev wrote:IT'S 73 DEGREES TODAY BUT THEY ARE CALLING FOR 5-8 INCHES OF SNOW IN TWO DAYS. NO! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! I AM DONE WITH WINTER! I NEED SPRING!

NO

MORE

SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



WHY DO I THINK YOU LIVE IN THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST? OBVIOUSLY YOU CAN'T WITH THAT MUCH SNOW EXPECTED.

BLAME IT ON LACK OF SLEEP AND TOO MUCH CAFFEINE.

jqubed


quality posts: 7 Private Messages jqubed

IT'S FRIDAY PEOPLE! GET HAPPY! OR TAKE A NAP. I'M STARTING TO LEAN TOWARD TAKING A NAP. WHICH WILL MAKE ME HAPPY!

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hot72chev


quality posts: 11 Private Messages hot72chev
jqubed wrote:IT'S FRIDAY PEOPLE! GET HAPPY! OR TAKE A NAP. I'M STARTING TO LEAN TOWARD TAKING A NAP. WHICH WILL MAKE ME HAPPY!


FRIDAYS ARE GOOD!
NAPS ARE GOOD!
FRIDAY, FRIDAY, FRIDAY!!!
NAP, NAP, NAP!!!
YAY WEEKEND!

jqubed


quality posts: 7 Private Messages jqubed
hot72chev wrote:FRIDAYS ARE GOOD!
NAPS ARE GOOD!
FRIDAY, FRIDAY, FRIDAY!!!
NAP, NAP, NAP!!!
YAY WEEKEND!



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hot72chev


quality posts: 11 Private Messages hot72chev

NOW THAT IS ONE HAPPY BANANA!

jawsuser


quality posts: 4 Private Messages jawsuser
hot72chev wrote:NOW THAT IS ONE HAPPY BANANA!



I NEED SOME GOOD EASY BANANA RECIPES. I HAVE FOUR THAT ARE LOOKING PRETTY SAD! I JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE COOKING AND I HATE MUSHY BANANAS!

jqubed


quality posts: 7 Private Messages jqubed
jawsuser wrote:I NEED SOME GOOD EASY BANANA RECIPES. I HAVE FOUR THAT ARE LOOKING PRETTY SAD! I JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE COOKING AND I HATE MUSHY BANANAS!



IS THAT WHAT BANANA BREAD IS GOOD FOR? I DON'T COOK.

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no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1
jawsuser wrote:I HATE MUSHY BANANAS!



that's what she said!

kenney9226


quality posts: 6 Private Messages kenney9226

TODAY I LEARNED THAT THE AVERAGE FART ESCAPES THE HUMAN BODY AT ABOUT 7 MILES AN HOUR!

jqubed


quality posts: 7 Private Messages jqubed
kenney9226 wrote:TODAY I LEARNED THAT THE AVERAGE FART ESCAPES THE HUMAN BODY AT ABOUT 7 MILES AN HOUR!



I GUESS THAT DOESN'T DO MUCH FOR PROPULSION, THEN.

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bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba

THIS IS TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE BUT I FELT LIKE POSTING IT SOMEWHERE

O
/|\
████
/ \

"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."

ROGETRAY


quality posts: 155 Private Messages ROGETRAY

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bluetuba wrote:THIS IS TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE BUT I FELT LIKE POSTING IT SOMEWHERE

O
/|\
████
/ \



LOOKS REDICKTED...

jqubed


quality posts: 7 Private Messages jqubed
ROGETRAY wrote:LOOKS REDICKTED...



WHAT'S WEIRD IS IN THE ORIGINAL POST IT LOOKS LIKE ONE SOLID RECTANGLE, BUT IN ROGETRAY'S QUOTE THERE ARE THIN GREEN LINES IN BETWEEN THAT SHOW EACH INDIVIDUAL CHARACTER THAT MAKES UP THE BIGGER RECTANGLE.

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daveinwarshington


quality posts: 16 Private Messages daveinwarshington
kenney9226 wrote:TODAY I LEARNED THAT THE AVERAGE FART ESCAPES THE HUMAN BODY AT ABOUT 7 MILES AN HOUR!



753 MORE MILES AN HOUR
AND
YOUR FART WILL HIT MACH ONE!!!

EAT MORE BEANS, THEY ARE GOOD FOR YOUR HEART.

hot72chev


quality posts: 11 Private Messages hot72chev

MY BOSS IS A JERK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba

I WONDER IF WACKY CENSOR WORD FILTER FUNTIMES ARE OVER AND THE BLACK BOXES ARE HERE TO STAY FOREVER FOR ALL WORDS.

"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."

hot72chev


quality posts: 11 Private Messages hot72chev

FRIDAY IS SO CLOSE I CAN SMELL IT!

pooflady


quality posts: 20 Private Messages pooflady

WHEN YOU'RE SELF-EMPLOYED AND WORK AT HOME, THERE IS NO WEEKEND! I KIND OF MISS THAT.



When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1
bluetuba wrote:I WONDER IF WACKY CENSOR WORD FILTER FUNTIMES ARE OVER AND THE BLACK BOXES ARE HERE TO STAY FOREVER FOR ALL WORDS.



████ that ████.

no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1
bluetuba wrote:I WONDER IF WACKY CENSOR WORD FILTER FUNTIMES ARE OVER AND THE BLACK BOXES ARE HERE TO STAY FOREVER FOR ALL WORDS.



████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ twat.

pooflady


quality posts: 20 Private Messages pooflady

ODD, THIS ^^^ SAYS AN HOUR AGO ON MY THREADS LIST.



When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

dougall


quality posts: 13 Private Messages dougall
pooflady wrote:ODD, THIS ^^^ SAYS AN HOUR AGO ON MY THREADS LIST.



MINE TOO.. (WELL, 3 MINS AT THE TIME)

I SUSPECT THAT NO1 WAS SUBJECTED TO UNWANTED MODERATION....

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 554 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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dougall wrote:MINE TOO.. (WELL, 3 MINS AT THE TIME)

I SUSPECT THAT NO1 WAS SUBJECTED TO UNWANTED MODERATION....


Maybe unwanted but definitely needed.



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dougall


quality posts: 13 Private Messages dougall
ThunderThighs wrote:Maybe unwanted but definitely needed.



NO1 IS A BAD, BAD MAN!

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 554 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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dougall wrote:NO1 IS A BAD, BAD MAN!


Wasn't no1 and let's just say that a certain filter got a bit of tweaking.



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pooflady


quality posts: 20 Private Messages pooflady
ThunderThighs wrote:Wasn't no1 and let's just say that a certain filter got a bit of tweaking.



A MYSTERY!!!



When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

kenney9226


quality posts: 6 Private Messages kenney9226

DID I GET PROBATIONED FOR TYPING THE SEVEN WORDS YOU CAN'T SAY ON TELEVISION BUT TWO OF THEM WEREN'T BLOCKED ON WOOT?

SWEET I WASN'T!

████ PISS ████ ████ ████ MOTHER████ER AND ████!

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 554 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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kenney9226 wrote:DID I GET PROBATIONED FOR TYPING THE SEVEN WORDS YOU CAN'T SAY ON TELEVISION BUT TWO OF THEM WEREN'T BLOCKED ON WOOT?

SWEET I WASN'T!

████ PISS ████ ████ ████ MOTHER████ER AND ████!



No. I decided to be nice but I did fix the one filter.



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kenney9226


quality posts: 6 Private Messages kenney9226
ThunderThighs wrote:No. I decided to be nice but I did fix the one filter.



HEY REMEMBER THAT TV SHOW "CHUCK" AND ONE OF THE LAST EPISODES WHERE CHUCK WAS PLANNING HIS HONEMOON, CODE NAMED: TOES IN THE SAND?

YEAH, THE TELEVISION CENSORS ALLOWED THE COVER PAGE TO BE SHOWN

TOES
IN
THE
SAND

IT WAS GREAT!

bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba
kenney9226 wrote:HEY REMEMBER THAT TV SHOW "CHUCK" AND ONE OF THE LAST EPISODES WHERE CHUCK WAS PLANNING HIS HONEMOON, CODE NAMED: TOES IN THE SAND?

YEAH, THE TELEVISION CENSORS ALLOWED THE COVER PAGE TO BE SHOWN

TOES
IN
THE
SAND

IT WAS GREAT!



I MISS YVONNE STRAHOVSKI

"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."

jqubed


quality posts: 7 Private Messages jqubed
kenney9226 wrote:HEY REMEMBER THAT TV SHOW "CHUCK" AND ONE OF THE LAST EPISODES WHERE CHUCK WAS PLANNING HIS HONEMOON, CODE NAMED: TOES IN THE SAND?

YEAH, THE TELEVISION CENSORS ALLOWED THE COVER PAGE TO BE SHOWN

TOES
IN
THE
SAND

IT WAS GREAT!



YOU PEOPLE TRYING TO BUST THE TV CENSORS MAKE MY JOB HARDER.

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Skye — 1997-2007