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Jason Toon


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Now that lasers are all around us, they sure seem boring, huh? Instead of harnessing their awesome power to blast away at stormtroopers, we're satisfied with crisp computer printouts, making little red dots dance on our co-workers' foreheads, and the occasional eye surgery. Thank God that Obi-Wan isn't around to see this.

Take us back to a time when lasers meant fun, when they were an essential part of the intergalactic war effort, when the good guys effortlessly sliced robots in half with gaily colored beams of pink and green. Take your favorite futuristic movie scene or poster and insert the Dell 1700N in a creative and visually striking way. It doesn't have to involve laser, we guess, but laser-oriented entries will win a few extra points. And yes, all you Battlestar Galacticons and Babylonians 5: you may use images from TV shows.

As you are well aware, prizes are $20/$50/$100 for 3rd/2nd/1st. The rules and criteria for winning: We can make stuff up as we go along. Use Photoshop, pen and ink, collage, MSPaint, or whatever you like. Try to keep your maximum width to 450px. You can use whatever you’d like to make your image, but you’ll only get judged if it’s visible in our forums as a jpg, gif, or png. As always, if you need a place to host your pictures, try http://www.imageshack.ws. We have no connection to them, but they seem free and easy to use.

Jerad


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cool beans

bubbaflamm


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so does more traffic come from woot.com or w00t.com? i'm honestly curious. i would have posted in the item forum or something, but this was the only one that showed up and i have work in the morning.

miro


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now only if i had any photoshop skills
or a copy of photoshop

shiven


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C.R.A.P.

a printer - that too dell :PP

Turken


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ooh... so many easy options in this contest... now to come up with something not as obvious... hmmm have to think on this.

Okay... so it's not the first Star Wars entry (by a long shot), but I think I came up with something a little different! Take a look at page 16 for my entry.


pixelvisions


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Supatech


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The directions said to come up with our favorite sci-fi movie. I don't have Photoshop, and this was done with Microsoft Pain (t). Oh, I was the first to post this movie. : )

slushfamily


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Okay, so I made a cool picture. How do I post it on here, and get my entry into the contest?

gatorrock


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slushfamily


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I figured it out Lord Vader. These Dell drones that you sent to kill me with lasers are no match for my handy light saber. For I am "Bob Sacamano" and I can feel the Woot!

slushfamily


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I figured it out Lord Vader. These Dell drones that you sent to kill me with lasers are no match for my handy light saber. For I am "Bob Sacamano" and I can feel the Woot!
<img src="http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a266/eslush/Woot.jpg">

slushfamily


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Arghh! If this doesn't work the Sith Lord is going to kill me!
<img src="http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/7248/woot8mk.jpg" border="0" width="450" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" />

slushfamily


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Dujodu


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< 20 seconds.

slushfamily


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gonein04


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Tron

coming soon...

progrock


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Good old star wars episode 1.... but the dark sides under new leadership.

dmax801


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slushfamily


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I was thinking about lasers and just couldn't get this image out of my head. The 70's are back man...

taipan


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High pressure sales made Goldfinger the #1 salesman 3 years running...


This image is choc-full of imageshacky goodness...

slushfamily


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I was thinking about lasers and just couldn't get Floyd out of my head. The 70's are back man...

VideoFreek


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SobaGurl


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Orion's Dell

How can something so important be so small?

mmacmu1


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Fed-Ex super saver... yeah right </wink>

paroina


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Tell the world about Woot!!

paroina


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VideoFreek


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ProfessorOhki


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"I don't want any smegging toast!"


Its... a Dellek =P


For those really long distance network print jobs...


Um, just cause it came to mind?


Sigh, I'm addicted to the photoshop


Obvious, last one I promise =P

Murcielago77


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my first woot post! woot!

redse7en


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A bit off-topic...but I remember when I was a wee little lad and I first saw the commercial for Lazer Tag. I wanted one so badly!...but I never got one :-( For me...this is when lasers meant "fun". Damn you Woot! for enforcing your limitations...but I can easliy forgive you...especially with a cash prize ;-)


davidplus1


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When Past and Future Meet, Will Dell Be There?

onyxeyes


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Fiance said I might get flack for this. Please be kind, second Contest post. ;)

mechimatic


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(not quite movies or tv, but 'fun' and 'lasers', besides since when did the theme matter?)

drs18


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This seemed like a natural. Klatoo barada Woot-o.

Hosky


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Sal Minella


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Klaatu! We'reoutta Niktoner!


Sal Minella

jwherbold


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Dell gets more aggressive in their marketing, and hires master chief.

tvincent


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Damn, and I thought I'd be the first to use TDTES.<br>

psyber859


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Picard: "Inform Starfleet Command that we have engaged the spooler."