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is this a joke ?
is it gonna charge the typical $1 or...?
April Fool's kids...I can't wait to see 24 more hours of this on every other site I visit - woo hoo!
$1 million for a Bandolier of Carrots? It better be damn good crap! Gold plated crap!
Oh you had me fooled there for a minute as I rushed to hit the "I want one!" button! LOL!!!!!!!
i bought 3, yes!
wonder what would happen if youwould buy one
dam 1 millions dollars????
detinic wrote:don't you love april fools day
STUPID STUPID STUPID! WHAT A TEASE!
If only I had this much money...
Wow! Fastest I was ever able to get through the checkout process for a Blinged-Out Cabbage! This rocks! 2 in 2 weeks... I wonder why it was so easy...
crap... my card was denied!
Uh, so does this really cost $1,000,001?
I got an Amex card, so maybe it would go through...
Congratulations to one "lukeduff", who was the first buyer!
oh yeah..... check the date folks
APRIL FOOLS! LOL!
Wow...glad I took a second and read the price on that BEFORE I clicked go.. Would it seriously charge that much..?
Uh.... wow... hmm... I think that's a little outta my price range...
ha ha ha ha. almost had me!
thats really expensive, must be good crap, maybe from a celibrity
I see Woot has joined the ranks of military contractors.
Haha, I tried to buy, but it just denied my order.
I tried to buy it, but woot wouldn't let me.
Cheaper at Amazon
so, no woot today or what???
I expect my Blinged-Out Cabbage to contain a Ferrari Enzo. $5 shipping ain't bad.
Maybe I'll buy... if it has a $1M instant rebate :-D
This is the best of the best random crap. I wish I could buy three.
haha... they actually ran out of stuff to sell!
I want a real woot!
i'm on the west coast. it's not april 1 yet. this is confusing.
ha ha ha...I'd love a million dollars worth of random crap...heh
nice.....my one chance to actually grab a Bandolier of Carrots, and its april fools..
...wait....can you actually buy this? o.O
I got one!
Nice!!!! where do I apply for the loan ???
I don't think any of my credit cards have that high of limit
I think I just maxed out my credit card. Dang.
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