ok i will take 10, 1 fo me and 9 for your mama.. hahahahaha..

I WANNA SEE THIS BE SOLD OUT!
1 crap
1million 1 dollars
LETS SEE IT SELL OUT! YAY PAYPAL!!!

Doctor Evil:

One MILLLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!

I hit refresh and Bandolier of Carrots came up. It was instinct to hit the buy it now button! oops, thank god it didn't go thru!

I was all set to puchase it and then i saw the shipping charges of $5......n o way.. i mean i am not made of money.....shipping charges just put it out of my reach...thx anyway woot...

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Fantastic sale. Wish I could by several. No, not a wasted Woot--just funny!!!

bfaulk04 wrote:i almost bought one without looking

Where's the feet??

me too, i almost cried

# Order denied.
# Whoops! Lucky for you that we just ran out of room in our money vault, so we can't take your million dollars.
# But if you have that kind of money to throw after garbage like this, email jtoon@woot.com.
# We can work something out...

boooo!!!!!

Whoops! Lucky for you that we just ran out of room in our money vault, so we can't take your million dollars.

Doesn't work!

your order is NOT in.
possible problems with your order:

* Order denied.
* Whoops! Lucky for you that we just ran out of room in our money vault, so we can't take your million dollars.
* But if you have that kind of money to throw after garbage like this, email jtoon@woot.com.
* We can work something out...
* Billing address does not match.
* Credit card security number does not match.


Also, if you were using PayPal, it may be one of the following issues:

* If your PayPal account is empty, and backed by a bank account rather than a credit card, it won't work. At this time, we don't accept eChecks, due to the 3-5 day delay prior to confirmation. You can either put money directly into your PayPal account, change your account to be backed by a credit card, or start the order process over and purchase using a credit card.
* It's possible the credit card backing your PayPal account has a problem. You can check your PayPal account credit card info, or restart the order process and use a credit card.
* There may be a problem with your PayPal billing agreement. You can try to order again and either click "Use a different PayPal account" to re-set up your billing agreement or use a credit card.


If you want to change or fix something, click the button below:

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What's going on here?

Your order was not placed. This could be due to one of several issues, which we've tried to outline on the left.

If you know what needs to be corrected, want to try a new card, or alter something else, click the try again button to return to the order page.

Dang! My credit card was denied. And I thought Amex had no pre-set spending limit.

I tried to get one to see if it would really try to charge the full ammount, and it did....denied :D

Happy April Fools everyone! Love it!

Wow, I moved too fast and almost bought it.

For that kind of moolah, it should have FREE SHIPPING! I'm not buying if it ain't free shipping!

I already sold my organs to buy a lock of Britney Spears hair and Red Bull (could not afford the lighter too) for $1,000,000

Honey, get the kids up and dressed. We need some more organ donations for the Woot.

I get crap every day at work and they pay me to take it!!!

I'm not sure, this may exceed my credit card limit! But what the heck, at least I have a chance of finally getting my Baked Oatmeal Cookies.

Did anyone buy yet?????????????

My credit card has no limit.. where is my Bandolier of Carrots???????

No way, not again.

The last million dollar woot Bandolier of Carrots, the windshield on the Ferrari Enzo was cracked and the beluga caviar was refurbished!

Bra-vo...

Clap.

Clap.

Clap.

dangit the one night i wait up just to see and this happens.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Fantastic sale. Wish I could by several. No, not a wasted Woot--just funny!!!

April Fools..funny stuff

I wonder what would happen if you actually go through and purchase it...I know they won't charge your card but is it just a cover up for the Bandolier of Carrots?

I got this error:

Whoops! Lucky for you that we just ran out of room in our money vault, so we can't take your million dollars.

Oh well. If only I were rolling in dough like the Woot people.

That's just damn funny.

my credit card limit is 1000000.00.... can I borrow a dollar?

Is this a joke, who in the many varied people that view this website has a million dollars?

I can just see Jason Toon with his little pinky ring going '1 MeeeeellllYON DOLLARS'

Don't forget to use your Taxsucks code to get $5.00 off the order!!

seriously, I want it, will there be a woot today or not???

Didn't work. Here's what they said:

# Order denied.
# Whoops! Lucky for you that we just ran out of room in our money vault, so we can't take your million dollars.
# But if you have that kind of money to throw after garbage like this, email jtoon@woot.com.
# We can work something out...

Listen... I can afford some CHEAP CRAP...but this crap is way too expensivefor me.

astral87 wrote:
your order is NOT in.
possible problems with your order:

* Order denied.
* Whoops! Lucky for you that we just ran out of room in our money vault, so we can't take your million dollars.
* But if you have that kind of money to throw after garbage like this, email jtoon@woot.com.
* We can work something out...
* Billing address does not match.
* Credit card security number does not match.


Also, if you were using PayPal, it may be one of the following issues:

* If your PayPal account is empty, and backed by a bank account rather than a credit card, it won't work. At this time, we don't accept eChecks, due to the 3-5 day delay prior to confirmation. You can either put money directly into your PayPal account, change your account to be backed by a credit card, or start the order process over and purchase using a credit card.
* It's possible the credit card backing your PayPal account has a problem. You can check your PayPal account credit card info, or restart the order process and use a credit card.
* There may be a problem with your PayPal billing agreement. You can try to order again and either click "Use a different PayPal account" to re-set up your billing agreement or use a credit card.


If you want to change or fix something, click the button below:

Try Again
What's going on here?

Your order was not placed. This could be due to one of several issues, which we've tried to outline on the left.

If you know what needs to be corrected, want to try a new card, or alter something else, click the try again button to return to the order page.

I got that too..

Jack Bauer's calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Jack Bauer.

For $1,000,001 you would think they would include free shipping. What a bunch of cheapscapes!

Cute, but is WOOT so filthy rich that they would do a joke like this and lose thousands of dollars just for a laugh, that ain't all that funny???

I think they should have done the pig or something, would have been funnier and at least something you could purchase.

I wonder how many Wooter's went for this only to have their credit card provider decline it, then flag their accounts with a fraud alert. Now THAT is FUNNY!!!