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Remember how Tom Sawyer conned his friends into whitewashing his fence by pretending it was a blast? Well, we’ve got something similar in mind! Welcome to our first Woot Product Review Bonanza, where you get to do our work of reviewing a product for us while we spend the afternoon at the racetrack! Scientists and theologians agree that you’ll never do anything more fun than reviewing a product for Woot. And it’s not just about fun: you get to keep the product you review! This episode, we bring you the Beyond™ Smart Microwave Oven – totally FREE, with two conditions:
1) You use the microwave for a while, come back here, and give us a frank, honest review. If you hate it, let us know what you hate about it (though if you love it, they’d like to hear that, too). This is part of a new product-testing program that we’re working on with some of our suppliers, so we’d need you to tell us the brutal truth, not just blow sunshine up our butts. We’ll give you more details with your microwave. If you take the microwave and don’t review it for us, expect us to hound you with increasingly impolite emails. Ultimately, remember: we know where you live…
2) Here’s the hard part: in the next post on this discussion board, we are going to show you a satellite photo. Where is it? What is its relevance to this giveaway? The first person to identify it by sending me a PM will win a Beyond™ Smart Microwave Oven. What’s more, the winner gets to choose one other participant in this discussion to receive a microwave and review it for us.
When a winner for one photo is announced, we will show you another photo immediately – same deal. We’ll show you five photos in total. You can only win once.
HOW TO ENTER:
- Send me a private message with your guess. You can do that by clicking on the “pm” button at the bottom of this post. This is extremely important!
- If you post your answer in the forum discussion but don’t PM me, you will not get credit for it! Plus, somebody else could steal your answer and PM me first. Feel free to discuss the contest here, but give the answer away at your own risk.
- Put your answer in a format like this: "#3 – Sioux City, SD - home of the Sioux City Microwaves hockey team" – got it? Which picture, where it is, why it’s relevant.
Wake your co-workers, call your grandma, alert the authorities. I’ll post the first picture in five minutes. Flex your Google muscles and get ready to hunt! A Beyond™ Smart Microwave Oven hangs in the balance!