theunknownartist


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owlhoot wrote:
see image:
http://img291.imageshack.us/my.php?image=woot001wr7.jpg
http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/9397/woot001wr7.jpg

[b]Extra Dimensional Closet[b]

This may seem like a flat door made of plastanium but it is so much more. Place the door so the scan-lock can see you whether you put it on the floor or place i on the wall. Once the lock scans you corroborating the accepted your User Ident you can open the door. the thing is the door bridges the Time-Space Continuum through utilization of quantam mechanics charmed particles and dark energy. The ED Colset is literaly larger inside than out. Put whatever you want in and take it out later. The only restriction is what you can fit through the doors. Entrance comes in closet size and space shuttle size. Batteries not required thanks to dark energy.

*due to time warp nature time is not constant in the closet. Does not effect matierial goods but living organisms may suffer. Do not spend more than 1/144th your satellites revolutionary period in the closet at a time. If you are in for that periog do not reenter for 1/48th srp*




see the object of this... is to put all the typing.. into a photo...so we can see it.. not just read it :-P

I hog'th thy bandwidth...

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Soccerball69 wrote:

Hopefully some of you will get this.



Best quietly-released movie ever.

And the LORD said unto the chicken: "Go ye forth, and cross the road". And the chicken did go forth to cross the road, and there was much rejoicing.

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zilla81 wrote:
Love the iconic orange and green, but it may not remain so fashionable for 500 years.



I think that after 500 years, the orange and green will have gone in and out of fashion many times.

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wootorbust


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Face it. This is the future of woot.



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This future Woot-Off item sold out in record time. I want one!

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Screaming robot woot monkey of the future.

didn't remember where i got the images so I just uploaded the originals

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u77/tdk539/Screaming_Monkey_with_Woot_CapeOH8-.jpg

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u77/tdk539/41XG8JVT4ML.jpg

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wootorbust wrote:Face it. This is the future of woot.



Truer words were never spoken.

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Sources:
http://www.1115.org/archives/perriair.jpg
woot blog
woot main page

Photoshop contests? Real artists use Paint....

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Take a look at the full size- please view, judges.

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Again, i didn't have the original links so I just posted the original pictures

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u77/tdk539/untitled3.jpg
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u77/tdk539/untitled.jpg
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u77/tdk539/robosapien_and_remote.jpg
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u77/tdk539/lisg1.jpg
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u77/tdk539/ed209.jpg
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u77/tdk539/16cnd-robot.jpg

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Sources:
eye
disk
woot

Xexus


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Optical Browser

Sources

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copied my Idea - - - The roomba doesn't make it original.

Xexus


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snscomp wrote:copied my Idea - - - The roomba doesn't make it original.


who are you talking to?

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ecgsltx wrote:

Nice idiocracy reference...we could probably look to that movie for lots of good contest entries! e.g. President Comacho action figure!



Of Course! I knew that looked familiar. Jeeze, I just watched "Idiocracy" less than a month ago too, you'd think I'd have recognized that. It was a random "On Demand" pick that turned out to be a great find.

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I think this would go well with something from wine-dot-woot.

Go gators! Go Hokies!

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larger


source images

Normal people worry me

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majit wrote:(Swiss army woot)
This future Woot-Off item sold out in record time. I want one!


My first thought was "It took them 500 years to sell another graphic tablet???"

Believe it.

I appear to be melting.

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Woot Watchers Meals
source
Large Version

mviesel


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easy1 wrote:

Bigger



That's not as futuristic as you might think: grillkiller

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sources:
woot monkey and webpage

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2nd try... Note that this one has a literary reference or two ;)



Sources:
http://jamesmuspratt.com/images/154.jpg
http://www.worth1000.com/hosted/tutorials/1030200293521desat.jpg
http://sinai.critter.net/starwars/gfx/gear/holoprojector.gif


"We all have mental problems, it's just that some of us choose to show them." -Nathanael Huddleson

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The cryokit!! For when you can't stand to say good bye to dear old lucky, freeze in a breeze! (works on humans too)

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Lazarus wrote:
larger


source images




This one gets my vote.

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Well the contest is over ;-) Good luck everyone! Saw some good photochops out there

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chris34941 wrote:



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weezerjoker2 wrote:



hahahahahahahaha that made me laugh outloud

Career Woots = 34

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I had to reduce the size to meet regulation...

V
Here is the text so you dont strain yer eyez.
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And Agent Woot jump kicking the homeless guy that tried to take his bag o' crap.
V

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foufymaus wrote:first time poster...



OMG. So, in the early 24th century, the humans made the mistake of reviving the extinct Walrus, only using the DNA they found frozen in someone's freezer. Due to a couple of sequencing errors, the walri (?) were embued with a almost human like intelligence and hunted down the vacationing family of the super scientists who created the beasts out of their time. War, battle, and a final showdown between human and pinniped that would form the basis for at least three Bollywood blockbusters in the following thirty years. And so, sometime in the next century, the liquid remains of the animals, which had been slurping around the old mad scientist holdout, needed their own, specialized containment transport containers.
Or something like that.

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ThrowingChicken wrote:Wooturama!
It's not just a matter of what's for sale on woot.com in the future, but how you surf the web.
Be sure to have a look at the larger image, as the small one doesn't do it much justice.

Larger: http://www.throwingchicken.com/offsite/woot/wooterama/wooterama_largel.jpg
Source: Everything but the ads in the background were hand drawn and colored by MrDPoe and myself. Follow the link to see the screen shots of the ads - http://www.throwingchicken.com/offsite/woot/wooterama/source/




Looking in the back I saw the "Photos of Woot Staff XXX", then I burst into laughter.

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sources: kevin, al, brush, logo, cable, cetacean

theunknownartist


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wootorbust wrote:Face it. This is the future of woot.



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so true..

I hog'th thy bandwidth...

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Please CLICK HERE for fullsize version. Can't really see the details without doing so.

Sources: Screenshot of Woot's homepage

- Brian