Schrobblehead


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heyyoGTO! wrote:EDIT: Win---^

Ya know, I really haven't had Raisin Bran in a while, that's gotta be one of my top 5 cereals. Even after reading about the worm. Has anyone tried cinnamon on Honey Nut Cherrios? It's pretty good, and I believe it helps lower cholesterol.

I hate people who derail threads.



I bet you really hate Wiliam Shatner.

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The phrase "Agree to Disagree."
So stupid.


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no1


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PemberDucky wrote:The phrase "Agree to Disagree."
So stupid.



i guess we'll just have to agree to disagree on that one.

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The word "imagination."

It's just so corny.


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FenStar


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children(even hungry ones)

Still single, can't imagine why.

no1


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love.

PemberDucky


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When the vending machine won't accept my perfectly good quarter.


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no1


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PemberDucky wrote:When the vending machine won't accept my perfectly good quarter.



counterfeiter!

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no1 wrote:counterfeiter!



Oops, I was trying to use a POG. My bad!


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chunder skipping like it is now.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

no1


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dontwantaname wrote:chunder skipping like it is now.



i love chunderskipping!

It's astounding, time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely, not for very much longer
I've got to keep control

I remember doing the chunder
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me and the void would be calling
Let's do the chunder again...
Let's do the chunder again!

It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the gastric thrust that really drives you insane,
Let's do the chunder again!

It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me
So you can't see me, no not at all
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention
Well-secluded, I see all
With a bit of a mind flip
You're there in the vomit
And nothing can ever be the same
You're spaced out on sensation, like you're under sedation
Let's do the chunder again!

Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again
Let's do the chunder again!

FenStar


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The breadsticks need marinara! is chunderskipping?

Still single, can't imagine why.

no1


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FenStar wrote:The breadsticks need marinara! is chunderskipping?



It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the gastric thrust that really drives you insane!

Schrobblehead


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that so many people I know are getting divorced

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Still having so many 39 cent stamps (33 to be exact) to use up. Now I have to go buy more smaller stamps to supplement them.



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SkekTek


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Today's shirt on shirt.woot

Seriously, who the fluck picks these goddawful designs for dailies? Are they color-blind? Do they intentionally want to piss off their bosses?

Sheesh...

SkekTek


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Schrobblehead wrote:that so many people I know are getting divorced



16 years, my man... 16 years and going strong.

pooflady


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SkekTek wrote:16 years, my man... 16 years and going strong.



40 years in less than a month and still going strong. There's a lot of solid marriages around, too, focus on those.



The biggest lie that I tell myself daily..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

SkekTek


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pooflady wrote:40 years in less than a month and still going strong. There's a lot of solid marriages around, too, focus on those.



Does kinda stink on the gifts department though. I have friends who have had 3 marriages, and I had to buy gifts for two of them. Too bad you can't get "remarried" after 20 years and have your friends buy you stuff again...

hmm... maybe you can...

pooflady


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SkekTek wrote:Does kinda stink on the gifts department though. I have friends who have had 3 marriages, and I had to buy gifts for two of them. Too bad you can't get "remarried" after 20 years and have your friends buy you stuff again...

hmm... maybe you can...



Yeah, the ones that stick deserve the gifts.



The biggest lie that I tell myself daily..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

FenStar


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Schrobblehead wrote:that so many people I know are getting divorced

That so many people who aren't compatible get married.

Still single, can't imagine why.

JohnQ118


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Raw tomato. I hate raw tomatoes.

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sundried, stewed, sauce, paste, marinara, all OK. just no raw (or juice, or those little foul tasting seeds! that get left over from pulling off the vile red fruit from the sandwich or burger or salad or whatever. BAN RAW TOMATOES!)

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no1


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art deco.

didn't hate it a week ago. probably not next week, either.

Schrobblehead


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Being home early and having nothing to do with that time to make it worth while.

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

no1


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Schrobblehead wrote:Being home early and having nothing to do with that time to make it worth while.



wash the dog.
mow the lawn.

decorate the house with roses.

Schrobblehead


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no1 wrote:wash the dog.
mow the lawn.

decorate the house with roses.



Sir, you clearly ignore the last two words in my statement.

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

no1


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Schrobblehead wrote:Sir, you clearly ignore the last two words in my statement.



consider decorating the house an investment.

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no1 wrote:consider decorating the house an investment.



I would think decorating the house would be VERY worthwhile.

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GodfatherND


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blizzards.

Schrobblehead


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waking up.

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

PemberDucky


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People who abuse the HOV lane.
The worst is when they have the Jesus Fish badge on their bumper and they're abusing the HOV lane. WWJD? He sure as hell wouldn't abuse the HOV lane, jerk!

I need to go count to ten.


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PemberDucky wrote:WWJD?


Why, he would simply raise his arms, part the traffic and...errr...wait, that's what Moses would do.

Never mind.

no1


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PemberDucky wrote:People who abuse the HOV lane.
The worst is when they have the Jesus Fish badge on their bumper and they're abusing the HOV lane.



i'd hit that.

GodfatherND


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PemberDucky wrote:People who abuse the HOV lane.



HOV=Holier than Other Vehicles

PemberDucky


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GodfatherND wrote:HOV=Holier than Other Vehicles



They must be.
"OMMMG! I'M MISSING DANCING WITH THE STARS!!!"


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...when people get the word "of" confused with "have."
Like...
"I would of punched that guy in the face!"


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PemberDucky wrote:People who abuse the HOV lane.
The worst is when they have the Jesus Fish badge on their bumper and they're abusing the HOV lane. WWJD? He sure as hell wouldn't abuse the HOV lane, jerk!

I need to go count to ten.



hahah I hate that too. People can be so ignorant and oblivious.

Just because I am paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get me

jqubed


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PemberDucky wrote:...when people get the word "of" confused with "have."
Like...
"I would of punched that guy in the face!"



well, it sounds so similar to would've...

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jqubed


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shots, especially shots to the buttocks

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Blood cancer!