darthv8r wrote:1 year = 52.177457 weeks now give qwertyuiop001 his damn monkey so 002 will stop being so cranky

I am the Monkey Prize winner of Photoshop contest #28, almost exactly 2 years ago.
http://www.woot.com/Forums/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=78539
What is the statute of limitations on monkeys?????

I gots mah contest 69 monkey! Black caped.

bluebledthesea wrote:I gots mah contest 69 monkey! Black caped.

Bah! Toon bought you off!

POWER TO THE PEOPLE! FREE THE MONKEYS! OVERTHROW OUR TOONISH OPPRESSORS!

FREE THE MONKEYS!
FREE THE MONKEYS!
FREE THE MONKEYS!

bluebledthesea wrote:I gots mah contest 69 monkey! Black caped.

When did you get it?

FenStar wrote: When did you get it?

Last Friday.

qwertyuiop002 wrote:
Bah! Toon bought you off!

POWER TO THE PEOPLE! FREE THE MONKEYS! OVERTHROW OUR TOONISH OPPRESSORS!

FREE THE MONKEYS!
FREE THE MONKEYS!
FREE THE MONKEYS!

Haha, well, I was hoping for something more like the shell monkey or disgusting gum... Nah, I'm ok with the black cape.

However long its been its been too long.

Jason Toon wrote:OK, sorry for the numerous and unforgivable delays, blah blah and so forth. I'm preparing the list for another round of monkey prize shipments, to go out next week. I have mailing addresses for the following "winners":

dsb411
qwertyuiop001
afanco
kimmbah
b1ad3123

If you "won" a monkey and you're not on that list, write me at jtoon@woot.com.

Please mail qwertyuiop001 his monkey first and include a whiner's award. He deserves one, his missing monkey whine was unsurpassed by any other woot monkey winner.

Jason Toon wrote:OK, sorry for the numerous and unforgivable delays, blah blah and so forth. I'm preparing the list for another round of monkey prize shipments, to go out next week. I have mailing addresses for the following "winners":

dsb411
qwertyuiop001
afanco
kimmbah
b1ad3123

If you "won" a monkey and you're not on that list, write me at jtoon@woot.com.

Yippy!!!
Thanks for your prompt attention to this issue.
No charge for the sarcasm.

dontwantaname wrote:No, alien still wins that award. Not that it helped.

That was below the belt...

Jason Toon wrote:OK, sorry for the numerous and unforgivable delays, blah blah and so forth. I'm preparing the list for another round of monkey prize shipments, to go out next week. I have mailing addresses for the following "winners":

dsb411
qwertyuiop001
afanco
kimmbah
b1ad3123

If you "won" a monkey and you're not on that list, write me at jtoon@woot.com.

Will their monkeys be shipped out before the Bags of Crap are shipped?

(to the tune of "Synchronicity" by the Police)
(I only changed the word "synchronicity" to "Where's my damn monkey?")

With one breath, with one flow
You will know
Where's my damn monkey?

A sleep trance, a dream dance,
A shared romance,
Where's my damn monkey?

A connecting principle,
Linked to the invisible
Almost imperceptible
Something inexpressible.
Science insusceptible
Logic so inflexible
Causally connectible
Yet nothing is invincible.

If we share this nightmare
Then we can dream
Spiritus mundi.

If you act, as you think,
The missing link,
Where's my damn monkey?

We know you, they know me
Extrasensory
Where's my damn monkey?

A star fall, a phone call,
It joins all,
Where's my damn monkey?

It's so deep, it's so wide
Your inside
Where's my damn monkey?

Effect without a cause
Sub-atomic laws, scientific pause
Where's my damn monkey?.................................

No monkey yet. I imagine it's being shipped by SmartPost, by way of Spain. Sometimes I wonder if its name is Daniel.

Daniel is traveling tonight on a plane
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain
Oh and I can see Daniel waving goodbye
God it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes

They say Spain is pretty though I've never been
Well Daniel says it's the best place that he's ever seen
Oh and he should know, he's been there enough
Lord I miss Daniel, oh I miss him so much

Daniel my monkey you are smaller than me
Do you still feel the pain of the scars that won't heal
Your screams have died but you fly more than I
Daniel you're a star in the face of the sky

Daniel is traveling tonight on a plane
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain
Oh and I can see Daniel waving goodbye
God it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes
Oh God it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes

qwertyuiop001 wrote:At what frequency does it become either harrassment or begging?

Every breath Toon takes
Every move Toon makes
Every bond Toon breaks
Every step Toon takes
I'll be watching Toon

Every single day
Every word Toon says
Every game Toon plays
Every night Toon stays
I'll be watching Toon

Oh, can't Toon see
I want my monkey
How my poor heart aches
With every delay Toon makes

Every move Toon makes
Every vow Toon breaks
Every smile Toon fakes
Every claim Toon stakes
I'll be watching Toon

Was it shipped? It's been lost without a trace
I dream at night I can see its monkey face
I look around but it's Toon I have to chase
I feel so cold and I long for its embrace
I keep screaming "Monkey, Monkey, please..."

Oh, can't Toon see
Monkey screams for me
How my poor heart aches
With every week Toon takes

Every sale woot hosts
Every blog Toon posts
Every post Toon quotes
Every time Toon boasts
I'll be watching Toon

Every move Toon makes
Every step Toon takes
I'll be watching Toon

I'll be watching Toon
I'll be watching Toon
I'll be watching Toon
I'll be watching Toon...

Gatzby wrote:Heh, that should save some time notifying you when the restraining order goes into effect. =P

"He ain't nuthin' but a Toon Dog, cryin' all the time..."

(To the tune of "Spoonman" by Soundgarden


Crate the monkey with your hands
Ship the monkey while you can, Toonman
Spank the monkey on your own
Spank the monkey all alone, Toonman

Toonman, come together with your hands
Monkey, I'm together with your plan
Monkey

All my friends are monkeys, man
All my friends are brown and tan, Toonman
All my friends got monkeys, man
Screaming monkey's got no bones, Toonman

Toonman, come together with your hands
Monkey, I'm together with your plan
Monkey

Ship my monkey with your hands
Spank the monkey while you can, Toonman

(To the tune of "Zombie" by the Cranberries)

Another week, my monkey
Prize is so late shippin'.
And the lateness caused such whinin',
Who are we mistaken?

But you see, it's not me, it's not my family.
In your head, in your head they are screaming,
With their capes and their hats,
And their hats and their shirts.
In your head, in your head, they are screaming...

In your head, in your head,
Monkey, monkey, monkey,
Hey, hey, hey. What's in your head,
In your head,
Monkey, monkey, monkey?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, oh, dou, dou, dou, dou, dou...

Another mother's breakin',
Heart is taking over.
When the vi'lence causes silence,
We must be mistaken.

It's the same old theme since Contest Eighty.
In your head, in your head they are screaming,
With their capes and their hats,
And their hats and their shirts.
In your head, in your head, they are screaming...

In your head, in your head,
Monkey, monkey, monkey,
Hey, hey, hey. What's in your head,
In your head,
Monkey, monkey, monkey?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, oh, oh, oh,
Oh, oh, oh, oh, hey, oh, ya, ya-a...

qwertyuiop002 wrote:Every breath Toon takes
Every move Toon makes
Every bond Toon breaks
Every step Toon takes
I'll be watching Toon

Every single day
Every word Toon says
Every game Toon plays
Every night Toon stays
I'll be watching Toon

Oh, can't Toon see
I want my monkey
How my poor heart aches
With every delay Toon makes

Every move Toon makes
Every vow Toon breaks
Every smile Toon fakes
Every claim Toon stakes
I'll be watching Toon

Was it shipped? It's been lost without a trace
I dream at night I can see its monkey face
I look around but it's Toon I have to chase
I feel so cold and I long for its embrace
I keep screaming "Monkey, Monkey, please..."

Oh, can't Toon see
Monkey screams for me
How my poor heart aches
With every week Toon takes

Every sale woot hosts
Every blog Toon posts
Every post Toon quotes
Every time Toon boasts
I'll be watching Toon

Every move Toon makes
Every step Toon takes
I'll be watching Toon

I'll be watching Toon
I'll be watching Toon
I'll be watching Toon
I'll be watching Toon...

Send qwerty his damn monkey!

Jason Toon wrote:OK, sorry for the numerous and unforgivable delays, blah blah and so forth. I'm preparing the list for another round of monkey prize shipments, to go out next week. I have mailing addresses for the following "winners":

dsb411
qwertyuiop001
afanco
kimmbah
b1ad3123

If you "won" a monkey and you're not on that list, write me at jtoon@woot.com.

Soooo, This was on July 5th, its now the 24th. Still no Monkey.

dsb411 wrote:Soooo, This was on July 5th, its now the 24th. Still no Monkey.

Ok, now its August 7th. Whats the deal?

dsb411 wrote:Ok, now its August 7th. Whats the deal?

Hey, Happy August 16th to all my friends, and Jason Toon.
Ive been sitting around here with nothing to do but spank my monkey...
oh wait, I still havent gotten it yet.

dsb411 wrote:Hey, Happy August 16th to all my friends, and Jason Toon.
Ive been sitting around here with nothing to do but spank my monkey...
oh wait, I still havent gotten it yet.

A happy no-monkey August 21 to all.

Aw, sorry DSB!

dsb411 wrote:A happy no-monkey August 21 to all.

I think he is hanging out with my monkey in the warehouse. I heard it is nice there. Why would they want to leave?

Status update:
Monkey prize announced for Contest 80 on 11 July 2006

Recent emails sent to jtoon@woot.com regarding missing monkey prize:
May 10
May 24
June 7
June 14
June 21
June 28
Aug 7
Aug 17

responses: Aug 17: "...they finally went out yesterday."

monkeys received:


Keep the faith, brothers. Power to the people!

So long, and thanks for all the monkey.

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle! I got my Monkeys!! 1 black cape and 1 green cape.
Contest 61 and Contest 78 Monkeys ---Paid in Full.

I'm still in shock.

qwertyuiop002 wrote:Status update:
Monkey prize announced for Contest 80 on 11 July 2006


Keep the faith, brothers. Power to the people!

So long, and thanks for all the monkey.

Congrats, qwerty. Good things come to he who waits...and waits...and waits.

Glad to hear you both got your monkeys!

I hope that ARGH's family got his monkeys.

Looks like my monkey wanted to stay at the warehouse.

Crazily fitting, this thread gave me the inspiration for my masterpiece from contest 131:

and I still haven't got my monkey yet! Awesome pancake!

Allright! I still haven't gotten my monkey prizes from contest 131 or 155!



so....I would like if at all possible to trade one of my so called monkey prizes for an autographed Glamor shot of one Mr. Gatzby

8.5 x 11 will suffice




-disgruntled v8r



p.s. Where is my black box?

darthv8r wrote:Allright! I still haven't gotten my monkey prizes from contest 131 or 155!

I, too, have no monkey from contest 139. Looks like they skipped us due to a monkey shortage being blamed on Hurricane Ike.