focusme wrote:

and Monkeys!

and SPAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings wearing horned helmets. Whenever the word "spam" is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. A man and his wife enter. The man is played by Eric Idle, the wife is played by Graham Chapman (in drag), and the waitress is played by Terry Jones, also in drag.
Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

ShadowFox06 wrote:What's with the fa*gots with the cat fetish?

Well... Um.... They like cats

what a woot I haven't bathed in days!.

ShadowFox06 wrote:What's with the fa*gots with the cat fetish?

Go AWAY!

focusme wrote:

and Monkeys!

YES!!

ShadowFox06 wrote:What's with the fa*gots with the cat fetish?

Dunno, but they're just as annoying as the folks that ask questions without doing a little research and have potty keyboards.

ecd21 wrote:

Just can't stop laughing over this one.

2000 Cheeseburgers to the first person who posts the MONORAIL CAT!! My kid LOVES monorail cat!

Word...

ShadowFox06 wrote:What's with the fa*gots with the cat fetish?

I just lol'd at a customer when I saw this... darn u woot!

benderillo wrote:

I need to start skating again....

thefemaledraco wrote:

Bloomies is out of my pocket range. Pizza I can do.
And I do pizza often.
Mmmmm, Chicago...

all you need to do is chat up Maria at the perfume counter. give her your phone number and she'll call you four times a year when they have special promos. then for the price of one good bottle of fragrance, she'll send you several hundred dollars' worth of freebies, samples and other groovy stuff, plus she'll tell you when they're having special in-store events. otherwise bloomie's wouldn't be in my regular budget, either.

Anonymoose wrote:

Totally Ribz

Ohhhh, it needs to be the ANIMATED MONORAIL CAT!!

Forgot that before

crizznap, foo, CRAPOLA

gosh7001 wrote:

You guys ought to admint that sifting through all the BS is just insane to actually read something ummmmmmm - ABOUT THE PRODUCT!!!

There's Google for that - booooooring

gosh7001 wrote:Geez - Go to the community board or something to post off topic BS

But we like this board better Oh, and I almost forgot :

xander806 wrote: It killed grover.

Grover has been Assimilated!!!!!

Time Remaining Guess - 1:34:29 Left.
Estimated sellout time : 05:12:31

cliveholloway wrote:

I like the pissed-off cat in the lower left goin' "RRRRR"! :-)

mention wrote:

I need to start skating again....

Amen to that...

If you buy three, they throw this in the box:

kdavis wrote:

Not bad...

amyteg1 wrote:

Hahahahahaha

bbts wrote:I just lol'd at a customer when I saw this... darn u woot!

ShadowFox06 wrote:What's with the fa*gots with the cat fetish?

Hmmmm, methinks he protests too much. Come out of the closet and embrace your cat self.

Someone buy me this for my wedding!
I love it.

nathanmonroe wrote:this is gonna go fast.

This isn't going so fast

norsehawk wrote:does he have the ability to find sarah connor?

LMFAO

Vayden wrote:Join the "wootoff" chatroom on AIM!

HOW?

Another one?

cabernetharpo wrote:If you buy three, they throw this in the box:

INFocus 5 IS ALIVE!!

if this way 50 i would be all over it. not spending more

dstein17 wrote:

I hear that!!!!!!!!!!!

You need more cats:

bbts wrote:I just lol'd at a customer when I saw this... darn u woot!

I'm the Juggernaut BITCH!

kippyj wrote:

all you need to do is chat up Maria at the perfume counter. give her your phone number and she'll call you four times a year when they have special promos. then for the price of one good bottle of fragrance, she'll send you several hundred dollars' worth of freebies, samples and other groovy stuff, plus she'll tell you when they're having special in-store events. otherwise bloomie's wouldn't be in my regular budget, either.

Wow, sounds pretty extravegant... but worthwhile... consideration shall be placed in this.