yardbird67 wrote:you COULD buy something. LOL

Yes I could. :P

KateyB wrote:

Yes.

blue

yardbird67 wrote:FAR too many. (I almost typed fart too many....oops)

now that would've been priceless!

I guess no one will buy this and I can check back in 4hrs..... Zzzzzz

woothooooooooooo

JCamp4321 wrote:

I'd start my own space program!!!

either that or start a Foundation to educate the needy and clothe and feed the poor...

I would buy out woot and sell lots of bags of crizznap, foo

No thanks, it sucks.

sea0tter12 wrote:

Nearly five years. I guess it helps that I'm the chick, and he's not going to turn me down :-)

Wait until you get old and fat.

kippyj wrote:

my wit only works on those who get it...too too many are clueless

Namely the people on woot with no woots insisting they deserve a Bandolier of Carrots

kippyj wrote:

guess i'll find out eventually. what if death is like a constant orgas m, though. ever thought of that?

Well, that'd be ok, but it would still keep you awake.....

potzertommy wrote:My contest continues:

Name the funniest single word you could whisper seductively in someone's ear.

The entries so far:
Grandma?
Dingleberry
Spedoinkle
Bubbling
Lubicant
Mastadon
Pregnant
Menstruating
Scabies
Dongle
Wienerschnitzel
Masticate
Vasectomy

AIDS

Cat eaters!!! ALFS Across the board people!

jumping unwanted into the married sex debate: getting married is a really great way to get all the sex you want. i don't think 2 times a week is nearly enough. i'm the wife.

potzertommy wrote:My contest continues:

Name the funniest single word you could whisper seductively in someone's ear.

Toyboat

Whisper one word?

Antidisestablishmentarianism

potzertommy wrote:My contest continues:

Name the funniest single word you could whisper seductively in someone's ear.

The entries so far:
Grandma?
Dingleberry
Spedoinkle
Bubbling
Lubicant
Mastadon
Pregnant
Menstruating
Scabies
Dongle
Wienerschnitzel
Masticate
Vasectomy

pennyless, Broke, Wooted,

t7bros wrote:

Namely the people on woot with no woots insisting they deserve a Bandolier of Carrots

...among others....

lookingforcheapness wrote:

vasectomy

Lard

khead wrote:

I bet he's thinks differently.

I did, but now after 4 kids ...

potzertommy wrote:My contest continues:

Name the funniest single word you could whisper seductively in someone's ear.

The entries so far:
Grandma?
Dingleberry
Spedoinkle
Bubbling
Lubicant
Mastadon
Pregnant
Menstruating
Scabies
Dongle
Wienerschnitzel
Masticate
Vasectomy

Neked

BuckNekid wrote:

Well, that'd be ok, but it would still keep you awake.....

hahaha...good point!

potzertommy wrote:I'll give you a topic: What would be the funniest single word to whisper seductively in someone's ear?

roomba

sea0tter12 wrote:

Getting married means I get sex whenever I want it. :-) Unlike some of you poor bastards who have nothing better to do than to whine over the lameness of the latest wootoff.

LMAO....Of course you are correct, just remember "whenever" also means with yourself sometimes

kippyj wrote:jumping unwanted into the married sex debate: getting married is a really great way to get all the sex you want. i don't think 2 times a week is nearly enough. i'm the wife.

I like the way you think.

kippyj wrote:jumping unwanted into the married sex debate: getting married is a really great way to get all the sex you want. i don't think 2 times a week is nearly enough. i'm the wife.

You tell 'em, girlfriend!

kippyj wrote:jumping unwanted into the married sex debate: getting married is a really great way to get all the sex you want. i don't think 2 times a week is nearly enough. i'm the wife.

where have you been?

SapoLoco wrote:

thats weird but funny looking

no more wives saying how much they give it up please.....not helping.

yardbird67 wrote:rutabaga

that's one of my favorite words. I like the way it sounds lol

will this work for my 8 track?

kippyj wrote:jumping unwanted into the married sex debate: getting married is a really great way to get all the sex you want. i don't think 2 times a week is nearly enough. i'm the wife.

Well, Im happy with 2x a week, since I climax 2-3 times each time. I also have 6 kids to take care of and 2 parrots.

kollinsb wrote:

If I only got it 2 times a week my right arm would be 5 times the size of my left.

So that's why they call you Fiddler Crab.

t7bros wrote:

Namely the people on woot with no woots insisting they deserve a Bandolier of Carrots

<snicker>

kippyj wrote:jumping unwanted into the married sex debate: getting married is a really great way to get all the sex you want. i don't think 2 times a week is nearly enough. i'm the wife.

Thank you!

mckeeganwrx wrote:Whisper one word?

Antidisestablishmentarianism

Slartibartfast

kippyj wrote:jumping unwanted into the married sex debate: getting married is a really great way to get all the sex you want. i don't think 2 times a week is nearly enough. i'm the wife.

Can I trade my wife in for one of you?