TomSawyer


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tsveggie


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potzertommy wrote:My contest continues:

Name the funniest single word you could whisper seductively in someone's ear.

The entries so far:
Grandma?
Dingleberry
Spedoinkle
Bubbling
Lubicant

Herpes
Mastadon
Pregnant
Menstruating
Scabies
Dongle
Wienerschnitzel
Masticate
Vasectomy
Spelunk
Rutebega
Elmo
Toyboat
Jailbait

mcolby


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skevin007 wrote:



If my man doesn't put out at least once a day, I get cranky.



Such a great problem to have... seriously, these kind of posts are really making me mad no mas, I am having a pity party over here now

richardemoore


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potzertommy wrote:My contest continues:

Name the funniest single word you could whisper seductively in someone's ear.

The entries so far:
Grandma?
Dingleberry
Spedoinkle
Bubbling
Lubicant
Mastadon
Pregnant
Menstruating
Scabies
Dongle
Wienerschnitzel
Masticate
Vasectomy
Spelunk
Rutebega
Elmo
Toyboat
Jailbait


Oops!

I'd rather be drinking... Oh wait, I *am*!

kippyj


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KateyB wrote:

NO! Don't back up!



LOL

"I love your red hair. It's not very common and YOU are FAR from common." Tom Harris

hazytrader


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My contest continues:

Name the funniest single word you could whisper seductively in someone's ear.

The entries so far:
Grandma?
Dingleberry
Spedoinkle
Bubbling
Lubicant
Mastadon
Pregnant
Bosco
Yahtzee

Get it. Got it? Good.

benderillo


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strike two!

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woot!

BenrobNU


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MrEMeet wrote:

Not the funniest thing to say seductively ... funniest thing to pour on someones head when they are taking a shower... ahhhhh ... college ...



I agree that would be funny, but i was hoping that someone would jump on the Seinfeld reference.

MrEMeet


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odbbull wrote:

oops



i did it again?

raelalt


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Tirdun wrote:Marriage isn't the sex I haven't bathed in days!, KIDS are the sex I haven't bathed in days!.



Exactly, children are the most effective birth control device.

Sometimes I wish I could have made theirs retroactive and I still threaten my son with it.

Being as he is a 21 yr old college football player twice my size, it doesn't have the effect it should.

Ever had one of those days where you just felt like:
BadDay

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Nyah, nyah, na-yah, nyah!

tsveggie


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Stacy2432 wrote:

Steinbrenner



Herpes

rangerlg


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potzertommy wrote:My contest continues:

Name the funniest single word you could whisper seductively in someone's ear.

The entries so far:
Grandma?
Dingleberry
Spedoinkle
Bubbling
Lubicant
Mastadon
Pregnant
Menstruating
Scabies
Dongle
Wienerschnitzel
Masticate
Vasectomy
Spelunk
Rutebega
Elmo
Toyboat
Jailbait



Toenail

TheSpruceDeuce


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tsveggie wrote:



pull my finger

odbbull


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tsveggie wrote:



Lisa

frebitz


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yardbird67 wrote:Or horny guys pretending to be non-horny guys.




Was that irony or sarchasm?

BuckNekid


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BenrobNU wrote:

May I enter Bosco?



Ha! I had a dog named Bosco, so I took this in a way that was probably unintended.....

dcollicott


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hazytrader wrote: My contest continues:

Name the funniest single word you could whisper seductively in someone's ear.

The entries so far:
Grandma?
Dingleberry
Spedoinkle
Bubbling
Lubicant
Mastadon
Pregnant
Bosco
Yahtzee



Webcam

yardbird67


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MrEMeet wrote:

i did it again?

You've been PITTSNOGLED!!!

sarchasm: the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn't get it

BeanDip


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Ishiguro wrote:
My contest continues:

Name the funniest single word you could whisper seductively in someone's ear.

The entries so far:
Grandma?
Dingleberry
Spedoinkle
Bubbling
Lubicant
Mastadon
Pregnant
Menstruating
Scabies
Dongle
Wienerschnitzel
Masticate
Vasectomy
AIDS



Roombaticus

kippyj


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hazytrader wrote: My contest continues:

Name the funniest single word you could whisper seductively in someone's ear.

The entries so far:
Grandma?
Dingleberry
Spedoinkle
Bubbling
Lubicant
Mastadon
Pregnant
Bosco
Yahtzee


badonkadonk

"I love your red hair. It's not very common and YOU are FAR from common." Tom Harris

kenney9226


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"a new item won't come on, until all of these are gone!"

Get out the way, here comes a woot off!

okieinu


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richardemoore wrote:
Floppy!


STFU!!!!!

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BillMcNeal


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ramagram


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benderillo wrote:

strike two!

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lol.. but helpful too

thebat68


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hazytrader wrote: My contest continues:

Name the funniest single word you could whisper seductively in someone's ear.

The entries so far:
Grandma?
Dingleberry
Spedoinkle
Bubbling
Lubicant
Mastadon
Pregnant
Bosco
Yahtzee



Bandolier of Carrots...

yardbird67


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frebitz wrote:


Was that irony or sarchasm?

YES! (ding ding ding)

sarchasm: the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn't get it

jrb4562


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richardemoore wrote:
Oops!


fart bubuls

skevin007


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hazytrader wrote: My contest continues:

Name the funniest single word you could whisper seductively in someone's ear.

The entries so far:
Grandma?
Dingleberry
Spedoinkle
Bubbling
Lubicant
Mastadon
Pregnant
Bosco
Yahtzee



condom-breakage

rockstonic52


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hazytrader wrote: My contest continues:

Name the funniest single word you could whisper seductively in someone's ear.

The entries so far:
Grandma?
Dingleberry
Spedoinkle
Bubbling
Lubicant
Mastadon
Pregnant
Bosco
Yahtzee



bulbous

TomSawyer


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benderillo


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BillMcNeal wrote:



woot!

ramagram


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TheSpruceDeuce wrote:

pull my finger



1 word... sorry that is disqualified

TomSawyer


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SugarRic


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potzertommy wrote:My contest continues:

Name the funniest single word you could whisper seductively in someone's ear.

The entries so far:
Grandma?
Dingleberry
Spedoinkle
Bubbling
Lubicant
Mastadon
Pregnant
Menstruating
Scabies
Dongle
Wienerschnitzel
Masticate
Vasectomy
Spelunk
Rutebega
Elmo
Toyboat
Jailbait



cunnilingus

LAUJOHN


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this one's poopy

benderillo


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TomSawyer wrote:[img]http://www.woot.com/maintenance.gif[img]



forgot the closer.

http://www.woot.com/Forums/languages/en-US/docs/bbcode.aspx

woot!

brianodie


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kippyj wrote:
badonkadonk



talkin about your butt again dream girl?

jrb4562


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[quote user="rockstonic52"]

hunping dogs

jalanwest


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smlauren wrote:



crimsonclay


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potzertommy wrote:My contest continues:

Name the funniest single word you could whisper seductively in someone's ear.

The entries so far:
Grandma?
Dingleberry
Spedoinkle
Bubbling
Lubicant
Mastadon
Pregnant
Menstruating
Scabies
Dongle
Wienerschnitzel
Masticate
Vasectomy
Spelunk
Rutebega
Elmo
Toyboat
Jailbait



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