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SATELLITE
OF
LOVE!

jsc173 wrote:Woof, woof. Is anyone really buying these things? For another $100 you can get a Dell desktop system that does everything this one does and then some.

Ummm... no you can't. Smell's...err... Dell's are cr@p and you aren't going to get all of the ICEBOX capabilities in a Dell box.

I actually have one of these in my kitchen. One of the best purchases I've made in the last year or two.

Ahh i ummm own like 3 of these things and its like the coolest ever. They do my laundry was my car clean my house and ummmmm drive to work for me and do my job. Yeah thats it this machine is a miracle worker. Now that i told everyone i guess i wont be the only one to own three of them. darn

sdblair wrote:The only thing Westinghouse ever made that didn't suck:

They made (and still do I think) nuclear reactors for submarines. I think its good the quality control team spends more time over there.

I just want to honestly thank everyone who has purchased this item. I assume they are all benevolent, charitable individuals who are willing to sacrifice for the good of the woot-off - because I can't imagine anyone who would actually be interested in spending $400 to clutter their kitchen with what is quite possibly the most useless item ever seen on woot. (OK, usb lock device not included)



/Speechless
//Doesn't even need to say it.
///OK, OK, "Worst Woot, Ever!"

qwertyasd wrote:Does anyone know 64 suckers?

Yeah but it will cost you to get their names.

piece of crizznap, foo

brettm73 wrote:

Whooaaah a picture of bread on the screen while making BREAD in the kitchen...AMAZING!!!

...AND look how hot your wife/girlfriend is USING it...washable keyboard in case things get CRAZY FUNKY in the kitchen!!! BUY BUY BUY!!!

My wife's not that hot.

this woot is poopy

cstatman wrote:

haha, i love that game! you know you can shoot down helicopters?

Come on people it isn't that terrible -- I would make a nice TV in the kitchen , Watch DVDs , need to check something quick on the Internet ..

I saw it listed for about $1596 Retail ...

johnhag wrote:SATELLITE
OF
LOVE!

I miss Sound Board Midnite Rider

MelanieMarie wrote:

lol!

You are old enough to have a DAUGHTER....imagine my shock!!

This W00t STINKS and I DON'T LIKE IT!

who is the glorious sacrificial soul who bought 2!!!!!!!!!!

Calash wrote:I LIKE COCOLATE MILK!!!!!!!!


Can I have some cocolate milk??????

oh my... you seem awful excited over chocolate milk...

Someone post the picture of the cat "Ill clean myself from now on" !

YES, now I can control my microwave oven from my clock radio!!!

nosbig22 wrote:entertainment?? I don't think so... this is gonna take toooo long... I mean really, windows CE????

Windows CE (do not make anymore);
IE 5.5 (current version 7.0);
Flash 6.0 (current version 9.0)
Composite video input;
ANALOG TV tuner;
PCMCIA card (old technolnogy)

Based upon the $1400 price at beyondconnectedhome, I do not doubt that this is a good price. I DO doubt that this is a good buy.

"beyondconnectedhome"?

More like "beyondmycomprehensionwhyanyonewouldbuythisthing"

Cherrypicker wrote:Latest update for this puppy is from Feb 2005. Nothing new since. Here's what the FAQ is about the upgrade.
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Your new iCEBOX includes the following additional features and enhancements:

Beyond Smart Appliance Coffee Maker support
Added the ability to control the Beyond Smart Appliance Coffee Maker. Using the My Kitchen mode, you can add a coffee maker, and then get status, brew now, and set weekly brewing schedules.

Oh. In THAT case, I'm buying THREE and highly recommend everyone do the same. We can't live without this feature.

jmunger wrote:

My wife's not that hot.

put a bag on her head then

What the barleycord is this thing??

Whatever it is, I better buy 3 quick before they run out.

You'd be well-advised to do the same.

I'm talking to you Pancho.

Is it Roomba compatable?

spsmartguy wrote:

Won't sell

Ebay has the newer flip screen model. I am guessing woot is selling the old junk!!

Arideth wrote:Actually, this is a perfectly ribs idea... the only two problems with this machine as I see it is that it's not designed to flip upside down and mount under a cabinet and that the screen is simply too small.

Maybe the rest of you are single or something, but my wife and I have been wanting to build a touchscreen kitchen computer for awhile now... this ALMOST fits the bill.

I would say that 90% of the people on here are single

mmmbeerme wrote:Whatever, I bet in less than 2 years she'll be in Maxim, Stuff or Playboy!

Resubscribing ASAP!!!

ribs

MelanieMarie wrote:ok, time for a snack? can I get anybody anything?

Ya, um let see, how about a iced tea and some chili cheese fritos, thanks!!!

ryanbarnaby wrote:who is the glorious sacrificial soul who bought 2!!!!!!!!!!

Probably someone who is going to sell 1 for twice the price and keep the other for free. ;)

Would buy one of these once they upgrade the connections a little more

jsc173 wrote:Woof, woof. Is anyone really buying these things? For another $100 you can get a Dell desktop system that does everything this one does and then some.

Is the keyboard on the dell washable?
Does it run an advanced op system like CE?
Does it have a touch screen?
Is it white?
Does it suck?

johnhag wrote:This W00t STINKS and I DON'T LIKE IT!

please do not let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

Thank you.

I got a V-tech like this for my birthday..... i was 12.

mffnike wrote:First of all, woot doesn't owe us anything.

Secondly, all you whiners and complainers talking about 'omg woot's dead, woot k(i)lla, what do I do, wahhhh, wottcott, woot sucks'

STFU. seriously. This thing is selling a little slower than the wine but not that bad, so take a deep breath, talk to someone not on a PC, and come back in a few.

Must be some kind of religious fanatic.

johnhag wrote:This W00t STINKS and I DON'T LIKE IT!

Well, if you don't like it, fluush it down the toilet and go ribs yours Mother

okieinu wrote:

OMG...shut up already.

YES! shes in mah kitchen makin me bread right now

Damn i hungury...