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Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker were having one of their little father and son chats – with lightsabers drawn and sparks flying.

Vader pinned Luke against a bulkhead and glared into his face, “I know what you're getting for Christmas, Luke,” he said, “Ohhh, yes! I know!”

Luke fought himself free and jumped to a higher platform just out of Vader's reach. “How do you know what I’m getting for Christmas?” Luke yelled at him.

Darth Vader shot Luke an icy glare and said, “The force is with me... I felt your presents.”



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Two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree.

After hours of sub zero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde finally turned to the other and said, “I've had it. I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!”



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King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites. His last valuable possession was the Star of Euphrates, the most valuable diamond in the ancient world.

Desperate, he went to Croesus, the pawnbroker, to ask for a loan.

Croesus said, "I'll give you 100,000 dinars for it."

"But I paid a million dinars for it," the King protested. "Don't you know who I am? I am the king!"

Croesus replied, "When you wish to pawn a Star, it makes no difference who you are."

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KikiinMud wrote:King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites. His last valuable possession was the Star of Euphrates, the most valuable diamond in the ancient world.

Desperate, he went to Croesus, the pawnbroker, to ask for a loan.

Croesus said, "I'll give you 100,000 dinars for it."

"But I paid a million dinars for it," the King protested. "Don't you know who I am? I am the king!"

Croesus replied, "When you wish to pawn a Star, it makes no difference who you are."



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terrimeyers wrote:*Groan*


Sorry, maybe you'll like this one better

Back in the days of the Soviet Union, there was a Russian commissar arguing with his wife over whether the precipitation outside was rain or snow. After a little while they went to their neighbor, who decided the matter for them. The husband, quite smug, said I told you so. His concluding remark was: "Rudolf, the red, knows rain, dear.


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Nope, nothing at all weird about this singing animal Christmas video



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It's a reach but if you listen carefully, you can hear Jingle Bells from these microwaves



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Fun Music Video: Can't Wrap This



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Cute Doggie Christmas Surprise



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For Dname...



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My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

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neyfam2000 wrote:Woot!--going from "Deal-a-day" to "Site-a-day"

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ThunderThighs wrote:video



I love me some me!!!


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LOL

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LOL!!! Thanks!

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White Christmas, anyone?



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Christmas Light Shows



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