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SkekTek wrote:Okay... I'm gonna soil it something fierce!

AIAIAIAAIA!!!



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openspace wrote:hello ... lurker! ...I am ready for the humps!



Today's pants smell like:
Not sure if you should post that? This slightly-nsfw-flowchart will help.

Schrobblehead


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PemberDucky wrote:I...pooped....FOUR miles yesterday... 'cause I don't ... feel...right...



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Schrobblehead wrote:



YAY! Schrobble posted! Not gone after all!!!!

Schrobblehead


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SkekTek wrote:YAY! Schrobble posted! Not gone after all!!!!



not gone entirely.

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eHalcyon wrote:I want a three-way...
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Schrobblehead


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dekonstruct wrote:I like it quick and dirty.

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SkekTek wrote: in the middle of big job. Taking 10 minutes off... Thinking of... wiping a hole. I dunno...

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pooflady wrote:Whoa! The ... just retracted itself.

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SkekTek wrote:This is a 3-year-old 15 incher
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daj59 wrote:Probably shouldn't rub it in jerky before you put it in there.


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zea3 wrote:If I... grip ...for too long it starts to tingle and go numb...I'll PM the details.



Today's pants smell like:
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no1 wrote:Nice...rhythmic thrusting motion...


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no1


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terrimeyers wrote:good evening zea. How'd the family photo turn out?


zea3 wrote:They are so hideous...!


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zea3 wrote:I have children, 2 of which are teenage boys. It takes a lot to provoke a smack from me!



However, I could warm up to the idea!

no1


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zea3 wrote:However, I could warm up to the idea!



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no1 wrote:Ms. Time,

How will you ever stand the goo?


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SkekTek wrote:Longer issues: Back up back up back up!


That's what she said.

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no1


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killingtime wrote:Needless to say, I am cranky



Understandable.

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killingtime wrote:At times - yes, I do.


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dontwantaname wrote:I don't know what the hell is going on down there.



That's what she said. Sigh.

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cdcummings12 wrote:It's too bad I no longer live with my mother.


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killingtime wrote:If they were white ... I'd be freaked out.
...if you hide it under their body while you are holding them, it makes it easier.


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killingtime wrote:If they were white ... I'd be freaked out.
...if you hide it under their body while you are holding them, it makes it easier.


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pooflady wrote:I'm about to turn it on.



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zea3 wrote:Does it have a squirting Spiderman on top?
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dontwantaname wrote:She wanted me to use my boobies to commit a crime!



dontwantaname wrote:I refused, so she did it herself.



dontwantaname wrote:After some half dressed young thing flirted with him for it. He took a picture of it for her and gave it to me!!!



dontwantaname wrote:But, luckly, he kept moving around...



dontwantaname wrote:Did you buy condoms?



Never does one original post yield so many quotes.

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killingtime wrote:They were HUGE! I was shocked! The other appendage failed similar expectation.


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dontwantaname wrote:I was on total nice but not flirty mode. The flirty girls didn't get it. He must get flirty all the time.


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pooflady wrote:No. Now every time I just happen to notice a nice package, I'll wonder if it's real.



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Josephus wrote:this could get really long.

Schrobblehead


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SkekTek wrote:I just came up with the singularly most brilliant idea...Absolutely friggin genius. It's called Martian Menage... I'm gonna take EVERY animal I have EVER done...put them in the...behind...and finish with some interstellar splatter..YAY!



This is so, so, so, so, so, so wrong. I shouldn't even post this. Too late.

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Schrobblehead wrote:..something disgusting I wanted to post weeks ago, but I was too ashamed. Somehow the shame went away... I've been laying a co-worker out of the office for 5 months. I've been covering the whole time. Finally Friday a new person...



zing...

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peglegwookie wrote:Here you go 50 somthing year old fuddy duddys on woot! This one is for you!



ooh...so 50 is now the new 30 as in never trust anyone UNDER the age of 50...freakin whippersnappers!

bad wookie...it's always the quiet and hairy ones isn't it...

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

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sisterC wrote:ooh...so 50 is now the new 30 as in never trust anyone UNDER the age of 50...freakin whippersnappers!

bad wookie...it's always the quiet and hairy ones isn't it...



You better hide good wookie!

Thanks for posting his real view sisterC

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no1


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Just because I hardly ever quote Lady Poof.

pooflady wrote:Yes, it's 99 inches long.
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dontwantaname


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no1 wrote:Just because I hardly ever quote Lady Poof.



Fear the Poof.

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PemberDucky wrote:In actuality, I'm good at what I do when I'm not hopelessly distracted.


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