no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1
SkekTek wrote:Okay... I'm gonna soil it something fierce!

AIAIAIAAIA!!!



PemberDucky


quality posts: 41 Private Messages PemberDucky

Staff

openspace wrote:hello ... lurker! ...I am ready for the humps!




-----------------------------------------------
Not sure if you should post that? This slightly-nsfw-flowchart will help.

Schrobblehead


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Schrobblehead
PemberDucky wrote:I...pooped....FOUR miles yesterday... 'cause I don't ... feel...right...



I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek
Schrobblehead wrote:



YAY! Schrobble posted! Not gone after all!!!!

Schrobblehead


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Schrobblehead
SkekTek wrote:YAY! Schrobble posted! Not gone after all!!!!



not gone entirely.

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

PemberDucky


quality posts: 41 Private Messages PemberDucky

Staff

eHalcyon wrote:I want a three-way...

-----------------------------------------------
Not sure if you should post that? This slightly-nsfw-flowchart will help.

Schrobblehead


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Schrobblehead

.

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

JoeDeeDee


quality posts: 1 Private Messages JoeDeeDee
dekonstruct wrote:I like it quick and dirty.

HiddenIdentity


quality posts: 0 Private Messages HiddenIdentity
SkekTek wrote: in the middle of big job. Taking 10 minutes off... Thinking of... wiping a hole. I dunno...

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 541 Private Messages ThunderThighs

Staff

pooflady wrote:Whoa! The ... just retracted itself.


Customer Service: support@woot.com ••• Allow 1-2 business days for response.
••• ► Woot's Return Policy
◄ ••• ► Did you check your spam/junk folders for a CS reply?
CANCEL?? How to cancel your order in the first 15 minutes!! - except Woot-Offs & expedited orders

dontwantaname


quality posts: 13 Private Messages dontwantaname

Volunteer Moderator

bump

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1
SkekTek wrote:This is a 3-year-old 15 incher

no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1
daj59 wrote:Probably shouldn't rub it in jerky before you put it in there.


PemberDucky


quality posts: 41 Private Messages PemberDucky

Staff

zea3 wrote:If I... grip ...for too long it starts to tingle and go numb...I'll PM the details.




-----------------------------------------------
Not sure if you should post that? This slightly-nsfw-flowchart will help.

SailorButterfly


quality posts: 14 Private Messages SailorButterfly
no1 wrote:Nice...rhythmic thrusting motion...


----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The "Most Awesome Butterfly-Sailor Hybrid on Woot"

no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1
terrimeyers wrote:good evening zea. How'd the family photo turn out?


zea3 wrote:They are so hideous...!


zea3


quality posts: 0 Private Messages zea3
zea3 wrote:I have children, 2 of which are teenage boys. It takes a lot to provoke a smack from me!



However, I could warm up to the idea!

no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1
zea3 wrote:However, I could warm up to the idea!



gwp


quality posts: 0 Private Messages gwp
no1 wrote:Ms. Time,

How will you ever stand the goo?


no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1
SkekTek wrote:Longer issues: Back up back up back up!


That's what she said.

no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1
killingtime wrote:Needless to say, I am cranky



Understandable.

gwp


quality posts: 0 Private Messages gwp
killingtime wrote:At times - yes, I do.


no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1
dontwantaname wrote:I don't know what the hell is going on down there.



That's what she said. Sigh.

gwp


quality posts: 0 Private Messages gwp
cdcummings12 wrote:It's too bad I no longer live with my mother.


gwp


quality posts: 0 Private Messages gwp
killingtime wrote:If they were white ... I'd be freaked out.
...if you hide it under their body while you are holding them, it makes it easier.


gwp


quality posts: 0 Private Messages gwp
killingtime wrote:If they were white ... I'd be freaked out.
...if you hide it under their body while you are holding them, it makes it easier.


no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1
pooflady wrote:I'm about to turn it on.



no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1
zea3 wrote:Does it have a squirting Spiderman on top?

gwp


quality posts: 0 Private Messages gwp
dontwantaname wrote:She wanted me to use my boobies to commit a crime!



dontwantaname wrote:I refused, so she did it herself.



dontwantaname wrote:After some half dressed young thing flirted with him for it. He took a picture of it for her and gave it to me!!!



dontwantaname wrote:But, luckly, he kept moving around...



dontwantaname wrote:Did you buy condoms?



Never does one original post yield so many quotes.

gwp


quality posts: 0 Private Messages gwp
killingtime wrote:They were HUGE! I was shocked! The other appendage failed similar expectation.


gwp


quality posts: 0 Private Messages gwp
dontwantaname wrote:I was on total nice but not flirty mode. The flirty girls didn't get it. He must get flirty all the time.


dontwantaname


quality posts: 13 Private Messages dontwantaname

Volunteer Moderator

pooflady wrote:No. Now every time I just happen to notice a nice package, I'll wonder if it's real.



WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

HiddenIdentity


quality posts: 0 Private Messages HiddenIdentity
Josephus wrote:this could get really long.

Schrobblehead


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Schrobblehead
SkekTek wrote:I just came up with the singularly most brilliant idea...Absolutely friggin genius. It's called Martian Menage... I'm gonna take EVERY animal I have EVER done...put them in the...behind...and finish with some interstellar splatter..YAY!



This is so, so, so, so, so, so wrong. I shouldn't even post this. Too late.

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek
Schrobblehead wrote:..something disgusting I wanted to post weeks ago, but I was too ashamed. Somehow the shame went away... I've been laying a co-worker out of the office for 5 months. I've been covering the whole time. Finally Friday a new person...



zing...

sisterC


quality posts: 0 Private Messages sisterC
peglegwookie wrote:Here you go 50 somthing year old fuddy duddys on woot! This one is for you!



ooh...so 50 is now the new 30 as in never trust anyone UNDER the age of 50...freakin whippersnappers!

bad wookie...it's always the quiet and hairy ones isn't it...

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

dontwantaname


quality posts: 13 Private Messages dontwantaname

Volunteer Moderator

sisterC wrote:ooh...so 50 is now the new 30 as in never trust anyone UNDER the age of 50...freakin whippersnappers!

bad wookie...it's always the quiet and hairy ones isn't it...



You better hide good wookie!

Thanks for posting his real view sisterC

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1

Just because I hardly ever quote Lady Poof.

pooflady wrote:Yes, it's 99 inches long.

dontwantaname


quality posts: 13 Private Messages dontwantaname

Volunteer Moderator

no1 wrote:Just because I hardly ever quote Lady Poof.



Fear the Poof.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

2thFairy


quality posts: 2 Private Messages 2thFairy
PemberDucky wrote:In actuality, I'm good at what I do when I'm not hopelessly distracted.