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klswoot wrote:Robert...I'm late...


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nothing salacious or humorous, i just thought it was interesting.

no1 wrote:i thought charter membership qualification is by when you made your first purchase, not by original join date. I haven't seen when the 5000th charter member bought their first item.



ncdave wrote:That would be me, #5000. On 9/17/2004 I bought a Microsoft MN-700 Wireless 802.11g 4 Port Router. :-)


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Schrobblehead wrote:disks of acid on brain dead frogs


perhaps not a band name, but a CD title.

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ncdave wrote:That would be me, #5000. On 9/17/2004 I bought a Microsoft MN-700 Wireless 802.11g 4 Port Router. :-)



September 17 is my birthday.

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eHalcyon wrote:September 17 is my birthday.




How old?

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dontwantaname wrote:How old?



I'm turning 20 next month.

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eHalcyon wrote:I'm turning 20 next month.



Don't tell her THAT! She'll lure you to NY and lock you in her basement.

dontwantaname wrote:That is tiny. I liked the big the best.
I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

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Schrobblehead wrote:Don't tell her THAT! She'll lure you to NY and lock you in her basement.



how would he get past the border patrol?

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Josephus wrote:Once you have her trapped, it is simply a matter of putting ...to her



no1 wrote:josephus probably...burns chinchillas alive.



PemberDucky wrote:I'm sure a nubile...like yours could be used for so many more important things.



Schrobblehead wrote:exacerbated by a boston terrier named Duncan who decided he had to....on my legs all day.



no1 wrote:i'm a twelve year old girl looking for companionship with an older man.





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SailorButterfly wrote:



ahaha...a MONTAGE!


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pooflady wrote:Nooooooooooooooooooooooo

Edit: Okay again.
put that $%$#^ in my %&$^?

Edit: Nooooooooooo. What's going on? It comes and goes.


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Schrobblehead wrote:I've always... seemed a bit feminine.


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dontwantaname wrote:
I have monkeys.
I have a camera.
Even hubby is now saying, you should have brought a monkey. He still pretends he isn't with me when I do.




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kenney9226 wrote:I'm free...To...Come on...my grandaddy...Any old time
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cruzer wrote:WOOHOO! get off an hour early today. doing happy dance.



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heard around mr. clinton's office?

SkekTek wrote:I'm not entering until later today... wife is doing bill



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no1 wrote: oddly enough, it worked about 95% of the time.... mrs. 1 liked to call me "...hung"



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nothing to see here, just time for a digest post.

pooflady wrote:Husband and I have both discovered that the day after we **** ... we're both blah. Evidently as you get older, it takes a while to recover.



AZGman wrote:Yeah . . . ****ing ... can be exhausting.



zea3 wrote:Sometimes you need an enema ... !



pooflady wrote:Every once in a while you get a freebie. And it feels good.


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FenStar wrote:Well, the problem is getting the wood ...



KtCallista wrote:Find an older lady (try a local church) ... you might get lucky...


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dontwantaname wrote:Well, a smack is as good as a yes!


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dontwantaname wrote:Is his **** that big, or is it just the angle?



terrimeyers wrote: look at the size of the feet.

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dontwantaname wrote:You make me feel like a natural women.



no1 wrote:You're welcome.



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LightningDeals wrote:Now I'm hungry.

...What should I eat...?



sisterC wrote:my family
my furries
...






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Josephus wrote:I'm hoping for a 3 way...

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no1 wrote:I think if it was smaller it might get lost.



no1 wrote:that's what she said. sigh.




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SkekTek wrote:I love the other thread.

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Josephus wrote:I'm hoping for a 3 way...

and the tooth fairy is gonna leave a million dollars under my pillow

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Raining wrote:Josephus wrote:I'm hoping for a 3 way...

and the tooth fairy is gonna leave a million dollars under my pillow



Am not!
That money is mine, biotch!!

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no1 wrote:I like 'em crunchy on the outside with a juicy, chewy center.



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dontwantaname wrote:he beat me



ms. name, perhaps you should consider calling the authorities.

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JoeDeeDee wrote:oooo, that's scary when you start thinking like no1.



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superspryte wrote:Your mouth did nothing ^_~


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pooflady wrote:I'm confused about "its own juice."


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no1 wrote:ms. name, perhaps you should consider calling the authorities.



It was you, you fool!

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
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dontwantaname wrote:It was you, you fool!



... yes ... and?

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no1 wrote:... yes ... and?



OK, give me your address, so I know where to send them.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
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dontwantaname wrote:OK, give me your address, so I know where to send them.



Las Vegas, NV. Ask for Tony.

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no1 wrote:i like how i gots ants cummin' out o' my 'gina!
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no1 wrote:Las Vegas, NV. Ask for Tony.



I totally work for that guy! Great benefits! Here's a random quote!

SkekTek wrote:
but I just can't see putting it in my mouth.

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SkekTek wrote:I need ... to come ... I am entering ... an artist I love, and that's where my spare time is going this weekend.