SnifferSir


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terrimeyers wrote:duct tape can be fun ;)



brody6297 wrote:Yes it can - you just have to have someone who wants to play.
Call me masochistic... But I wish 'STUPID' was painful !!

HiddenIdentity


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pooflady wrote:Sounds like you're more into ***ing than ***king. Opposite of me. Doesn't seem like my **ked stuff ever turns out right. ***kies are either ****p or ***t, the opposite of what they're supposed to be. ****s are lopsided. Except for ***s. I'm pretty good at ***s.

no1


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kizat wrote:thank you so much for all the info... I'm going to definitely give the lemon/onion thing a try



sounds like a crime against nature.

dontwantaname


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HiddenIdentity wrote:



You better hide from Poof!


WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

pooflady


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dontwantaname wrote:You better hide from Poof!



Hell no, I'm trying to fill in the blanks.


dontwantaname


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pooflady wrote:Hell no, I'm trying to fill in the blanks.



Just click on your name in the post and you will go back to the original post.

Why does Rusty think I am his entrainment?


WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

pooflady


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dontwantaname wrote:Just click on your name in the post and you will go back to the original post.

Why does Rusty think I am his entrainment?



No, I meant fill in the blanks with something besides what I said.

He thinks you're his entertainment because that's what you've been doing for him since he met you. Same as my grandkids. Big mistake.


brody6297


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no1 wrote:sounds like a crime against nature.



Hey - don't knock it until you try it!

Momisms: "Don't chew with your mouth full."

gwp


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no1 wrote:like ms. killingtime, i prefer not to bathe


no1


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iris420 wrote:I'm a yeti.



JoeDeeDee


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kizat wrote:your pants make me hungry every day.

no1


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man that charity thread is all screwed up! anyhoo here is a post from that thread ... no silly out-of-context word-dropping ... no humor content ... no particular significance ... not a topic of recent conversation or anything ... just quoted randomly.

AlienResearchGrpHome wrote:Hi –

I am logged on as ARGH but I am his sister and mother of the beautiful boy that appears many times on this site. What you did not know, as he intended it that way, is that my brother had Spinal Muscular Atrophy (SMA) as well. He adored his niece and nephews and it broke his heart to know that Lucien would face many of the same challenges as he had. We lost my incredible brother on June 10th to complications of SMA and we miss him terribly. The woot fun, the crazy contests, and especially the community was a big part of his life for quite some time. It is so touching to peek on here periodically and see you unknowingly honoring him the way you have by keeping the SMA charity thread alive. Thank you and blessings to you all.

Christie
kadence3600@sbcglobal.net

PS I would post an updated picture but I am not near as savvy as my brother and do not know how. If you are want to, e-mail me and I will send one to be posted.



don't know why the ordering is so screwy, but it currently appears on page 26 or so.

HiddenIdentity


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Josephus wrote: I started off with "boobie squeezin' ", it couldn't get any better...

Josephus


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that was quick!

HiddenIdentity


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Josephus wrote:that was quick!



Josephus


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HiddenIdentity wrote:that was quick!



-that's what she said!

SkekTek


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dontwantaname wrote:He likes to sleep inside... which seems to be a doggie trait.



HiddenIdentity


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Josephus wrote:to actually **** stuff that is that small is hellishly difficult to do on purpose.

HiddenIdentity


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dontwantaname wrote:I can't tell if he is h***y. He is a little too big to **** in the house.

brody6297


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Josephus wrote:Despite my being a complete moron, I sent you a PM.



dontwantaname wrote:Me too.

Not the moron part, the PM part.

Joe can be a moron for both of us.


Momisms: "Don't chew with your mouth full."

HiddenIdentity


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PemberDucky wrote:I am ****ing a nice shirt today. Everybody's all, "Woo!"

SkekTek


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Josephus


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SkekTek wrote:



It's Eye-Gor and Abby!

HiddenIdentity


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pooflady wrote:I'll bet you're doing what I don't do until after the first of the year - cleaning out f***s.

HiddenIdentity


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Josephus wrote:
IT'S TOO BIG. THAT'LL NEVER FIT IN HERE.




SkekTek wrote:IT'S NOT HOW BIG THE ****ERS BUT HOW THEY'RE USED

HiddenIdentity


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JoeDeeDee wrote:I want some t*ts with ketchup right now!!!

JoeDeeDee


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HiddenIdentity


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Josephus wrote:man, they f*** a lot.

Schrobblehead


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SkekTek wrote:I LOVE COCK



We always knew, but does your wife?

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

SkekTek


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Schrobblehead wrote:We always knew, but does your wife?



I love my... yeah.

SkekTek


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Josephus wrote:I'm not being critical, just spouting off...



HiddenIdentity


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Josephus wrote:my memory is gone! I've searched quite extensively, and it just doesn't exist any more.

HiddenIdentity


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SkekTek wrote:I've had a ***** the last four weeks. Tempted to stick a ***k down my throat and scratch...

ARRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!

LP

HiddenIdentity


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PemberDucky wrote:Oh...I have "butt glue"!

PemberDucky


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Staff

HiddenIdentity wrote:



Apparently we don't even need ellipses anymore!


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Not sure if you should post that? This slightly-nsfw-flowchart will help.

HiddenIdentity


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SkekTek wrote: My **** was frozen shut yesterday, and I had to do the un-glamorous "enter-from-the-side" thing...

SnifferSir


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AZGman wrote:They call me the Pastrami Whisperer . . .



AZGman wrote:Yes, I am the Alpha meat.
Call me masochistic... But I wish 'STUPID' was painful !!

HiddenIdentity


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Josephus wrote: I could see that it needs f****ing. no f****ing = loose **** blowin the ****. I couldn't reach the ***- so there's about 10 linear foot that's loose, but held down by the part I nailed lower down. I'm just sure that a strong **** is gonna get under there and pull all my ****s out.



FenStar wrote:hire a pro.

SkekTek


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DA59 wrote:Is that the one where they do it with the dental floss -- that's what it looks like anyway.



realitytwist


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qwertyuiop001 wrote:If she gets an old cat, she's gonna have to go through this again pretty soon.


friends are just enemies who don't have the guts to kill you