killingtime wrote: I wouldn't send my friend to some random dude's van.

SkekTek wrote:I have a real nice one I'm ready to whip on an unsuspecting audience. Might be a bit artsy for the general woot crowd though.

I wanted to play with it to see if I might want one. So far, the answer is no. It is small and handy though.

Josephus wrote:would it kill you not to pee on the floor?

no1 wrote:when you gotta go you gotta go.

trying to pee on the ceiling was a bad idea.

pooflady wrote:I wanted to play with it to see if I might want one. So far, the answer is no. It is small and handy though.

If you're a little kid expecting a happy puppy movie, "Marley & Me" could cause serious trauma requiring hours of therapy and several scoops of ice cream to repair.

cruzer wrote:you can do it as soon as the monday night game starts.

cruzer wrote:just as a reminder tonight!

PemberDucky wrote:I look like I'm sprouting a horn.

dontwantaname wrote:... I get up, I just don't stay up.

dontwantaname wrote:Lets see how long it takes for someone to quote that in the other thread.

I'd say "Longer than one would have thought", but somebody would quote that.


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gwp wrote:Longer than one would have thought

Sorry. I just had to.

dontwantaname wrote:I have a blurry body.

PemberDucky wrote:I can feel it!

that's what she said.

dontwantaname wrote:You OWE me a picture! Stop hiding and send it!!!
Life 2would be so much easier if you just let me send you a Christmas card.
I'm telling you...little girls like them!

Maybe he'll throw you a bone when she's older, like this.

Not really a quote, but this belongs here;

Sometimes I sit and ... all day. ... I ... slowly slowly slowly.. once I get to ...ing its getting hard to stop... faster faster it is so exciting, I could ... forever, i could ... until I drop

pooflady wrote:I gave you one earlier.

DA59 wrote:All cleaned up and heading out for a good one.

I'm gonna get to use my lap in my car while looking at Woohoo!

Doesn't take much to get me excited!

DA59 wrote: The lady didn't run screaming out of the room which I always consider a good thing.

cruzer wrote:well, since you haven't had so much **** in the past three years the ***** is going to be hard and it's not going to soak as much **** up so it's going to run off into the ******s and cause f****ing of the ***s and then it'll get above ****** level and then you'll have some major *****ing.

DA59 wrote:At ***k now. The lady **ing the *** didn't run screaming out of the room or call 911 which I always consider a good *** any time I'm *** the **r.

It's ***ing. It's cold. It ***s

Josephus wrote:I can see the *** coming at you, won't be terribly long.

Josephus wrote:I always loved those when I was a kid. never learned to beat it, though apparently you can.

dontwantaname wrote:We are wet. Very wet.

pooflady wrote:Ordered a new...husband...size has to be bigger...length has to be longer.

Girl gotta do what a girl gotta do.

mwiseman wrote:Girl gotta do what a girl gotta do.

excellent.

mwiseman wrote:Girl gotta do what a girl gotta do.

///sitting by mailbox///

dontwantaname wrote:FINE, YOU CAUGHT ME!

I HAD THEM IN THE HOUSE BECAUSE A DR SAID TO **** THEM.
BUT NOW I'M ****ING FISH! UGH!

joyner wrote:I do have...a...really killer pair...They are beautiful!!!

bkarney wrote:Oh as an update on the Iguana problem, well, it's no longer a problem. Turns out that the maintenance guy we recently hired at the Condo, real nice dude from Haiti, actually LIKES to eat them.... ugh!! But hey, two birds one stone kinda thing...he gets fed and I can stop pelting them with my slingshot!

no1 wrote:monster phallus

no1 wrote:... monster phallus?

Ummm, you gettin' Poof's mail?

mwiseman wrote:Ummm, you gettin' Poof's mail?

So that's where it went!

SkekTek wrote:It's here, and it's a bit huge

SkekTek wrote:Of course, we're getting 6 more inches tonight

pooflady wrote:So that's where it went!

DA59 wrote:Slept better until the pool **cked on about 3am. It was blowing the basket at one end. Happens when it's windy and it was windy. Get up go outside (F****ING!) but no, it's ok. Go to the bathroom then back to bed. Five minutes later I Get up, wiggle the handle and back to bed. I wake up to the toilet self-f****ing. Sigh.

DA59 wrote:I think ... the flapper ... landed wrong last night. It seems ok this morning.

KtCallista wrote: I've got a pan I bought for boiling skulls