HiddenIdentity


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pooflady wrote:Yeah, Cruzer is the biggest!

KtCallista


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pooflady wrote:I remember my first one. I could hardly get to sleep that night.
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arcsus


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no1 wrote:penile implants



Was this the quality post?

terrimeyers


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arcsus wrote:I'm beginning to think my...virginity is going to be a good thing to have.

Thanks SS for my new togs!

arcsus


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KtCallista wrote:OUCH, WHY DO CHILDREN THINK THEY MUST PUSH BONEY BITS OF THEIR BODY INTO YOUR SOFT TISSUE BEFORE THEY TELL YOU WHAT THEY WANT?



Funny, but true.

no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1
KtCallista wrote:WELL I THINK IT'S BEEN AT LEAST A WEEK SINCE I'VE BEEN *U**ED, SO THAT WORKS FOR ME!

arcsus


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KtCallista wrote:I'M FEELIN' RATHER SPECIAL

SkekTek


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no1 wrote:i get tom off!

Josephus


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DA59 wrote:Doing it is bad enough. Doing it at feeding time? Wow.

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus
no1 wrote:switch hands for a while. m________e with the left hand. let the right arm rest a bit.

HiddenIdentity


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Schrobblehead wrote:...BUT CAN YOU BREAK 40 MPH WINDS IN A TENT?

HiddenIdentity


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PemberDucky wrote:I ALWAYS BITE INTO A FRIGID MIDDLE.

HiddenIdentity


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SkekTek wrote:10 SECONDS IN MICROWAVE TRANSFORMS A ***** TO AN EXPERIENCE.

no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1
DA59 wrote:Me! me! **ck me!



Schrobblehead


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arcsus wrote:SO I JUST WENT TO SQUIRT A GENEROUS DOLLOP OF EASY CHEESE ONTO A CHOCOLATE FUDGE POPTART...
I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

HiddenIdentity


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eHalcyon wrote:Stopping by to say...

I've had four exams so far.

I got one hour of sleep for my first exam.

I didn't get any sleep for the second exam because I was too sore, but I was feeling more confident about hiding my "aids".

I got about four hours of sleep last night. For the exam I had this morning, I didn't bother ****ing at all. But I was more cautious for the exam I had this afternoon.

I think the exams have been relatively ok so far. The one I have tomorrow is the scariest for me. I expect it to be so horrible that I'm not going to get much sleep tonight either, if any...

And then I have one more exam on Thursday, which I don't look forward to either.



HiddenIdentity


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SkekTek wrote:I GET IT SHIPPED, YES.

I USUALLY GET 10 POUNDS AT A TIME...

AND THAW/GRIND A LITTLE AT A TIME.

YES, I CAN GET IT AND SHIP IT WHEN I'M OUT DOING... RESEARCH.



ThunderThighs


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pooflady wrote:Is he good?


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PemberDucky


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kdccrosby wrote:cute - but I would probably have a hard time getting it back out...! sure is tiny

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PemberDucky


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dontwantaname wrote:I'm considering...weed.

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no1


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dontwantaname wrote:I wanna get laid

KtCallista


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no1 wrote:



That didn't take long.

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no1


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KtCallista wrote:That didn't take long.



that's what she said.


sigh.

dontwantaname


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no1 wrote:



SMACK//




WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

HiddenIdentity


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kdccrosby wrote:I'm an artist. the person wanted a **** exactly like a picture, I would do some sort of sketch - cuts down on the misunderstandings!

I loved making ****s, but it takes up every weekend. I got burned out and hardly **** ***s at all anymore. I think I'm finally starting to get over the burnout - 5 years later.

kdccrosby


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SailorButterfly


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PemberDucky wrote:
I HOPE MY HUSBAND'S DREADFUL ---CK IS NEXT!



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The "Most Awesome Butterfly-Sailor Hybrid on Woot"

HiddenIdentity


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PemberDucky wrote:SO SLEEPY BECAUSE I'M ****ING!

ThunderThighs


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pooflady wrote://wondering//
six-inch ***** or five ****?





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dontwantaname


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DA59 wrote:



Brave?
or death wish?

Which is it? She who misquotes Poof.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

Moondragon


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kylemittskus wrote:the simple answer: yes... nice back end...


SkekTek


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Lok'tar ogar

Schrobblehead


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kenney9226 wrote:...MY ...PRIVATES DID NOT WIN THE...DERBY...



It's probably because you entered at six o'clock instead of midnight.

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

HiddenIdentity


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KtCallista wrote://sigh I suppose I'm destined to be ****ed today, durn ****ers and their dirty ****s. . . . . . .

Of course I haven't been ****ed in a while, maybe I'm overdo?. . . .



arcsus wrote:who ****ed you?



KtCallista wrote:sadly, no body yet, not even No1. . . . .

guess I'll have to try harder. . . .



KtCallista wrote:
PS I'm on f***book with most of the ****ers too. . . .



KtCallista


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kdccrosby wrote:I got busy . . . shocker I know



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SkekTek


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DA59 wrote:Oh. Uhm. You throw it until you feel better?


no1


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dontwantaname wrote:
... I have a huge urge to actually ***ck you


HiddenIdentity


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kenney9226 wrote:THe nut looks fine, and hopefully will perk back up today-- it had about one good **** with just a couple smaller ****s there, and it looked firm this morning but the soft tip was floppy.



SkekTek


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cruzer wrote:I'm sitting around playing with ... geg



arcsus


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LittleMissRachel wrote:Give me a Pee!