dontwantaname


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ThunderThighs wrote:Well that won't be me. I only care about naughty words in titles.



I've checked. I don't even know how to change the title of threads I've started

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
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SailorButterfly wrote:Neither do his own posts in the thread...?



while rare, occasionally i will quote somebody else's post that i found interesting but not in the usual way.

no1 wrote:Nothing to misinterpret, I just liked this quote.


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no1 wrote:



I for one have gotten many a chuckle from this thread

In the end only kindness matters

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Iceback wrote:I for one have gotten many a ****kle from this thread



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dontwantaname wrote:Ain't worth it to me to "do it" in the house anymore.



dontwantaname wrote:I rather [expletive deleted] than clean the bathroom.

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KtCallista wrote:The dog just had to accept the hose.



comment: poor doggy.

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Yeah, no1 hates this thread. You can tell.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
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dontwantaname wrote:Yeah, no1 hates this thread. You can tell.



no1 wrote:i think

...leno's ... almost as tiresome as the "random quotes" thread!

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matthew wrote:Don't smell my hole, dude
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. - Unknown

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gargrazz wrote:Time Bandits is the new Back To The Future.



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pooflady wrote:I don't like it crunchy.


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dontwantaname wrote:Gee I would have taken a picture of my little box if I knew it was going away.

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dontwantaname wrote:I don't know how to post



an actual quote. as all the quotes posted in this thread should be.

ThunderThighs wrote:That's pretty normal.



an actual reply to above quote.

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no1 wrote:an actual reply to above quote.



//smack
an actual smack as a reply to above post

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kdccrosby wrote:Hmmm.... I mostly use Miracle Whip

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pooflady wrote:I've certainly had a lot of interesting adventures since I was last here. Bears, creeks, condoms.


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pooflady wrote:
The doc told me it was going to burn the first few times...But if I stopped and then started again, it would burn again.


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pooflady wrote:
I had about decided on the glove on the applying hand, but those fingertip things sound even better.


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pooflady wrote:
Thanks D'name and KtC.


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pooflady wrote:
I don't put the condom on the bear, right?



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KtCallista wrote:

I prefer ...breast in general. . . . .

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LittleMissRachel wrote:A swirl of honey wouldn't go awry, either. Work for both sorts, if the honey's sticky enough.



So very true...

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

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Gatzby wrote:Personally, I just ram the entire thing in my mouth and start massaging my throat to prevent choking.



don't ask what he's deep throating, you could get probated.

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SkekTek wrote:That's why I liked the grass.

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SkekTek wrote:Exactly. If wife sees another box of monkeys, she'll take the monkeys out, and ship my b**ls in them back to woot.



dontwantaname wrote:Gee, they are small. Kids like them. You could take them to class.



i don't even want to know how you know how big his b**ls are.

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dontwantaname wrote:It feels good, but the vain gets big and I'm afraid it might break.


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no1 wrote:



Mr1, you need the ENTIRE POST with all the words.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
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dontwantaname wrote:Mr1, you need the ENTIRE POST with all the words.



i don't think professional journalists are required to show the text of entire speeches, they quote short excerpts.

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\msg wrote:<@\mSg> woot is starting to get creepy
<@\mSg> they sent me a pair of shoes in my BOC
<@\mSg> i was just thinking about getting a new pair of work shoes
<@\mSg> and guess what...they fit!
<@\mSg> what
<@\mSg> the
<@\mSg> fuck



Still single, can't imagine why.

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PemberDucky wrote:
Ugh, I'm so tired of men asking me to pee on them!



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kdccrosby wrote:I love a good happy ending. one that leaves me smiling.
Still single, can't imagine why.

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cruzer wrote://smack

It can't be that hard. You sent a card for god's sake!
My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

no1


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dontwantaname wrote:They have some better looking ones now. Not just the big rubber ones.



... methinks i don't even want to know.

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no1 wrote:... methinks i don't even want to know.



Glow in the dark.


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dontwantaname wrote:I'll stick with animals.

Until I get bit.


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dontwantaname wrote:

Going on the pee pee walk.
Did I mention sometimes I get to pee on our own tree?
The walk in down to 15 feet, if it goes well!


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no1 wrote:i'm a 12 yo girl looking for companionship with an older man.
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dontwantaname wrote:Sure, it is big enough. I cut off 1/3


It is harder in the summer.





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dontwantaname wrote:Poof and I "do it" for each other.



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Readers. please know that quotes in this thread are taken out of context and words are changed or removed.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
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Better yet: Dear reader, please click the 'username wrote' link at the top to view the quote in context.

Or not.

Probably isn't as amusing that way.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.