tennisplayer121


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dontwantaname wrote:Readers. please know that quotes in this thread are taken out of context and words are changed or removed.



ldo

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kenney9226


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dontwantaname wrote:****ers. please know that quotes in this thread are **ken out of context and words are *****ed or ****ed.



PemberDucky


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dontwantaname wrote:
Since he will do it if it is clean, or dirty, I figure it might as well be dirty.

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no1


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dontwantaname wrote:lets see cock



no1


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Iceback wrote:Mrs. Ice has been hinting she would like some for about 3 years.




editor's note: meh, it's been a slow day.

PemberDucky


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Turken wrote:
totally don't understand the big deal...people acting like it's something new and exotic. it's a plastic ****. we had them years ago when we were kids...just called it what it was -- a big plastic *******. extended periods of blowing on...nuts back then, too.



something like that.


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SkekTek


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dontwantaname wrote:Did you get it? Cause we were out.


no1


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thatrobert wrote:I have two rods


SailorButterfly wrote:I actually have 3 rods



...mutants!

Turken


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AZGman wrote:I just hold my *** open and go "bombs away!!!"


ThunderThighs wrote:I just tilt my head back, pull my lower *** a bit and plop. My aim is about 90% bullseye.


... and until today I never stopped to think about how there might be more than one way to do it!


no1


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Turken wrote:... and until today I never stopped to think about how there might be more than one way to do it!



lol, ew!

SailorButterfly


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no1 wrote:...mutants!



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Josephus


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ThunderThighs wrote:...My ***s are big enough that I rarely see the ****r


tennisplayer121


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Lynnzoi wrote:it's never too long!
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HiddenIdentity


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AZGman wrote:Can't **** this here; won't remember to care when I get home.

HiddenIdentity


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lplady wrote:You were right. Second ****ing was s l o w.
edit: And that **** was fast. I guess it's hit or miss.

HiddenIdentity


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dontwantaname wrote:That ****ed faster. Not fast, but I couldn't go ***ck all my email while I was ***ing. I could last week.

Iceback


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pooflady wrote:So far, so good. Not as fast as it used to be, but a heck of a lot better than it's been lately.



dontwantaname wrote:HOpe so. It has been so long.



In the end only kindness matters

no1


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dontwantaname wrote:Give it to me.
//gulp



KtCallista wrote:man, it's ... sooooo long.


no1


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dontwantaname wrote:I know he has a soft mouth.



comfort is always important.

dontwantaname


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Escuse me, Mr1.
Could you come here?

Thank you

//smack

//smack

//smack

and one more

//smack

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

no1


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dontwantaname wrote:Escuse me, Mr1.
Could you come here?

Thank you

//smack

//smack

//smack

and one more

//smack



i see. i didn't realize you like it rough.

HiddenIdentity


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mansonribs wrote:This ***k is taking forever, it's a good thing I am super bored.

HiddenIdentity


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Iceback wrote:

Taste Me! Taste Me! Come on and Taste Me!




no1


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KtCallista wrote:I'm fully aware of the smell.

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kmanock wrote:I'm excited 'round kids!

~katy

no1


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pooflady wrote:... a nice guy f**ed me up in about two minutes.



pooflady


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no1 wrote:



Two minutes does not a nice guy make.


no1


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pooflady wrote:We ***ked on the little apparatus I ordered a while back the other day. Tying could be a problem. This is husband's duty. We'll see.



Josephus


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pooflady wrote:We ***ked on the little apparatus I ordered a while back the other day. ****ing could be a problem. This is husband's d***. We'll see.


HiddenIdentity


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pooflady wrote:Jeez, when you **** up, it's instant gratification.



dontwantaname wrote:I'm glad that my **** got ****ed first, or I would have ***ked stupid.

no1


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Turken wrote:should probably look into getting it tightened up, maybe some lube too. that's one thing people rarely remember to do. or, they use the wrong kind and make it worse. When everything is right, it should be quick and easy (and quiet) to get it up regardless of whether you use mechanical or manual means.



HiddenIdentity


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dontwantaname wrote:

I need some grown up women.



dontwantaname


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HiddenIdentity wrote:



That is not the whole quote mr Identity.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

HiddenIdentity


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Josephus wrote:The ends... were wild... the ****s just ****ed back and forth all over.
amazing.

no1


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sTyLeS wrote:Nice, with a full 6 inches I can really do some damage.
And please, no1, don't reply to that comment.


faughtey


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bassanimation wrote: I literally run in horror at the sight of them, making ape noises and swatting at my own hair and face.


He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. - Unknown

faughtey


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haku wrote:sex with furniture is just wrong, bring back the w00t monkeys !



He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. - Unknown

PemberDucky


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dontwantaname wrote:
They LOVE other ***s junk.

Smell it

Lick it

They have been seen smelling pee as it is coming out.

Drink it like a water fountain...I would guess they lick balls too...



Aren't dogs weird.

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pooflady wrote:Can't get one past my lips for anything.



no1


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