dontwantaname wrote:Readers. please know that quotes in this thread are taken out of context and words are changed or removed.

ldo

dontwantaname wrote:****ers. please know that quotes in this thread are **ken out of context and words are *****ed or ****ed.

dontwantaname wrote:lets see cock

Iceback wrote:Mrs. Ice has been hinting she would like some for about 3 years.

editor's note: meh, it's been a slow day.

dontwantaname wrote:Did you get it? Cause we were out.

thatrobert wrote:I have two rods

SailorButterfly wrote:I actually have 3 rods

...mutants!

AZGman wrote:I just hold my *** open and go "bombs away!!!"

ThunderThighs wrote:I just tilt my head back, pull my lower *** a bit and plop. My aim is about 90% bullseye.

... and until today I never stopped to think about how there might be more than one way to do it!

Turken wrote:... and until today I never stopped to think about how there might be more than one way to do it!

lol, ew!

no1 wrote:...mutants!

ThunderThighs wrote:...My ***s are big enough that I rarely see the ****r

Lynnzoi wrote:it's never too long!

AZGman wrote:Can't **** this here; won't remember to care when I get home.

lplady wrote:You were right. Second ****ing was s l o w.
edit: And that **** was fast. I guess it's hit or miss.

dontwantaname wrote:That ****ed faster. Not fast, but I couldn't go ***ck all my email while I was ***ing. I could last week.

pooflady wrote:So far, so good. Not as fast as it used to be, but a heck of a lot better than it's been lately.

dontwantaname wrote:HOpe so. It has been so long.

dontwantaname wrote:Give it to me.
//gulp

KtCallista wrote:man, it's ... sooooo long.

dontwantaname wrote:I know he has a soft mouth.

comfort is always important.

dontwantaname wrote:Escuse me, Mr1.
Could you come here?

Thank you

//smack

//smack

//smack

and one more

//smack

i see. i didn't realize you like it rough.

mansonribs wrote:This ***k is taking forever, it's a good thing I am super bored.

Iceback wrote:

Taste Me! Taste Me! Come on and Taste Me!

KtCallista wrote:I'm fully aware of the smell.

kmanock wrote:I'm excited 'round kids!

~katy

pooflady wrote:... a nice guy f**ed me up in about two minutes.

no1 wrote:

Two minutes does not a nice guy make.

pooflady wrote:We ***ked on the little apparatus I ordered a while back the other day. Tying could be a problem. This is husband's duty. We'll see.

pooflady wrote:We ***ked on the little apparatus I ordered a while back the other day. ****ing could be a problem. This is husband's d***. We'll see.

pooflady wrote:Jeez, when you **** up, it's instant gratification.

dontwantaname wrote:I'm glad that my **** got ****ed first, or I would have ***ked stupid.

Turken wrote:should probably look into getting it tightened up, maybe some lube too. that's one thing people rarely remember to do. or, they use the wrong kind and make it worse. When everything is right, it should be quick and easy (and quiet) to get it up regardless of whether you use mechanical or manual means.

dontwantaname wrote:

I need some grown up women.

Josephus wrote:The ends... were wild... the ****s just ****ed back and forth all over.
amazing.

sTyLeS wrote:Nice, with a full 6 inches I can really do some damage.
And please, no1, don't reply to that comment.

pooflady wrote:Can't get one past my lips for anything.

dontwantaname wrote:I'm old!