KtCallista wrote:We have a problem getting plowed because instead of paying someone with the "equipment", the maintenance guy goes around to do the "drives", and everyone has already driven "it"

dontwantaname wrote:The "service" guy came, did 3 neighbors and left.
I use to get them to do me on the street for free.
Now I offer to pay and i didn't get done.

BootsBoots wrote:I love me those boobies!

pooflady wrote:I was at the library a couple times a week when I was growing up in the 30s. But not since then. Now I buy them all.

Gatzby wrote: I want honey =(

Gatzby wrote:

Yep, too much time.

Gatzby wrote:

//snort//

dontwantaname wrote:Congrats on the 6 inches!

bump

FenStar wrote:I am crazy! HERP DERP!

LOOK AT MY PRETTY PICTURE!

Why does no one love me?
I have low self-esteem.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Be my friend please?

FenStar wrote:

Beautiful.

no1 wrote:sure! i'll pet adder's left nut.

bassanimation wrote:I dont know what's going on in here...but Pokemon Black is **cking my butt.

any time is a good time for new quotees.

cscrudder wrote:A Coworker's Big o' Cosmos came in the mail at the same time as mine (we get our stuff delivered to the office). The secretary brings my Big o' Cosmos to me..

Secretary: "Wow your stuff is bigger than [coworker name]'s"

Me: "That's what she said"

jonmok1989 wrote:Are these Mac compatible? Can I plant apples with these?

njack26 wrote:Hypothetically, yes.

pooflady wrote:baaaa

dontwantaname wrote:Small. Couldn't figure out what it was.

that's what she said.

walmazan wrote:I said Paigeg **cks! all the time

dontwantaname wrote:Ok, we have a sex ... I'm done.

dontwantaname wrote:I have a monkey

abuse of mod powers edit....I think you might be the father, mr no1

pooflady wrote:
Wish, though, I could have found bigger ones.

eshelly2 wrote: I don't know where your nipples are...

pooflady wrote:I'm trying to remember the last time I ****ed something. No luck.

dontwantaname wrote:SWM mid 50's. DC area. Hates sitting in traffic. Has dog that never seems to leave the property.

wow, this is so not the mental image i had of you.

no1 wrote:wow, this is so not the mental image i had of you.

I love when that sort of thing happens. Makes things fun.

dontwantaname wrote:No1 is a lier! He has seen pictures of me.
I'm not even sure he isn't a intelligent computer program!

liar? that's a direct quote from you!

dontwantaname wrote:Who? Me or Gman?

the quote is from you. i will let the lurkers decide for themselves whether it's more likely to describe oneself in that way or for someone to speak for another person in that way.

pooflady wrote:I'm almost 5'11", so most are too short so it helps a lot if they're longer. No way to rephrase that for No1.

I think that about says it all

dontwantaname wrote:Except my mother in law. Hates to ***k. Had to, had 8 kids, but never got good at it.
Her mom didn't know how either.



I have a theory that everyone married Italian for the f***.

I know the Irish/German side of my family was
thrilled if they were going to my house and my Italian grandmother was ***king!

I'm sure all over the country there are WWII navy guys, still talking about the **** they got in Brooklyn when they came to visit ... !

dontwantaname wrote:You are a bad, bad man.

i've been careless with a dontwantanam
and it's a sad, sad world
when a man will quote a post just because he can

don't you tell me to deny it
i've done wrong and i want to suffer for my sins
i've come to you 'cause i need guidance to be true
and i just don't know where I can begin

what i need is a good defense
'cause i'm feeling like a criminal
and I need to be redeemed
to the for'm i've sinned against
because it's all i ever knew of woot

dontwantaname wrote:

Spent ALL night dreaming about doing it.

They say that's a sign of old age...spending all night dreaming of what you used to spend all night DOING.

dontwantaname wrote:Hubby uses the sink when we are home. The house smelled if we were away for a few days. I was emptying that bucket about 10 times a week.

please, someone help dname install a toilet in their house.