dontwantaname


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no1 wrote:please, someone help dname install a toilet in their house.



Someday mr1.
someday I will find you.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

no1


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dontwantaname wrote:Someday mr1.
someday I will find you.



i bet you say that to all the guys on woot.

no1


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dontwantaname wrote:My husband likes them bigger too.

j5


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pooflady wrote:I'm due in September. Every three years for me.


Baby factory?

move along

j5


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TT gets age discrimination.


ThunderThighs wrote:Just remember if you get on an older ride and they have you remove your earrings, get off immediately.


move along

no1


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ThunderThighs wrote:Yep, we're taking an hour break and going at it again.



ah, young love.

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no1 wrote:ah, young love.


//smack



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dontwantaname


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ThunderThighs wrote://smack



Yeah, I'll support you!

Oh mr 1, come here....


//smack

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

no1


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Iceback wrote:I'm really hard



hey sailor.

dontwantaname


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no1 wrote:hey sailor.



3 to 9 woots? What got into you?

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

no1


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dontwantaname wrote:What got into you?



bubba, up da butt.

no1


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bassanimation wrote:That's is where your trouble is coming from ... Sometimes people touch that thing


no1


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dontwantaname wrote:I **** whole day!



but me love you longtime!

SecretIdentity


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kenney9226 wrote:I am ... required by law to tell you I'm a registered sex offender.


j5


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Narfcake wrote:Oh, so you lay tile at night too?



is that what you kids are calling it these days?

move along

SecretIdentity


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dontwantaname wrote:

****k was h*** less then 10 minutes (maybe less than 5).



no1


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dontwantaname wrote:Heck, it is curable.



i bet you say that to all your dates.

SecretIdentity


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dontwantaname wrote:The dog is *****ing himself.

Ick


no1


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pooflady wrote:Probably telepathy sex.



... GET ... OUT ... OF ... MY ... MIND!

pooflady


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no1 wrote:... GET ... OUT ... OF ... MY ... MIND!



Was it good for you?



When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

no1


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pooflady wrote:... a hole inspector?



'round these parts we call 'em "proctologists"

AZGman


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no1 wrote:'round these parts we call 'em "proctologists"



'round other "parts", they're called gynecologists.

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

SecretIdentity


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pooflady wrote:I finally put bungee cords from leg to leg in the front so it couldn't get back there.


no1


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Mavyn wrote:these tremors are actually underground nuclear blasts


no1


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inkycatz wrote:I'm glad someone else does it that way, I was starting to think I'd been doing it wrong.



the kama sutra tells of many ways of doing it.

j5


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Mavyn wrote:I really loved going on field excursions with him


We all enjoy a good excursion. Au natural even better.

move along

no1


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dontwantaname wrote:Should have taken a picture of the last time.



they say you always remember your first time. i wonder about the last.

no1


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KtCallista wrote:Aw well. . . I guess we'll just try stuff I can sniff at the grocery store if no one has any suggestions.



ah, to be young again and huffing whipped cre- ... uh ... fresh vegetables.

SecretIdentity


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dontwantaname wrote:

The person below me is a guy.


thenativesarerestless


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SuperNinja wrote:
"I'd rather have something that would turn my room into a frozen wasteland."


(tuggas wittily responded)
“Get Married”

no1


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pooflady wrote:I need to bone


SecretIdentity


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dontwantaname wrote:Found it, watched it, ****ed it.

no1


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Mavyn wrote:go to the bathroom to wash my hands



urine is sterile!

SecretIdentity


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dontwantaname wrote:He is getting good at pretending he swallowed it.


SecretIdentity


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StephStuff wrote:How about doubling up on the paper cup?



no1


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j5 wrote:this time, I'll be the naughty stable-hand

j5


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no1 wrote:


You quoted this completely in context. Does that count?

move along

no1


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j5 wrote:You quoted this completely in context. Does that count?



no1 wrote:dangit, IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE JUST THAT STUFF! it's supposed to be anything quoteworthy or otherwise interesting.



ideally, it's anything that could make the reader think "w.t.f.?" and want to click on the referring link to see more.

another original intent was a place to quote posts of note, like a series of posts describing some personal crisis or other interesting tales, so someone who had been away from woot could catch up easily. but nobody uses this thread for that.

kenney9226


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no1 wrote:a series of posts describing some personal crisis



kenney9226


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