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kenney9226


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PemberDucky wrote:man. this is going to be difficult.


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SecretIdentity


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taternuggets wrote:Pulling for Josephus.


dougall


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Leahbh wrote:Plus, it's only 7 inches. It's perfect for what it is meant for.

kenney9226


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SkekTek wrote:I just f***d an old army man. With a parachute.


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FenStar wrote:Would it be ok if I was a woman?


Ah....sure! Who am I to judge?

In the end only kindness matters

kenney9226


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no1 wrote:i am here for the poking party.
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SecretIdentity


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pooflady wrote:I supposedly have extra wide slots, but if I put in big hamburger buns, I have to smoosh them a little.



SecretIdentity


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dontwantaname wrote:
OK, I'll go measure now.



dontwantaname wrote:

You couldn't put something 2 inches thick in it. There is a wire mesh inside, I guess to hold thinner pieces in place. They look like they would accept 1 3/4 inch.




kenney9226


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Gatzby wrote:I'm saving my chestplate for ramyb.



Gatzby wrote:Nipples for eyes. All I'm sayin'.



no1 wrote:GATZ IS 100% GRADE A BEEF, BABY.


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dontwantaname wrote:...can I smack you...alone?


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Iceback wrote:I'm ok with five guys although I find the ****s are always too s**** for my ***king.
move along

kenney9226


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ThunderThighs wrote:Everything was too greasy for us.
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DianaSprinkle wrote: I have a good boob and a bad boob.



I do too.

My speech is not splitting. I am speaking in Cthulhu.

PemberDucky


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dontwantaname wrote:

Well, if you are lucky...maybe you might share the other salami.


I wonder where the pictures are?


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dontwantaname wrote:
I wish I did it with the second guy.

We were in front of Dunkin Donuts!

My speech is not splitting. I am speaking in Cthulhu.

SecretIdentity


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AZGman wrote:Took me about an hour . . .


no1


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AZGman wrote:Nobody needs over two inches ...!



that's what she told me, but i think she was just trying to make me feel better about it.

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no1 wrote:that's what she told me, but i think she was just trying to make me feel better about it.



Count on it.

Well, another day has passed and I didn't use algebra once.

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DaveInSoCal wrote:I really like these, but ... too small for 15"


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apologies as always.

pooflady wrote: I was dripping ... Hot, hot, hot.


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no1 wrote:they can smell a$$.
My speech is not splitting. I am speaking in Cthulhu.

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no1 wrote:i need new batteries.



In the end only kindness matters

Iceback


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dontwantaname wrote:Had it once at a family party. It was really good.


Must have been in Arkansas

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dontwantaname wrote:
BTW I got that steamer because of you.



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dontwantaname wrote:Look! I...Ate...normal poop.



not even close. i'm sorry d'name.

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PemberDucky wrote:not even close. i'm sorry d'name.



wait. i can come back with this:

dontwantaname wrote:
really fast, but not that long...Felt bad for the mailman.



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no1 wrote:i bet that help turn you into a real regular guy.



PemberDucky


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uswjas80 wrote:1 screw and brute force.
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dontwantaname wrote:it doesn't seem to be working.


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dontwantaname wrote:

reproducing.

Never gonna happen.

But if it ever does, I've got stuff to put in it!


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i feel badly, because this person has no idea, but i need the practice.


andert wrote:I am loving mine. I had a major weed problem...Only thing better would be if I could convince my teenage son that it is FUN and get him to use it. LOL Not holding my breath.


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SecretIdentity


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kristina1225 wrote:Already have my 3 pieces taped together, it's so pretty!




ThunderThighs wrote:Make sure to get the kind with the stick in it. It tastes best.


Iceback


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pooflady wrote: I need at least 12. The length doesn't matter. (If No1 doesn't jump on that ...)



You can't wait for any1

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PemberDucky


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preventive misquoting.

PemberDucky wrote:disappointing?
...for me, it was a neat little thing to behold.



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kenney9226


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dontwantaname wrote:It is a silly looking fuzzy caterpillar.



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Iceback


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PemberDucky wrote:boy, this package is seeing a lot of action!


That's what she said

Really, she said that.

In the end only kindness matters

no1


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dontwantaname wrote:There is a sweet spot on the back of the throat.



I THINK YOU CAN WRITE A MOVIE BASED ON THIS!


... what? ... oh. never mind.

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kenney9226


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no1 wrote:I THINK YOU CAN WRITE A MOVIE BASED ON THIS!



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no1


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dontwantaname wrote:
Doggie feels great.



missionary's not bad either.

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PemberDucky


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no1 wrote:then why haven't you sent her a bag of **men yet?


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