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SailorButterfly


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baronofthebean wrote:I already have five or so dead weasels on asphalt.
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PemberDucky


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Schrobblehead wrote: If I do it when she's sleeping she can't complain...

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SailorButterfly


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PemberDucky wrote:



Oh yeah, I knew that post was quote fodder. I came in here to do the same thing myself and saw you had beat me to it. l o l

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Schrobblehead


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PemberDucky wrote:My brother had a parasite! He got it from surfing into a pile of sewage in Mexico.
We nicknamed him Parasite Jones.



PemberDucky wrote:He's what you might call 'prone to injury'.
He later fractured his spine while surfing in California. Did okay--found himself stuck in a backbrace for a while and hobbling around with a cane.
And that's about when I realized that my brother looks exactly like Hugh Laurie.
And I began to feel funny about having been previously attracted to my favorite Drug Addict MD.



PemberDucky wrote:I'll make every effort to remember to upload some pics when I get home...great stuff.
Lulz, IF ONLY WE WEREN'T RELATED!



retaliatory post!

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

PemberDucky


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Schrobblehead wrote:



I submit!!!!


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Schrobblehead


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PemberDucky wrote:I submit!!!!



I try to watch my words, but YOU, there's loads of stuff if I really wanted to go digging.

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

PemberDucky


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Schrobblehead wrote:I try to watch my words, but YOU, there's loads of stuff if I really wanted to go digging.



The words are on the screen before common sense intervenes.
It's just technicolor vomit pouring from my brain.


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Schrobblehead


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PemberDucky wrote:Yes, I rotate it with my strung-out days.



I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

no1


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Nothing to misinterpret, I just liked this quote.

eHalcyon wrote:It's the internet, and on the internet there are many wonderful people. And for each wonderful person there is a truckload of idiots. ;)

no1


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pooflady wrote:He's much smaller than I thought he would be


That's what she said. Sigh.

edlada


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KtCallista wrote:Couldn't hurt to try.


pooflady wrote:Am playing with it now. It's great. I wish I'd known about this a few years ago.


KtCallista wrote:Looks fun.


krapposelli wrote: Didn't have to flash him or nuttin'!


tall4agirl wrote:Now I'm off to watch until I fall asleep.


pooflady wrote:Boy, are you lucky!


daj59 wrote:Do a Tarzan yell.


pooflady wrote:My monkey left at 3 this morning.


KtCallista wrote:Ohh good I didn't miss anything.


KtCallista wrote:Couldn't hurt to try.


krapposelli wrote:Seemed unusual. That's enough excitement for one night. I'm off to get some sleep. G'night.


no1 wrote:If you don't restrict yourself to toothpicks, then the possibilities open up just a tiny bit.



Wow, I had no idea woot! world was so crazy! And this was just a couple of hours worth.
//Shakes head as he slowly walks away.

My dogs like me, that is important.

spongebrain


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Lady Poof wrote:Yes, he's my first.

Well alrighty then...

Life goes on...and on...and on...

spongebrain


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daj excitedly wrote:In the case of surprise, ... only ... one ... screamer will suffice.

We are finding out more about daj today that I thought we would.

Life goes on...and on...and on...

ThunderThighs


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spongebrain wrote:We are finding out more about daj today that I thought we would.

or probably wanted to.



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no1 wrote:Nothing to misinterpret, I just liked this quote.



what happened to putting the quotes to misinterpret on the Dr. J's Euphemism thread?

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no1


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jqubed wrote:what happened to putting the quotes to misinterpret on the Dr. J's Euphemism thread?



Mr. Qubed,

IMO that's plainly a thread for euphemisms for, you know, making whoopy. People who post there obviously have only one thing on their minds, as Ms. Name periodically reminds us. This thread is for quotes of no particular significance, especially no significance to, you know, making whoopy, so people like Ms. Name would be unjustified in smacking quoters here.

no1


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daj59 wrote:No wonder your *** feels so long!

ThunderThighs


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Sigh. Saw that one coming.

//smack



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no1


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daj59 wrote:Sigh. Saw that one coming.

//smack



Ditto, Ms. Daj.

dontwantaname


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no1 wrote:Mr. Qubed,

IMO that's plainly a thread for euphemisms for, you know, making whoopy. People who post there obviously have only one thing on their minds, as Ms. Name periodically reminds us. This thread is for quotes of no particular significance, especially no significance to, you know, making whoopy, so people like Ms. Name would be unjustified in smacking quoters here.



Only you mr 1.
You do know how you got Miss 1, don't you?
You don't want to be like my step niece and have two babies in less than a year.


WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

no1


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dontwantaname wrote:You do know how you got Miss 1, don't you?


Ms. Name,

We won an auction on Ebay.


HiddenIdentity


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allawayr wrote:
one of my things ... may be smallish, but it's very tight-knit...

jqubed


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no1 wrote://[scribbling on Post-It]...note... to... self... don't... annoy... the... duck.



JoeDeeDee wrote:note to self...mention that I lift weights the next time no1 is annoying me.



no1 wrote://[scribbling on Post-It]...note... to... self... try... to... S... T... F... U...before... weight... lifting... chicks... spindle... me.
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no1


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SkekTek wrote:Wow.. that's some good staining.

no1


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SkekTek


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no1 wrote:It's a medieval rack



no1


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edlada


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joyner wrote:Good grief that is big.
My dogs like me, that is important.

AsteroidS


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nice...

dontwantaname


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SkekTek wrote:Not a problem, we got that cut off with the last one... living that old 80's music again.



WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

dontwantaname


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AsteroidS wrote:nice...



Different threads have different personalities.



WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

jesusbeard


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no1 wrote:NSFW! NSFW! NSFW!
http://www.bjtutorial.com/

Pics or it didn't happen

mer

dontwantaname


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KtCallista wrote:Clearly much more functional in it's current location



WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

KtCallista


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dontwantaname wrote:



Thanks dname

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HiddenIdentity


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Josephus wrote:There's no place left to shave

SkekTek


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kenney9226 wrote:...my long, broad cutlass!



no1


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Apologies to everyone in advance of my pathetitude.

JadenKale wrote:I just did the horse



Schrobblehead


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no1 wrote:Shoes and a shirt, but no pants. //shudder.


Josephus wrote:its a really big (and long, very long) shirt.


dontwantaname wrote:I would like to see it.
I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

SkekTek


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mia3mom wrote:dear lord.

my daughter's in the hotness...

this is absurd

zea3


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dontwantaname wrote:Really, what is the problem with some puss with breakfast!