Jason Toon


quality posts: 19 Private Messages Jason Toon

Sure, you could spend a lot of money for humdrum roses or boring old candy this Valentine's Day. That would certainly require the least effort and make the least waves. If you're the kind of person who likes things dull and predictable, go right ahead and settle for yet another Valentine's Day indistinguishable from the last, or the next.



But if you'd rather make this V-Day a magical occasion your loved one will remember for a lifetime, get ahold of some cardstock. You've got original Woot Valentines to print. Courtesy of Shirt.Woot, these exclusive designs come in Bitter (thumbnailed at left above) and Sweet (at right) flavors, so even the romantically miserable can play along. Just open these PDFs, print them out, cut them up, and let your love flow in the things you do:

Now don't say we never gave you anything. if you'd like to reciprocate, please forward all gifts directly to our headquarters. We prefer cash.

If you're one of those types that thinks it's acceptable to email a Valentine, we pity you. Also, we provide some gifs you can use:

murphicus


quality posts: 5 Private Messages murphicus

Hmmmm... I am not moved.

Why is "You're Suffocating Me" my favorite?

... in any event - bitter is better!!

"Friendship is like peeing your pants,
Everyone can see it, But only you can feel the true warmth"

fseppy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages fseppy

Holy homoerotic bitterness, batman. These rock.

jeremyginsberg


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jeremyginsberg

This is pretty funny, especially for the office!

Jeremy

naschian


quality posts: 0 Private Messages naschian
murphicus wrote:Hmmmm... I am not moved.

Why is "You're Suffocating Me" my favorite?

... in any event - bitter is better!!



Are you a closet S&M fetishist?

Too much Woot!, too little time...

Applecrisp


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Applecrisp
naschian wrote:Are you a closet S&M fetishist?



or he just likes the color green

rdcollns


quality posts: 0 Private Messages rdcollns

So I originally thought the bitter ones were awesome and the sweet ones sucked, but then I sent a sweet one to my girl, and she was thoroughly pleased.

Good job Woot!

channel26


quality posts: 1 Private Messages channel26

I would totally buy the space one.

shrdlu


quality posts: 4 Private Messages shrdlu

je t'adore, dessin animé

It takes months to find a customer, but only seconds to lose one.
The good news is that we should run out of them in no time.

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