jackalos wrote: almost lost the ear coverings

how do you need something because you "almost" lost something on them? That's like saying I need new headphones because DIDN'T loose my old pair.

bugzappers2112 wrote:A boy and his father were playing ball in the front yard when the boy saw a honeybee. He ran over and stomped it.

"Don't do that, that was a honeybee," his father said, "he wasn't doing anything to you. For killing him you will do without honey for a week."

Later the boy saw a butterfly, so he ran over and stomped on it.

"That was a butterfly," his father said, "he wasn't doing anything to you, and for killing him you will do without butter for a week."

The next morning the family sat down for breakfast. The boy eating his toast plain with no honey or butter.

Suddenly a cockroach ran out from under the stove. His mother stomped on it.

The boy looked at his father and said, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or should I?"

Heard a variation of this with the dad stomping pussywillows in a garden.

yankeemanx wrote:Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father.

Luke Skywalker got kicked out of Boy Scouts for pushing baby ducks in the water.

jc007 wrote:Finally off probation.

I dont have an inner child, I have an inner BEAVIS.
Box of condoms on a woot off pretty much guaranteed I'd get the boot.
My first Probation in four years and it was worth it!!
Have we reached 3k yet? sorry I couldn't help

I got probation too but I don't even know what I did

WestADad wrote:Luke Skywalker got kicked out of Boy Scouts for pushing baby ducks in the water.

Chuck Norris is why Waldo is hiding.

jc007 wrote:Finally off probation.

I dont have an inner child, I have an inner BEAVIS.
Box of condoms on a woot off pretty much guaranteed I'd get the boot.
My first Probation in four years and it was worth it!!
Have we reached 3k yet? sorry I couldn't help

it isn't from a lack of me trying.

bugzappers2112 wrote:SHORT BUS IS CALLING...

That conjured up a memory of Hulk Hogan and Macho Man Randy Savage...don't know why.

I'm burnt out. someone else take over.

winn158 wrote:finally over

clear boxes cannot say this

yankeemanx wrote:Chuck Norris is why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris eats babyfood and steals Ring Dings from the mini mart.

WestADad wrote:Chuck Norris eats babyfood and steals Ring Dings from the mini mart.

Chuck Norris is what Williis was talking about

yankeemanx wrote:Chuck Norris is why Waldo is hiding.

I declare war! Bruce Cambell's chin is the only thing on Earth that's harder than diamonds.

bugzappers2112 wrote:I'm burnt out. someone else take over.

They told you you'd never make 1500. Bye bye.

WestADad wrote:They told you you'd never make 1500. Bye bye.

thanks for the help

tobimarie1 wrote:I declare war! Bruce Cambell's chin is the only thing on Earth that's harder than diamonds.

how many face lifts is that?

Bruce Campbell is the sound of one lip kissing, and anybody who ever said different has long since been mysteriously decapitated by a shovel.

I'm comment number 1212 or there abouts. give or take afew. along ways to 3000.

bugzappers2112 wrote:thanks for the help

I knew you'd be back, you're better than everyone else.

Lets post movie quotes and try to guess the movie

jc007 wrote:Lets post movie quotes and try to guess the movie

Take me home now or lose me forever

I went from 429 to 500+ in this run

Bruce Campbell is currently filing suit against God for identity theft.

jc007 wrote:Take me home now or lose me forever

you lost me...

WestADad wrote:I knew you'd be back, you're better than everyone else.

I didn't leave, I was just through typing jokes and fixing them to make sense,

jc007 wrote:Lets post movie quotes and try to guess the movie

Funny she doesn't look Druish

tobimarie1 wrote:Bruce Campbell is the sound of one lip kissing, and anybody who ever said different has long since been mysteriously decapitated by a shovel.

Bruce campbell. what a good actor. Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, The Woods, And that dark forces or something army movie!

jc007 wrote:Funny she doesn't look Druish

spaceballs

jc007 wrote:Funny she doesn't look Druish

spaceballs

worst woot off evar. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

but i liked the cat pix.

tobimarie1 wrote:how do you need something because you "almost" lost something on them? That's like saying I need new headphones because DIDN'T loose my old pair.

Well it made me realize if that they can be lost pretty easily and if I were to loose them then I'd be SOL so just thought I should be prepared for it. It would rock to get a pair in of the Blushing Over Compliments's!!!! Actually the first time landing some, and if I'm not totally coherent in my statements its because I had my first shots of absinthe tonight, never knew it tasted like licorice...ew, but is some nice stuff.

acreman wrote:The condoms really should have been the end of the Woot-off.

they were

rosterp wrote:I will hope you get some in your Blushing Over Compliments

As do I, that'd be AWESOME!

jc007 wrote:Lets post movie quotes and try to guess the movie

A hospital what is it?

Its a big building with lots of patients but thats not whats important

"You're gonna need a bigger boat"

jc007 wrote:Lets post movie quotes and try to guess the movie

The dude abides.

I love me some wootoff... I still have that warm glow going on knowing I will bet Blushing Over Compliments soon

mindyperry wrote:The dude abides.

lebowski

greatwhite35 wrote:"You're gonna need a bigger boat"

jaws

mindyperry wrote:The dude abides.

"is it dead?"

jc007 wrote:Lets post movie quotes and try to guess the movie

Ray, when they ask if you're a god, you say YES!