Well its obvious that most ppl think that this wootoff SUCK! and I have to agree since I actually deprived myself from sleep for once waiting around to see what items come up next while watching woottv.... thanks a lot woot for total suckage this time

</3 Tawd

Okay, on a serious note now...is this the END?

I was refreshing and refreshing....do they just end like this? This is my first-ever Woot-off.

I thought they went 24 hours....is that not true?

oh wait..... dammit

I'm disappointed that I waited so long and drank so many beers waiting for a measly Banjo of Consternation.

I mean really! Do you think we sit around all day waiting for a wootoff, and then change our schedules to accommodate a wootoff, cancel dates, send women wanting.... WE DO! WE HAVE NO LIVES!!!!

Just for no bags of carp!

We turn down job interviews, dates, dentist appointments, appointments with call-girls, especially when things get into the second day, and there are teasers like condoms and vibrators....

And then we're left lonely defeated, deflated, just like in high school when the bully beat us up and took our lunch money. The funny happenings we set up that never worked, the super systems we created in college; only to be easily defeated by bug that turns out to be a quotation mark or a comma in the wrong place, and we lose that promotion because the program doesn't work...

And you wonder why we're disappointed with no brandishing of comets. You wonder why we're broken and burned by your two days of wootoff light-twirling vacuum selling bologna and a final of condoms and vibrators. You wonder why we still come back after a sucky wootoff of roombas, network opimizers, cameras and other useless carp that we all buy hoping the next item will be the elusive bag of nefarious crapola that we hope to buy.... Only to have no Banjo of Consternation available and be as disappointed as we were when we bought the dress for our trailer-park hot prom date and took her to prom got two dances.... got our buddies to buy her vodka only to find out that she won't put out and then she screwed them instead of us....?

Shame on you.





Why woot WHY?

Wadeperson wrote:

seriously

Worst woot-off ever.

ttexastim wrote:Yup!!! If only they knew that woot was actually hip to SI Fridays. llo.

What is this SI Fridays? I spend most of my time reading fanfics, where SI == Self-Insertion..... either way... *peers at last 2 products*

carp in a hat, I totally would have wanted that, if I wasn't cleaning my room

Oh well. There's always next time

encore Blogging Old CEO!

Condoms, massager...thinkin ' of makin' bacon

bugzappers2112 wrote:Glad I bought the kite. I bet everyone comes back at 11:59 pm ..

why have they done that in the past?

TAYLORT5 wrote:shut your little troll mouth and pist a picture once in a while yas dweeb...

You okay Taylor? You seem a little high strung. Did you miss out on the bacon salt? llo. (just kiddin' with ya!)

sellstar944 wrote:NEXT ITEM!!!!! Sold out for 2 min already.

seriouslly get out of here...It's over.

At least the last woot wasn't a refurbished item.

Woot Off is over?

ngageguy wrote:How can you have a woot-off and no Blogging Old CEO woot.com? That is just rude!! Doubt I will ever spend money here again. It is all about the Blogging Old CEO to us!

Someones butt hurt

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

nywireguy1 wrote:Shut up.

Second that. If you cant have fun when waiting for hours on a Woot-off go to overstock.com, neon angry mole

escapecar wrote:There was no Blogging Old CEO in the April Wootoff. It ended with Screaming Monkeys, in blue or pink.

Maybe it wasn't April then. The point is, there's no rhyme, reason, or rules......It's happened before, and I'm sure it'll happen again....

My connection is so slow, the next item hasn't even come up yet.

Bacon Salt 3 pak is 12.99 at the offical Bacon Salt web page and that's before shipping cost, prolly saved a buck or 2 if you got sum Bacon Salt, guess it could have been something even goofy'er like a USB Pepper Grinder or USB Garlic Press.....Still sad no Braille on Cookies

CarolinaKSU wrote:I honestly wonder if all the crappy woot-offs are designed to drive away potential customers.. then again if people just wait for the Bucket Of Carp and buy nothing else, i wouldn't want them around anyway.

Agreed. Personally I don't see what the attraction is to the bag. You're basically just throwing away $8. Just read the posts about what people receive, it really is carp. They're not even giving you a real bag any more. If people are still holding out hope of getting a big screen TV like that one guy did a few years ago, I really think that was a one-shot deal.

dcanoli1 wrote:Okay, on a serious note now...is this the END?

I was refreshing and refreshing....do they just end like this? This is my first-ever Woot-off.

I thought they went 24 hours....is that not true?

No flashing lights = NO WOOT OFF!! It actually started the night before last. GO TO BED.....;)

Welp.. thats that.. atleast the ending was pleasurable .. in more ways than one..

sea0tter12 wrote:You know what's really irritating? All the people who haven't bought a thing on Woot complaining about not getting a bag of carp.

Wooted twice today. Would have wooted more but I just can't figure out how people get stuff so fast. Am I wooting while black?

Is the Woot-off complete now?

dcanoli1 wrote:Okay, on a serious note now...is this the END?

I was refreshing and refreshing....do they just end like this? This is my first-ever Woot-off.

I thought they went 24 hours....is that not true?

The woot-off started yesterday morning, so that's about maybe 38 hours or something

ttexastim wrote:You okay Taylor? You seem a little high strung. Did you miss out on the bacon salt? llo. (just kiddin' with ya!)

Oh i got the bacon salt alright...I bought 9
I like it on my ice cream.

Well... gotta save SOME holiday shopiing for August and beyond.

Good nite my leetle Wootsanna Wootsanna Danna !


(Now... where did I put that spare F5 key ??)

i wanted salt..or the condoms...

dude...they went over 24 hours..it was like a good 1.5 days of a wootoff to end up with no Brandishes of Candy >.>

woot i am putting this relationship into FRIEND MODE.

...and i'm taking you out of my fave 5.

yeah, im serious.

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draconisregalis wrote:What is this SI Fridays? I spend most of my time reading fanfics, where SI == Self-Insertion..... either way... *peers at last 2 products*

Sorry ... llo. SI Fridays is Sexual Innuendo Fridays. Kippy started it, and the rest of us tag along.

BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

mandca wrote:boooo ! No B O C , what kinda wootoff is this ? Are you trying to save on gas ?

If any of you folks want to send me $8, I will happily put three things in a box and send it to you...Let me know. You did notice all those things that went by while you waited for a box of three useless things, didn't you??????

Look at the ingredients...........It's got corn syrup!!!!!!

Bacon on Corn!

new movie, the woot who never loved me.

or

Bacon on Cr-ap

that is your B--O--C-

mclovintonite wrote:Oh come on! Bring out the carp!

NO CARPS FOR YOU!

... As I correctly stated at @4am - there is no law stating that there MUST be a Blogging Old CEO....

Take this as a lesson for life... If you don't enjoy the journey, you will likely be disappointed in the end

Hempseed wrote:Thats the best Blogging Old CEO definition I've heard (sentence required).

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