From the description: “This would be so much better if it tasted like bacon.”
Classic.

You gotta be kidding (*&^(*&^(*&%&*$%*()(U^*(^%&%*$#^%#*&

BACON SALT?????

Enjoy your sex toys everyone... everyone get's frakked in a weird way!

Two days! Two days! No banjo of consternation!!!

Beilieve it or not I have a friend who would love this. I just bought her bacon flavored cheese! But i'm not paying 12 bucks for it..

I think that that's all she wrote folks...

Kites + Condoms + "Hand Massager" + Bacon Salt = Hell of a Weekend

Most male last Woot-off item ever! No thanks. It does make me hungry though.

its over
an they end on salt?!
come on woot

Now I know why I can't find this at Big Lots!

this is some frakked up repugnent Manos, the Hands of Fate

does this go with the last two items?

Only if they are reall bacon bits. Some soy are good..

thas It!? No Baglett oof crappola?.. I get it 2 day Woot off = bacon salt

No lights No bar Is this it?????

carp :"thats it"

What a way to go. And no Blogging Old CEO. Hmmmmmm. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Gotta check with the wife on this. Is $4 a piece good? So ends another woot-off. Slef pleasure and salt to rub in your wounds.....

I bet this would go great on some of those PAAAaaaAAaaaanCAAAAAKES!

bought not a thing. what did i miss?

Condoms, Bacon and now something to salt your PORK. I get it, woot.

Aww come on. No monkey, no shirt, no Banjo of Consternation! Well.... there's bacon salt! These would be good on potato's... but aI'll pass.

Well... I suppose you COULD follow up the condoms and vibrator with bacon salt. Why not? I know I like to eat bacon and lots of other things would taste better if they tasted like bacon... so....

I've heard this is pretty good on tube steak too.

Not quite K-Y...but it "could" work...

they are ending the woot off with bacon salt? no Blogging Old CEO? I want those 40 hours of my life back!!!!

Condoms, a vibrator and now something to salt your PORK. I get it, woot.

Condoms... Vibrators... Bacon Salt... sounds like a classy date, Woot.

is it over?

First the condoms, then the vibrator, and then they pour bacon salt on the wound.

No carp?

What a stupid way to end a WootOff...

Where are the flashing lights?? Was that it???

ummm...what?

Well after sex, then a shot of the vibe, we get hungry!!!

...wootoffs over. *collapses and dies somewhere*

Anti-climactic, if you know what I mean....
Worst woot finale ever

We now return you to your regularly scheduled life.

uhhhh

go to hell woot.............



no bag? u serious?

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worst woot ever

im so sad.

So...No chance at getting a Banjo of Consternation, eh?