dolphan70


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tighty wrote:
A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.

The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"

"Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"



Where does the Captain keep his Army?
In his Sleevy

texaans


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Luckenbooth wrote:In Gàidhlig (Scots-Gaelic) The 'b' can be pronounced:

Buh (Hard B, like Boat)
Puh (like a p)
BH can be either V(uh) or W(uh)

So that's why I get confused with the name Siobhan. I think I'll peonounce it Sio(V)an until otherwise corrected.



wat the carp

bigbadbp


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I can haz a bitchy old cougar?

froggydude


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deeboe wrote:Here you are!




Mmmmmm...refurbished bacon

SnifferSir


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Hi Kippy !!

Random fact . . . (just to break things up)
Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day.

Call me masochistic... But I wish 'STUPID' was painful !!

peachtek


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a1z2i wrote:seriously woot!... we are going on an hour... and only half of these have sold... we are in this for the long haul!!!



Then you should buy 3 oh wootless one!

~~We can't all be princesses. Someone has to wave as I walk by.~~

tierney61


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Espinos13 wrote:do you know how i know your pleasantly upbeat?



That's the rainbow bridge, I believe. And don't be a tool.

chrisdbarger wrote:Anyone else watching Ghost Hunters?


Yup.

Screwed.

SO done w/the scaffolding that is Woot.

plim809


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THIS THING IS NOT frakking MOVING

You've been put on posting probation for this post for this reason: Needlessly profane... again. (256h)
You've been put on posting probation for this post for this reason: Useless posts. (72h)
Please stare at the scary cartoon dog for 256 and 72 hours and then try posting again.

Pamelaink


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pobonilla wrote:Is this mac compatible?



3 Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Espinos13


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epic I am an un-original person

The user's going to pick dancing pigs over security every time.

a1z2i


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This vacuums Woot! ... i want a new item...

inirini


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GulfCoastGirl wrote:



D': kiittty! ;_: poor thing.

And dang, I didn't think I'd get hungry by all the paaaaAAAnnCCCAAAKEees refrences...

Seventeen shirts and counting

yakeshinu


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kippyj wrote:Do you seriously think these people care? They're just here to have fun and maybe buy some stuff. Loosen your tie, kick back, enjoy the banter. Even an English major doesn't feel the need to pick it apart ALL the time...



I know, I know. As I said, this is one of my hangups. It's probably the whiskey that encouraged me to speak up about it anyway (Tyrconnell--it's the only single-malt Irish I can get around here), I'm not an English anything (I'm in the science field), and I NEVER wear ties (I prefer banded/Mandarin collars, or maybe an open pin-point).

And yes, I know that this is all TMI. ;)

jimgolf


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Luckenbooth wrote:siobhan13 a question fer ya...

Your name's pronounced sio(V)an ....



Siobhan is pronounced Shove-AHHN. Source: Ryan's Hope, the soap opera that explains everything!

texaans


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shacky003 wrote:Just awesome.



a work of art

siobhan13


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Kevin0103 wrote:You from Canada by chance?



that would be a negative, eh

wewt!

JustPaulPez


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bgerron wrote:Jeebers, we're only at 50%...I bought 3 USB Pole Dancers earlier this morning...someone else's turn to take one for the team!!



I MISSED them! Glad to take 'em off your hands if you're not happy!

I refuse to waste any more time trying to have a better past!

kippyj


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zen21tao wrote:Wash it down with this:



Well, thanks to you both I am probably dead and in Heaven, apparently. Or possibly Hell since they're just pics.

Dam* you w00ters!

"I love your red hair. It's not very common and YOU are FAR from common." Tom Harris

Swifterzor


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inirini wrote:I don't really understand why this isn't selling fast, I bought one at the very beginning. Granted, the processor stinks, and I plan to get a better one into in, and add an heatsink. Then I'll have a really nice pc.

Yay, no more c-rappy lappy!

Question though- Will I need to get a card in order to connect my SATA cord?



-sorry for double posting- But I do want my Q ans'd



You just paid like..$400 more than if you would have built it yourself. Can somebody say Hover Priced?

jawajohn


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to all those wondering, it will only work with a Mac/Linux if you buy 3...

fruit cocktail

Sure I know what sex is....a kind of cake....right?

ivioo


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Grumbles wrote:i coulda swore i posted, but now i cant even find my post



same here, weird

Woot~20 || Sellout.Woot~15 || Shirt.Woot~15 || Home.Woot~01 || Wine.Woot~01 || Deals.Woot~¿?

robin138


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so when are they selling the little green pills in the kitchen..

icywindow


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jimgolf wrote:Siobhan is pronounced Shove-AHHN. Source: Ryan's Hope, the soap opera that explains everything!



Like Shove-Ahhn-Ist.

mklasing


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MinusB wrote:On behalf of Alabama, I'm offended. We haven't done anything stupid since...oh, wait. Never mind.



You are not from there--I know becuase you spelled the State correctly.

Murphy Klasing

iamjakex


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Crooooooooow!? hehe ;)

peachtek


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a1z2i wrote:since the bar is not moving... can someone tell me how to post a picture on here?



From the main page, click the I want one button and follow the onscreen prompts until you click the Buy It button. Voila!

~~We can't all be princesses. Someone has to wave as I walk by.~~

yakeshinu


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JustPaulPez wrote:Thank you yakeshinu - you are a scholar and a gentleman (gentlewoman?)
My day is complete! I've learned something new!



-man.

[GPP door]Glad to be of service.[/GPP door] Sheesh, I don't know if THGTTG is obscure around here or not...

Thanks!

palehorse


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a1z2i wrote:since the bar is not moving... can someone tell me how to post a picture on here?


very catfully...

-ph-

zen21tao


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kippyj wrote:Well, thanks to you both I am probably dead and in Heaven, apparently. Or possibly Hell since they're just pics.

Dam* you w00ters!



This seems like a good time for the BACON FLOW CHART



nicole8135


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kippyj


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SnifferSir wrote:Hi Kippy !!

Random fact . . . (just to break things up)
Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day.



Cats are very, very intelligent, then, huh?

"I love your red hair. It's not very common and YOU are FAR from common." Tom Harris

n2johnson


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Here's a joke for all you wooters:

Cop pulls over a guy for failing to STOP at a Stop sign. The policeman informs the driver of this and the driver says "well yeah, but I slowed down" yes replies the cop...but it's a STOP sign..."but I slowed down...checked both ways...and again I slowed down" says the driver...this argument goes on for some time...finally the cop reaches through the window and pulls out the driver...he proceeds to beat the snot out of this man with his billy club. After a few minutes he pauses and says "Now...do you want me STOP, or SLOW DOWN???" AH HHAAH HAHAHA

jjs449


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Look to be a quad-core.... http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=10208052&sourceid=1500000000000003142050&ci_src=14110944&ci_sku=10208052

morpheus282


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TAYLORT5 wrote:who can tell me what comedy cd this is from....


" may I mama dogface to the banana patch.?



Close, but no cigar. It's "May I mambo dogface to the banana patch?"

larryedit


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yakeshinu wrote:Nothing wrong with Welsh! (<----1/3 Welsh, 1/3 Cherokee, 1/3 US Mutt)

;)



How do 3 parents make 1 child - seriously?

fliegerjeff


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yakeshinu


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TheDorque wrote:Ok, I know this one for sure.

DEATH NOTE!



Ka-ching!

ivioo


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n2johnson wrote:What could I say that would spark a reply to my posts??





bingo!

Woot~20 || Sellout.Woot~15 || Shirt.Woot~15 || Home.Woot~01 || Wine.Woot~01 || Deals.Woot~¿?

mrsmarilyn


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are we done yet??

JustPaulPez


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kippyj wrote:Good for her! And you!

I assume you weren't saying MY cookies are overrated, right? I'm kind of attached to them, at least for now...



Not dissing the cookies!! Just sayin'... that's NOT what makes the woman!

I refuse to waste any more time trying to have a better past!